[PDF] When Corporate Sht Happens eBook

Author : Summersdale
Publisher : Summersdale Publishers LTD
Page : 157 pages
File Size : 31,40 MB
Release : 2012-06-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0857655841

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Good advice for tough times "To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone." —Reba McEntire "You can't be brave if you've only had wonderful things happen to you." —Mary Tyler Moore "Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink." —Charles Bukowski "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." —Mark Twain "Anyone who trades liberty for security deserves neither." —Benjamin Franklin "When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum." —Desmond Tutu Ever had one of those days when nothing seems to go your way? Poor little you. Now deal with it! Life is too short to spend moping around when instead you could be taking things with a pinch of salt—and a shot of tequila. Here's a book packed with straight-talking quotations to help you get a grip and find the brighter side.

Author : Mike Schlappi
Publisher : Mike Schlappi Communications
Page : 133 pages
File Size : 25,98 MB
Release : 2009-01-01
Category : Self-Help
ISBN : 9781615842476

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I did get shot and it is my problem. A bullet fired at point-blank range, slammed into my chest, clipped my lung, narrowly missed my heart and lodged in my spine, paralyzing me from the chest down - and I had to deal with it. I still have to deal with it every day. That is my problem. Now, what is your problem? What do you have to deal with today - or every day? Do you have something lodged in you - maybe not in your spine, but perhaps in your heart or mind - that causes you pain and makes you feel paralyzed one way or another? What position are you taking relative to your problems? In other words, what is your attitude relative to your situation? Technically, that is what attitude is; it is simply a position.

Author : David W Marpole
Publisher : Austin Macauley Publishers
Page : 290 pages
File Size : 30,4 MB
Release : 2022-08-31
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 1528989309

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The contents of this book are a perfectly true account of the noteworthy events that occurred before and during the author’s 53-year career in sewage treatment and water pollution control. Many of those events, referred to as “SHIT HAPPENINGS” were extremely amusing and some were absolutely hilarious, though in some cases they were undoubtedly dangerous to the author himself as well as others. Many of those occurrences were almost unbelievable but even after many years they remain etched into people’s memories. Some events could be regarded as ‘tragi-comic’; amusing for some people but causing misery, discomfort and despair as well for others. Some were indeed extremely tragic, where innocent lives were lost and most of these were caused by a combination of laziness, greed and lack of concern for others. These last three qualities were clearly shown in all the countries the author worked in: The United Kingdom (England, Scotland and Wales), Thailand, Hong Kong, Egypt, Turkey, Singapore, Taiwan, and Australia. However, it must be said that SHIT did not HAPPEN in all of them.

Author : Leonard De Melt
Publisher : iUniverse
Page : 118 pages
File Size : 44,84 MB
Release : 2018-11-17
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 1532062648

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The compelling, inspiring and comically subline story of man’s coming-of-age set during the twilight of the isolated wear arctic becoming/adapting the ways of civilization Southern Canada. Leonard De Melt’s unlikely path from nomadic life of followinf the arctic’s caribou herbs to respected, youngest mine manager of canada’s major mine and president of TSX-V listed companies. Shit Happens is a story of a mischievous young boy who grows into a restless young man as he struggles to find himself in a world. The exclusive club where he was never supposed to exist. Breaking into a club where fathers pass the mantle to sons keepout outsiders.

Author : Conrad Riker
Publisher : Conrad Riker
Page : 176 pages
File Size : 17,73 MB
Release : 101-01-01
Category : Humor
ISBN :

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Have you ever wondered why everything seems to be getting worse? Tired of endless disappointments and declining quality in every aspect of life? This book is your ticket out of the downward spiral. Examine the causes and consequences of societal decline, explore historical patterns, and discover practical solutions to improve your life and the world around you. - Learn about the psychological foundations behind the decline of quality - Discover the role of big tech, social media, and the entertainment industry in accelerating the decline - Understand how your everyday choices contribute to the problem and what you can do to resist - Explore the impact of consumerism, environmental degradation, and political corruption - Discover practical strategies to navigate the world of declining quality If you want to live a better life in a better world, buy this book today. Shit Happens is a no-nonsense guide to understanding and overcoming the decline of quality in modern society. Say goodbye to disappointment and hello to a future of better quality!

Author : Daniel Dewey
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
Page : 237 pages
File Size : 16,63 MB
Release : 2015-01-23
Category : Religion
ISBN : 1503529827

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How Hot is Heaven? What is it to be Human? These and other questions are pondered in An Irrational Normality. An unusual creative non-fiction memoir not only because it makes living an everyday life in a schizophrenic world a compelling read, but ultimately answers, Who is responsible for What and is What responsible for Who? Armed with the pervasive subjugation of his soul by government authorities and religious institutions with their certainties and choices engraved in tomes and on stones, the author navigates a world overflowing with psychopathic politicians, religious fanatics, and other visionaries from New York States 1st Protestant orphanage to an Iraqi head Bobbing in a septic tank complicating the establishment of an FOB.

Author : Summersdale Publishers
Publisher : Summersdale
Page : 164 pages
File Size : 33,46 MB
Release : 2023-06-08
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1837991871

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This little book of uplifting and pithy quotes is the ultimate antidote to all the days that couldn't end quickly enough When the shit hits the fan, you don't just need a massive mop. You need some words of wisdom that will keep you going no matter what is thrown your way. You scratched the side of your car: pick up this book. You sent private snaps to your family WhatsApp by mistake: let your tears streak these pages. You delivered a presentation at work with your flies undone and toothpaste on your chin: stiffen that upper lip with every quote you read. By the end of this remarkably astute collection of quotes, you'll have: Enough resilience to make light of the worst scenario Enough willpower to overcome all obstacles And enough quotes under your belt to last you a lifetime! Why waste time wondering if the glass is half full or half empty when you can just get on and drink it!

Author : Linda O. Fostek
Publisher :
Page : 198 pages
File Size : 43,60 MB
Release : 2015-06-13
Category :
ISBN : 9780692465943

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Disasters affect us all. It doesn't matter if it's a natural disaster that forces your family to evacuate on a moment's notice or your home is flooded or destroyed. It could be a personal disaster like death, divorce, or health. It could even be any number of little things that go wrong in our lives on a daily basis; a flat tire, a broken pipe, or a broken light-switch that can create chaos in your life. Disasters are all around us. How well we are prepared for them influences our ability to get through them. Do you have a disaster plan? If you don't, why not? What's stopping you from creating a plan to protect not only you, but, those you love the most? Do you know where to start? Could you collect your important papers on a moment's notice? Does your family know where to find important papers and information? Do you have a list of computer accounts and passwords for your loved ones if you were no longer here? Shit Happens will guide you step-by-step through the disaster planning process. You will work with your lawyer, accountant, financial planner, insurance agent, and funeral planner. You will gather and assemble all the pieces of your plan in your comprehensive "ICE" (in case of emergency) file and store your information securely. You will prepare for many emergencies by putting together your family disaster kit and checklist. Your family will know where to meet and what to do if separated during an emergency. You will create and share your plan with your loved ones. Planning for life's disasters is empowering. It will provide you with great peace of mind knowing you are prepared and your family will be safe and taken care of. Shit Happens is the blueprint to insure you will not only survive the disaster but you and your family will go on to thrive.

Author : Interpact Press
Publisher : Interpact Press
Page : 120 pages
File Size : 32,7 MB
Release : 2005-10
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780962870071

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In a few short pages, you will learn how to use shit correctly in all social situations; how to introduce shit to toddlers and school kids; how to build shit into your everyday speech; how to include shit in all forms of writing, including business letters; how to measure shit; and how to make shit work for you and the entire family. More shit than you ever could fit in your brain.

Author : Deborah Lazarus
Publisher : Workman Publishing Company
Page : 336 pages
File Size : 10,9 MB
Release : 2012-05-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0761171134

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The lure of the morbid. The fascination of really bad news. The strange thrill of things going spectacularly wrong. Tragic, sensational, spine-chilling, and addictively entertaining, it’s The Darwin Awards meets The Stupidest Things Ever Said. In story after story we meet the star-crossed, the extremely unlucky, and the fatally foolish. Sure—it’s grim, sometimes ghastly. But isn’t it nice to know that someone, somewhere, had a worse day than you? Sh*t happens. Sometimes it’s natural: A driver goes for the ride of his life when a 100-mph gust blows his truck off the Verrazano Narrows Bridge in New York. (He survives the steep plunge into the Hudson River. Sometimes it’s supernatural: The woman who peels an artichoke only to have it explode in her hand. Short-sighted: A rattlesnake owner kisses his beloved pet, and discovers that the affection isn’t mutual. Delightful: A tanker truck carrying liquid chocolate splits open in a traffic accident, drawing children from miles around. Unexpected: A folding bed traps and nearly kills a man. Heartbreaking: Art restorers accidentally dissolve the ink off a newly discovered Da Vinci drawing. Gross: From the brain of a man complaining of mental instability, doctors remove a four-inch worm. And grosser: A diner discovers—in the most revolting way possible—a rodent along with his fried chicken. And even, seemingly, cosmic justice: An incensed homeowner catches a mouse and decides to teach it a lesson by tying a kerosene-soaked rag to its tail and setting it on fire. The mouse flees; the man’s house burns down.