[PDF] Watch Your Fcking Language eBook

Author : Sterling Johnson
Publisher : Macmillan
Page : 94 pages
File Size : 45,57 MB
Release : 1996-06-15
Category : Humor
ISBN : 031214329X

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Demonstrates swearing for those learning English as a second language, and explains the meaning of obscene, off-color, and vulgar expressions

Author : Sterling Johnson
Publisher : St. Martin's Griffin
Page : 114 pages
File Size : 25,82 MB
Release : 2004-11-03
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1429997508

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Let the squeamish beware! Watch Your F*cking Language takes a no-holds-barred approach to taboo words and expressions. It shows you how to use them to your advantage -- and have fun doing so. Building on the lessons learned in English as a Second F*cking Language, this book emphasizes traditional English swears as well as powerful (and hidden) expressions from other cultures and languages. Through numerous examples, it puts the real language of real people into context: FLOYD: I just heard a Dan Quayle speech. It was really f*cking confusing. RUBY: I just got back from a Mongolian cluster f*ck. It was really confusing f*cking. The name of the game is communication, and Watch Your F*cking Language shows readers how to hammer home their messages with confidence and gusto. Among its features: *Numerous examples of proper (and so-called improper) usage *An Idioms section that emphasizes the niceties of swearing *A "Need to Know, "Nice to Know," and "Forget It" system for identifying swear words *A Final F*cking Exam

Author : E.R. Whyte
Publisher : Whyte House Publications
Page : 424 pages
File Size : 47,81 MB
Release : 2022-10-11
Category : Fiction
ISBN :

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I’ve just discovered my husband has a secret…one that he might just kill me to preserve. In a single soul-destroying moment, I discover my husband has an entire other family. And while there are two great men ready to help me heal my broken heart, it's almost impossible to choose which one is the best man for the job: the handsome police detective, or my too-sexy-for-his-own-good teaching assistant. As I begin the torturous journey of recovering from the lie that shattered everything, though, I learn that my husband’s betrayal isn’t limited to matters of the heart. Instead, it involves a decades-old plot that threatens everything…including my life. If I can’t unravel the web of deceit spun by the psychopath I married, my family’s safety, a new love, and my very life are at risk of being destroyed by a man who will stop at nothing to get what he wants. If you enjoy small towns, angsty romance, and thrilling suspense, you'll love E.R. Whyte's first standalone installment in the Lucy Falls series. Potential trigger warnings for mention of infertility, epilepsy, emotional and psychological manipulation, death, and suicide. Buy Play Me False to start this addicting series today!

Author : Robin Smith
Publisher :
Page : 104 pages
File Size : 16,77 MB
Release : 2017-06-17
Category :
ISBN : 9781548185046

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Increase Creativity, Memory, and Intelligence! Scientist have f*cking studies that say swearing shows intelligence. Knowing that, are you the next Albert Einstein? Do you just need a little push and motivation to be a genius? Perhaps what's holding you back is the one dimensionality of your foul mouth. Why not learn how to tell someone how to "Go F*ck Off" in 8 different languages? Is that the only thing keeping you from your place in history along with Leonardo Da Vinci, Einstein, Stephen Hawking? Not anymore! Imagine how much your vocabulary will improve after purchasing the Watch Your F*cking Language Notebook. How much stress will you relieve cursing out that a$$h0!e who cut you off on the freeway in 5 different languages? Now that's genius! If your language patterns routinely result in sailors blushing, mothers covering their children's ears, then you definitely need the Watch Your F*cking Language Notebook! Increase Creativity Writing by hand has been associated with boosting creativity. Whether you're searching for the next big business idea or for creative ways to express your thoughts, writing in a notebook can give your creative juices more punch. This means coming up with better ideas more quickly and easier than before. Imagine the how a boost in creativity will make you feel at work, home or at school. Your next great idea may be write at the tips of your fingers waiting to be expressed on the pages of the Watch Your F*cking Language Notebook. Improve Your Memory Studies show that writing by hand with a pen or pencil improves the strength and length of memories. Manual note taking has an advantage over digital notes. The Association for Psychological Science proclaimed "taking notes by hand is better than taking notes on a laptop". How will you take advantage of this knowledge to gain an edge on your competition at school, work, or business? How will better understanding make things better for you? Technology is designed to speed up tasks, not for user improvement. Remember, you're not taking notes to refer to later, you're writing it down to remember it now!Because you desire comprehension and understanding rather than simple transcription, the Watch Your F*cking Language Notebook is a must. Achieve Your Goals and Organize Your Life Write down accomplishments with your exercise habits, weight loss, and other life goals. Look back feel good about yourself and all you've done. Besides capturing goals and dreams, capture important tasks, notes, and phone numbers. Use the Watch Your F*cking Language Notebook to organize your life. Evoke Mindfulness Journaling tends to evoke a state of mindfulness in the writer. A greater state of mindfulness means a greater sense of well being, improved physical health, and improved mental health. This correlates to relief from depression, anxiety, and stress. How will you benefit from a greater state of mindfulness you achieve from journaling in the Watch Your F*cking Language Notebook? What Really Matters? Think about the importance of your birth certificate, marriage certificate, property deeds, or even the laws that govern our society...the stuff that really matters goes onto paper! Stop limiting yourself and start generating better ideas, more mindfulness, and greater organization now with the Watch Your F*cking Language Notebook. Buy the Watch Your F*cking Language Notebook today, make what you write matter!

Author : Angel Payne
Publisher : Waterhouse Press
Page : 318 pages
File Size : 44,31 MB
Release : 2021-10-26
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1642633070

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Two of Angel Payne’s most beloved series collide for the first time! They’re on borrowed time. But is it a gift to be savored or a torture to endured? Jayd Cimarron and Max Brickham gave themselves to each other during a night that was only supposed to be just that. But when the retrieval mission for Jayd turned into the rescue mission for Brick, their finite hours turned into an accidental extension in Jayd’s island kingdom. But palm trees and Mediterranean breezes aren’t big enough erasers for their twisted challenges. Brick is a wanted man by nearly every law enforcement agency on the globe, and Jayd is still in the crosshairs of the ruthless renegade who wants her as his ticket into Arcadian politics. Jayd’s brothers don’t see Brick in any better light, especially after discovering he owns two high-end dungeons that cater to people’s hottest fantasies. Their edict is clear. The sooner Brick leaves Arcadia, the better. Desire dictates other plans. Brick and Jayd can’t ignore the soul-deep bond that draws their bodies—and hearts—closer. In the furnace of their passion, they have no choice about acknowledging the power of their bond: a connection that’s tested when Jayd disappears during a hostile invasion on Arcadia. Until now, Brick thought his worst fears had already been faced and beaten. With the help of some trusted friends, he must dive to a new level of terror inside himself—because there, in his heart, is where he’ll find the way back to Jayd. The unbreakable bond of their invincible love.

Author : James Fogle
Publisher : BoD – Books on Demand
Page : 226 pages
File Size : 22,64 MB
Release : 1990-10-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 038530224X

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The novel that inspired the major motion picture directed by Gus Van Sant Bob Hughes, the offbeat, edgy, and slightly skewed leader of a crew of traveling junkies, describes himself as “one of the cleverest and ringiest and most notorious dope fiend drugstore cowboys on the entire West Coast, including Alaska.” Bob, his wife, Diane, Rick, and Nadine have a penchant for robbing drugstores and grabbing pills and capsules to support their habit and relieve their boredom. It’s an all-too-real examination of the addict’s domain: the euphoria, the paranoia, the busts, the overdoses, the haunting reality of trying to survive your own world. But James Fogle—who based this extraordinary novel on his own experiences, and who spent thirty-five years of his life in prison—has turned their lives into something darkly comic. Set in Portland, Oregon, in the early 1970s, Drugstore Cowboy is a resonating evocation of life at the bottom, and yet, by portraying his characters without judgment or glamor, Fogle has illuminated them. His debut novel is a singular work of contemporary fiction.

Author : Gregory Ashe
Publisher : Hodgkin and Blount
Page : 427 pages
File Size : 42,79 MB
Release : 2022-02-11
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1636210309

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Sometimes, the most dangerous animals are the ones you let inside. When a man hires Emery Hazard to track down a teenager who, he claims, robbed him, Hazard isn’t convinced. The story has holes in it, and the client seems eager—too eager—to keep the authorities from getting involved. But Hazard is willing to play along; he suspects something much darker is going on, and he wants to know what it is. Then his husband, John-Henry Somerset, connects the boy in question to an ongoing suspicious death investigation, and both men realize they’ve stumbled upon something much more complicated. There are too many loose threads: missing money, stolen jewelry, a husband back from the dead, and a string of violent assaults on men paying for sex. And there are too many people with their own agendas. After Hazard’s client turns up dead, though, the pressure is on. The killer isn’t done yet, and the closer Hazard and Somers come to unearthing the connection between the victims, the greater the danger. They find themselves in a race to uncover the truth before another victim is claimed—and, if Somers is really lucky, in time for him to plan the perfect Valentine’s Day.

Author : My Silver Lining
Publisher : Bijou Hunter
Page : 230 pages
File Size : 39,18 MB
Release : 2007
Category : Fiction
ISBN :

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HEAT ღ HUMOR ღ HEA River Majors is the president of the Shasta Chapter of the Reapers Motorcycle Club. His family lives and breathes the lifestyle. Maxine Leroux lost her father figure thanks to the former club running Shasta. The last thing she wants is to gain the attention of the most powerful biker in town. Now that Maxine has caught River’s eye, though, he’ll never give up until he owns her heart. "My Silver Lining" contains graphic sexual content, violent situations, harsh language, and drug use. The book is only appropriate for adult readers age 18+.

Author : Claudia Burgoa
Publisher : Claudia Burgoa
Page : 854 pages
File Size : 31,47 MB
Release : 2023-12-04
Category : Fiction
ISBN :

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The Baker’s Creek Billionaire Brothers series is a romantic comedy saga packed with the perfect mix of angst, tears, and laughs. If you like strong heroines & alpha males, steamy romances, and witty love stories, this series is for you! Call You Mine As We Are Yours to Keep