[PDF] Theres A Dragon In My Pants eBook

Author : Tom Nicoll
Publisher : Stripes Publishing
Page : 144 pages
File Size : 49,74 MB
Release : 2017-02-09
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ISBN : 9781847158086

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Book three in a hilarious new series featuring one boy and a little dragon with an oversized appetite for adventure. Eric and friends are off on a camping trip - Pan assures them that a Mini-Dragon's skills will be most handy when it comes to lighting a campfire! As it turns out, dragons aren't so hot at putting up tents. Eric and Pan are just getting in a tangle when Toby Bloom and his dad show up with their state-of-the-art Glamping gear. Who knew you could have a Games Room under canvas? Soon, Min and Jayden are hanging out with Eric's arch-enemy, while even Eric's dad has to admit that their weekend in the wilderness is a washout. Desperate to get their weekend in the wilderness back on track, Eric suggests pitting his dad against Toby's in a series of outdoor challenges. But when Toby starts bending the rules, it's up to Pan to fly to the rescue.

Author : Tom Nicoll
Publisher : Stripes Publishing
Page : 144 pages
File Size : 34,85 MB
Release : 2016-05-01
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ISBN : 9781847156761

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Book two in a hilarious new series featuring one boy and a little dragon with an oversized appetite for adventure. Eric finally succumbs to Pan’s demands and agrees to take the Mini-Dragon to school with him. But Eric gets more trouble than he bargained for when nightmare neighbour Toby switches his backpack with Eric’s and dragon-naps Pan! Now Eric must dash across town to Toby’s posh school and swap them back before his snappy secret is out! Perfect for fans of Jeremy Strong and Compton Valance.

Author : Michael Showalter
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
Page : 288 pages
File Size : 19,58 MB
Release : 2011-02-22
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0446563609

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I was at my wit's end. I'd had enough of this job, this life, and my relationship had broken up. Should I eat chocolate, or go to India, or fall in love? Then I had a revelation: Why not do all three, in that order? And so it was that I embarked on a journey that was segmented into three parts and was then made into a major motion picture. Later, I woke up on an airplane with a hole in my face and a really bad hangover. I was ushered brusquely off the plane by my parents who took me to a rehab where I tested positive for coke, classic coke, special k (the drug), Special K (the cereal), mushrooms, pepperoni, and Restless Leg Syndrome. It was there that I first began painting with my feet. But rewind...the year was 1914. I was just a young German soldier serving in the trenches while simultaneously trying to destroy an evil ring with some help from an elf, a troll, and a giant sorcerer, all while cooking every recipe out of a Julia Child cookbook. What I'm trying to say is that there was a secret code hidden in a painting and I was looking for it with this girl who had a tattoo of a dragon! Let me clarify, it was the 1930s and a bunch of us were migrating out of Oklahoma, and I was this teenage wizard/CIA operative, okay? And, um then I floated off into the meta-verse as a ball of invisible energy that had no outer edge... Ugh, okay. None of this is true. I'm just kind of a normal guy from New Jersey who moved to New York, got into comedy, wrote this book about trying to write this book, and then moved to Alaska, became the mayor of a small town, spent $30,000 on underwear, and now I'm going to rule the world!!!

Author : Gary J. Darby
Publisher : Legend of Hooper's Dragons
Page : 406 pages
File Size : 18,34 MB
Release : 2016-08-06
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781092513487

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An evil faerie who wants to rule. A mystical golden dragon could be the key. One man must embrace his destiny to save the world...Hooper never really believed in himself. The one thing he did believe was that dragons should stay as far away from him as possible. But when a dying emerald dragon gives him a magical gem, Hooper's life is changed forever...After discovering that he and his friends are the only ones who can keep an evil faerie from taking over the world, Hooper can't help but be reluctant. After all, to save humanity he'll need to protect Golden Wind, the most prized dragon of them all. As he fights his hatred of the creature, Hooper starts to question everything he's ever learned...Will Hooper forge his own destiny or will he succumb to the power of the dark, murderous faerie?If a Dragon Cries is the first book in a fantasy coming of age series with dragons, swords, magic, and more. If you like insightful character journeys, Tolkienesque worlds, and majestic dragons, then you'll love Gary Darby's series starter

Author : Lev Grossman
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 677 pages
File Size : 30,83 MB
Release : 2012-10-02
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1101619961

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Two novels from New York Times bestselling author Lev Grossman: The Magicians and its riveting sequel, The Magician King. THE MAGICIANS: Quentin Coldwater is brilliant but miserable. A high school math genius, he’s secretly fascinated with a series of children’s fantasy novels set in a magical land called Fillory, and real life is disappointing by comparison. When Quentin is unexpectedly admitted to an elite, secret college of magic, it looks like his wildest dreams may have come true. But his newfound powers lead him down a rabbit hole of hedonism and disillusionment, and ultimately to the dark secret behind the story of Fillory. The land of his childhood fantasies turns out to be much darker and more dangerous than he ever could have imagined… The Magicians is one of the most daring and inventive works of literary fantasy in years. No one who has escaped into the worlds of Narnia and Harry Potter should miss this breathtaking return to the landscape of the imagination. THE MAGICIAN KING: Quentin Coldwater should be happy. He escaped a miserable Brooklyn childhood, matriculated at a secret college for magic, and graduated to discover that Fillory—a fictional utopia—was actually real. But even as a Fillorian king, Quentin finds little peace. His old restlessness returns, and he longs for the thrills a heroic quest can bring. Accompanied by his oldest friend, Julia, Quentin sets off—only to somehow wind up back in the real-world and not in Fillory, as they’d hoped. As the pair struggle to find their way back to their lost kingdom, Quentin is forced to rely on Julia’s illicitly learned sorcery as they face a sinister threat in a world very far from the beloved fantasy novels of their youth.

Author : Tom Nicoll
Publisher : Tiger Tales
Page : 160 pages
File Size : 39,37 MB
Release : 2019-10-01
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781680101676

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When Pan the Mini-Dragon hides in Eric’s backpack and ends up at school, things get pretty awkward! But it’s even worse when Eric’s annoying neighbor, Toby, steals Pan, thinking he’s a flashy new toy. Can Eric rescue the Mini-Dragon before he becomes the star attraction at Toby’s show-and-tell?

Author : Ruth Stiles Gannett
Publisher : Courier Corporation
Page : 100 pages
File Size : 27,73 MB
Release : 2014-01-15
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0486492834

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A young boy runs away from home to rescue an abused baby dragon held captive to serve as a free twenty-four hour, seven-days-a-week ferry for the lazy wild animals living on Wild Island.

Author : Patrick Matthews
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 298 pages
File Size : 47,69 MB
Release : 2013-03-01
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0545520738

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A boy goes on the run in this fast-paced fantasy debut. Created by dragons.That's the truth that Al has known all his life: The five mortal races were created by dragons to gather magic. Since then, the dragons have ruled the world, branding mortals according to their worth, shaping their societies, even training a lucky few to handle magic themselves. Now Testing Day is here, the day when Al will be assigned his place in the world. If his rank is high enough, he'll have everything he's ever wanted.But Al is in for the shock of his life. By the time Testing Day is over, he will be shunned . . . and targeted by the ruthless assassins known as Cullers. With no magic, little money, and a sword he's not entirely sure how to use, Al must escape into the wilderness, beginning a journey that will lead him to strange new friends, brutal enemies, and the terrifying truth about the dragons.It's one boy against the world - and some fearsome beasts - in this fun fantasy-adventure!

Author : Anna Hamil
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 26 pages
File Size : 30,53 MB
Release : 2015-11-02
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781519452382

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You wear pants, I wear pants but dragons don't wear pants because they're made differently than me and you. We are more alike than different.Dragons Don't Wear Pants Children's Bookhas eye-catching illustrations filled with bright, vibrant colors that are enjoyable to look at by girls and boys from ages 2-7.While you're reading, keep an eye out for the dragon's bird friend who makes an appearance on every page.Dragon Kids Book SeriesThis is the first book in the Dragon Children's Kids Book Series. It is an easy to read picture book with fun rhymes that will have you smiling and laughing at all the different things that dragons do.In this book, you get to know dragons and understand that you are more alike than different. In learning this, it helps dispel societal norms about dragons being bad and opens the door for explaining this to your kids.Come join us to learn more about our other dragon books for kids and get free coloring pages: Website - http://dragonsdontwearpants.com Facebook page - http://www.facebook.com/dragonsdontwearpants T-Shirts for kids & adults - https://www.dragonsdontwearpants.com/buy