[PDF] The Wrong End Of The Table eBook

Author : Ayser Salman
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 288 pages
File Size : 22,17 MB
Release : 2019-03-05
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1510742085

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An Immigrant Love-Hate Story of What it Means to Be American You know that feeling of being at the wrong end of the table? Like you’re at a party but all the good stuff is happening out of earshot (#FOMO)? That’s life—especially for an immigrant. What happens when a shy, awkward Arab girl with a weird name and an unfortunate propensity toward facial hair is uprooted from her comfortable (albeit fascist-regimed) homeland of Iraq and thrust into the cold, alien town of Columbus, Ohio—with its Egg McMuffins, Barbie dolls, and kids playing doctor everywhere you turned? This is Ayser Salman’s story. First comes Emigration, then Naturalization, and finally Assimilation—trying to fit in among her blonde-haired, blue-eyed counterparts, and always feeling left out. On her journey to Americanhood, Ayser sees more naked butts at pre-kindergarten daycare that she would like, breaks one of her parents’ rules (“Thou shalt not participate as an actor in the school musical where a male cast member rests his head in thy lap”), and other things good Muslim Arab girls are not supposed to do. And, after the 9/11 attacks, she experiences the isolation of being a Muslim in her own country. It takes hours of therapy, fifty-five rounds of electrolysis, and some ill-advised romantic dalliances for Ayser to grow into a modern Arab American woman who embraces her cultural differences. Part memoir and part how-not-to guide, The Wrong End of the Table is everything you wanted to know about Arabs but were afraid to ask, with chapters such as “Tattoos and Other National Security Risks,” “You Can’t Blame Everything on Your Period; Sometimes You’re Going to Be a Crazy Bitch: and Other Advice from Mom,” and even an open letter to Trump. This is the story of every American outsider on a path to find themselves in a country of beautiful diversity.

Author : Everest Media,
Publisher : Everest Media LLC
Page : 33 pages
File Size : 18,99 MB
Release : 2022-04-26T22:59:00Z
Category : Humor
ISBN : 166939333X

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Please note: This is a companion version & not the original book. Sample Book Insights: #1 I was three years old when my parents moved me and my brother from Baghdad to Columbus, Ohio. I was taken out of daycare centers because of some incident, and I had to pee in my pants while sitting at the lunch table. #2 I had a very strong aversion to milk, which led to me not drinking it. I also avoided group restroom times at day care because of the way the kids would play doctor, half the school population lying face-down on the floor with their pants pulled down while the other half sat next to them and lightly spanked them. #3 I never took to Columbus, Ohio. I had fond memories of driving along the Olentangy River, but that was probably because we were now heading out of the state into our new home of Kentucky. I don’t miss Columbus, except for its awesome COSI and OSU. #4 My family moved a lot, which was a common occurrence for us. I remember going to different schools every year because my family could not get comfortable in one place.

Author : Ayser Salman
Publisher : Skyhorse
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 49,39 MB
Release : 2019-03-05
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781510742079

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An Immigrant Love-Hate Story of What it Means to Be American. "A rare voice that is both relatable and unafraid to examine the complexities of her American identity.” —Reza Aslan, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Zealot: The Life and Times of Jesus of Nazareth You know that feeling of being at the wrong end of the table? Like you’re at a party but all the good stuff is happening out of earshot (#FOMO)? That’s life—especially for an immigrant. What happens when a shy, awkward Arab girl with a weird name and an unfortunate propensity toward facial hair is uprooted from her comfortable (albeit fascist-regimed) homeland of Iraq and thrust into the cold, alien town of Columbus, Ohio—with its Egg McMuffins, Barbie dolls, and kids playing doctor everywhere you turned? This is Ayser Salman’s story. First comes Emigration, then Naturalization, and finally Assimilation—trying to fit in among her blonde-haired, blue-eyed counterparts, and always feeling left out. On her journey to Americanhood, Ayser sees more naked butts at pre-kindergarten daycare that she would like, breaks one of her parents’ rules (“Thou shalt not participate as an actor in the school musical where a male cast member rests his head in thy lap”), and other things good Muslim Arab girls are not supposed to do. And, after the 9/11 attacks, she experiences the isolation of being a Muslim in her own country. It takes hours of therapy, fifty-five rounds of electrolysis, and some ill-advised romantic dalliances for Ayser to grow into a modern Arab American woman who embraces her cultural differences. Part memoir and part how-not-to guide, The Wrong End of the Table is everything you wanted to know about Arabs but were afraid to ask, with chapters such as “Tattoos and Other National Security Risks,” “You Can’t Blame Everything on Your Period; Sometimes You’re Going to Be a Crazy Bitch: and Other Advice from Mom,” and even an open letter to Trump. This is the story of every American outsider on a path to find themselves in a country of beautiful diversity.

Author : Hamish Clarke
Publisher : Author House
Page : 197 pages
File Size : 42,21 MB
Release : 2014-12-19
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1496998936

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A very ordinary man wakes up in an African police cell. He has no idea how he got there, nor why he's there. He's tortured for information about which he has no idea, and then he's threatened with execution. When British Consular staff ignore his pleas for help because of a trade deal, he realizes that the only person who is going to help him, is himself. It's towards the end of the 1980s and all this is happening in the middle of a very unstable Zaire that is about to descend into civil war. He knows that to survive, he must escape. This he does, but only by killing some of his guards in the process. He on foot, in the middle of nowhere and everyone wants him dead; and now he must find out why he's Zaire's Public Enemy No1, if he wants to clear his name and return to a normal life.

Author : Jason Dickinson
Publisher : Amberley Publishing Limited
Page : 96 pages
File Size : 13,37 MB
Release : 2014-06-15
Category : Sports & Recreation
ISBN : 1445619687

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A high-quality, full-colour pictorial history of the Owls, illustrated throughout.

Author : Judith Arnold
Publisher : Harlequin
Page : 203 pages
File Size : 46,60 MB
Release : 2011-08-22
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 145925337X

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What have you resolved to do by the year 2000? Satisfaction: That's what Cassie Webber wants. Her New Millennium resolution is revenge against Phillip Keene, the man who broke his promise…and her heart. A year ago, when Cassie and Phillip fell in love, he was talking marriage, family, forever. Then he returned home to Ohio for what was supposed to be a quick visit—and Cassie never heard from him again. Until now. Her best friend, Diane, has just received an invitation to his wedding…and he's marrying another woman. The wrong woman! With Diane's help, Cassie concocts a scheme to get even, a scheme that involves going to his hometown to attend the wedding. But there's one thing Cassie wants more than revenge. She wants to be back in Phillip's arms—as the right bride.

Author : Mary Jay
Publisher : Dorrance Publishing
Page : 542 pages
File Size : 20,76 MB
Release : 2022-04-13
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1685371051

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War of the Dragon King By: Mary Jay For as long as anyone can remember, the kingdom of Lumnkar have known that dragons are just terrible monsters that no one wants around. Even their king has begun to slaughter dragons to expand his kingdom’s territory. And the king may succeed, unless his nephew Egil stops him. Egil, a kind-hearted and caring young man, is forced to join the Ranger's Guild where he discovers the truth about dragons and how misunderstood they are. Egil must try to stop his uncle from destroying an entire race and allowing these mistreated, beautiful creatures to live amongst humans once again.