[PDF] The Worlds Greatest Dad Jokes The Complete Collection The Heirloom Edition eBook

Author : Editors of Cider Mill Press,
Publisher : Cider Mill Press
Page : 287 pages
File Size : 50,49 MB
Release : 2024-06-11
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1400252245

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Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe! Because the world needs more dad jokes. Hundreds more. What are dad jokes? Short, family-friendly one-liners that often produce more eye rolls and groans from their audience than audible laughs. Anyone can tell dad jokes, but they are best told by dads. The World’s Greatest Dad Jokes: The Complete Collection is here, and inside you'll find: More puns, quips, and corny one-liners that are sure to get eyes rolling Hundreds of dad jokes that will make you groan—then make you smile. This book is jam-packed with clever quips and unbearable wisecracks that are so bad, they’re good. Now the dad joke aficionado in your life will never run out of puns, no matter how much you might want them to. The perfect gift for the dad who thinks he’s heard them all, this book is sure to add even more jokes to his repertoire, for better or worse. These jokes are so funny you won't even see them coming!

Author : Hugh Murmie
Publisher :
Page : 108 pages
File Size : 45,23 MB
Release : 2020-05-10
Category :
ISBN :

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New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!

Author : Joe Kerz
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 389 pages
File Size : 50,24 MB
Release : 2022-04-19
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1631586653

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Hundreds and Hundreds of Jokes that Will Drive Your Family Crazy Nothing is more hilarious for moms, sons, and daughters than the bad jokes dads tell. (Well, at least he thinks they're hilarious . . .) Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered “yes” to any of the following, you’re not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad’s persona. This comedic compendium compiles more than eight hundred of the best jokes dads can use to hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling. Included within are jokes such as: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food; no atmosphere. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality. With Dad Jokes, give your dad the gift of becoming the least funny/most "punny" guy in the room.

Author : Dad Says Jokes
Publisher : Cassell
Page : 272 pages
File Size : 42,5 MB
Release : 2019-09-05
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1788402030

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THE BRAND-NEW BOOK FROM @DADSAYSJOKES hr All New Dad Jokes is the second book from the most followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @DadSaysJokes. Now with a following of over 1 million, All New Dad Jokes provides brand new gags guaranteed to leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. @DadSaysJokes is a community-run Instagram account with more than a million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking mastermind started his career at the tender age of 14, when he created his original platform, Football.Newz, to serve audiences for the World cup 2014. He has recently added another nine platforms in different genres (of which @DadSaysJokes is one), with nine million followers and rising. This is his second book. Q: Where do naughty rainbows go? A: Prism.

Author : Brian Cook
Publisher : Page Street Publishing
Page : 176 pages
File Size : 19,95 MB
Release : 2021-11-02
Category : Art
ISBN : 1645673596

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Because Everything Looks Better with a Butt In Brian Cook’s debut collection of fun, offbeat illustrations, beers have rears, Tetris® becomes Butris and balloons bear backsides. Hot dog buns have buns of their own, and condiments are down-right cheeky. Shatter your assumptions about who and what can rock a rump because with a little imagination, anything is possible. Whether you’re seeking a good chuckle, are into unconventional art or are simply looking to get to the bottom of an eccentric curiosity, you won’t want to put this gem of a book down.

Author : Sarah J. Maas
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing USA
Page : 739 pages
File Size : 38,27 MB
Release : 2018-05
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 1619635208

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Sarah J. Maas hit the New York Times SERIES list at #1 with A Court of Wings and Ruin!

Author : John Brueckner
Publisher : Cider Mill Press
Page : 142 pages
File Size : 44,16 MB
Release : 2019-04-09
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1604338792

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Laugh with dads, not at them, with these 200 hilariously hokey knee-slappers and puns! A potato walks into a bar. All eyes were on him: this is just one example of the 200 hilariously hokey knee-slappers and puns in Dad Jokes. Tired of the same humdrum ill-fitting pants jokes, or jabs about turkeys being flightless birds? This perfect Father’s Day gift will keep the dads in your life on the pulse of family-friendly corny humor that is all new and exclusive to this book. With Dad Jokes on hand, everyone will be laughing with dads, not at them!

Author : Kelly Link
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Page : 324 pages
File Size : 14,72 MB
Release : 2006
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780156031875

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All-new collection of magical stories from slapstick comedy to Gothic horror.

Author : Cider Mill Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 256 pages
File Size : 16,87 MB
Release : 2020-09-29
Category : Cooking
ISBN : 1604339837

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Streamline your cooking with The Simple Cookbook. Simplify your kitchen (and your shopping list) with short and sweet recipes that are sure to wow. With recipes built on simple preparations and delicious flavors, you’ll never feel intimidated in the kitchen again. With gluten-free, vegan, and vegetarian options, no one will feel left out at the dinner table with this easy-to-use cookbook. This is the perfect gift for college graduates, bridal showers, weddings, and more!

Author : Cider Mill Press
Publisher : Cider Mill Press
Page : 176 pages
File Size : 50,61 MB
Release : 2020-10-06
Category : Cooking
ISBN : 1646430409

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From bacon bombs to finger foods, give in to guilt-free snacking with Keto Snacks. From bacon bombs to finger foods, give in to guilt-free snacking with Keto Snacks. With recipes specially formulated to help you track your macros and avoid carb-loading between meals, you can feed your cravings with confidence. Featuring options for both sweet and savory snacking, as well as party snacks perfect for entertaining, you’ll never find yourself reaching for carbs between meals again. The easy-to-follow instructions and gorgeous photography make pinpointing the perfect snack easier than ever. With Keto Snacks on hand, you can get healthy without compromising on flavor.