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The Ungettable Joke

Author : Dave Squires
Publisher : UngettableJoke.com
Page : 168 pages
File Size : 42,50 MB
Release : 2011-01-16
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 0615438032

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SThe Ungettable Joke is told in retrospect by two guys who were drawn into extraordinary circumstances. Individually, they are exposed to supernatural experiences which drive them to hit the road, one to escape, the other to seek the source of the experiences. These experiences seem to confirm a theory about an ungettable Joke developed by Dave, an engineer and NASA contractor. At an apparent chance meeting at a roadside diner, Dave explains his personal theories on humor and the ungettable joke to Bill, a high school math teacher. They wonder whether they have been pushed together by greater forces to discover the ultimate joke, a joke so funny that everyone laughs, but no one knows why. The main characters don "t have long to consider this question. The greater forces at work evidently don "t want them to discover the ungettable joke by sitting around and talking about it. Supernatural events continue to force the characters into action and an adventure they might prefer to avoid. They seek aid from an eccentric college professor, an archeologist who tells the story of an ancient Indian tribe, the Chimchuk, whose culture revered humor above all else. The professor, who seems to have an agenda of his own, is interested in a Chimchuk symbolic inscription Dave and Bill obtained. He is also obsessed with a certain Chimchuk artifact -- an amulet made in three pieces. The professor possesses only one piece, his enemy another, and the third is missing. The professor's enemy is a man who appears to be the leader of a cult that is based on Chimchuk culture. He claims to have special powers, drawn from his piece of the amulet, and convinces his followers that he can channel the spirit of the original crafter of the amulet, the great Chimchuk shaman and head joke-teller, Manash. Underlying the main plot, Dave is engaged to be married very soon, and the FBI has become involved due to suspected illicit drug activity in the Chimchuk cult. The interests of all concerned converge at a small town at the entrance to the Giant Sequoia National Park. There, the amulet, the cult, the FBI, and the pursuit of the ungettable joke come together in a Chimchuk cultural festival. The cult leaders at the festival intend to demonstrate the power of the amulet to the new Chimchuk nation. The wild scene and conclusion that follows reveal the realities behind the events, history, and meaning of all that took place, and points to a link between science and faith, seen and unseen, and what humor has to do with it.

Finding Dory: The Unforgettable Joke Book

Author : Disney Book Group
Publisher : Disney Electronic Content
Page : 82 pages
File Size : 13,92 MB
Release : 2016-05-17
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1484790197

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Dory goes head over tail for a good joke! This hilarious book includes more than 100 fin-slapping good jokes from Nemo, Marlin, and many other funny fish!

No Joke

Author : Ruth R. Wisse
Publisher : Princeton University Press
Page : 296 pages
File Size : 23,47 MB
Release : 2013-06-02
Category : Literary Criticism
ISBN : 0691149461

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In this book, Ruth Wisse evokes and applauds the genius of spontaneous Jewish joking--as well as the brilliance of comic masterworks by writers like Heinrich Heine, Sholem Aleichem, Isaac Babel, S. Y. Agnon, Isaac Bashevis Singer, and Philip Roth. A.

The Unforgettable Joke Book

Author : Sean Cunningham
Publisher :
Page : 80 pages
File Size : 45,84 MB
Release : 2016-05-03
Category :
ISBN : 9781484483749

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Disney/Pixar "Finding Dory" reunites the friendly-but-forgetful blue tang fish with her loved ones, and everyone learns a few things about the true meaning of family along the way. This book of jokes based on the film will have boys and girls ages 6

The Tonic

Author : Mayur Sudhakar Sarfare
Publisher : One Point Six Technologies Pvt Ltd
Page : 461 pages
File Size : 10,42 MB
Release : 2020-10-25
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9390040272

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Set in the year 1992, The Tonic is an emotionally wrenching tale of an unlikely friendship between Masher and Raem, two young outcasts with psychological deficiencies. We see through their eyes what the riots do to them and the people of Bombay, which mysteriously connects decades later to the life of a media tycoon cum atheist, who has genocidal plans for the religious! Mumbai, 2017: Reymerg D’Souza, a media tycoon and powerful militant Atheist, harbours an ominous plan to cleanse the country from religion. Avantika Das, an investigative journalist, partners with a suspended cop to embark on a perilous journey to expose Reymerg’s darker agendas. Back in 1992, two young misfits are drawn together by the ravages of an approaching Hindu-Muslim riot. Masher, a diffident teenager with a speech disorder is forced into participating in an annual elocution contest held in his school. During this period, he befriends Raem, a twenty-one-year old recluse with a foreign descent, who gifts him a packet of mysterious chocolate pills. The pills magically begin to embolden their lives. They begin to win moments and people. A Tonic that turns them from being misfits to stupefiers. But soon the riots begin to take its violent form. As it takes away everything from one but not so much from the other. The two tales separated by decades, strangely begin to converge towards the end, to forge a deadly truth that binds the lives of these people in the most unexpected manner and may be the key to stopping the atheist from executing his sinister plans.

The Unforgettable Family

Author : Bailey Ziehmer
Publisher : AuthorHouse
Page : 303 pages
File Size : 22,11 MB
Release : 2017-10-24
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 154621352X

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In the last book of The Unforgettable Series, Bailey and Damon finally have a chance at settling down and starting the family theyve always wanted. But as quickly as paradise starts, its taken away from them when a new, or rather old, enemy comes knocking on their door. Once again theyre thrown back into the world of the supernatural, this time fighting family. A war is coming, one where the dead rise and blood is spilled. Will Damon and Bailey be able to fight their enemies, and themselves, once again and keep their family safe? Or will the universe finally win and take one of them away?

THE UNFORGETTABLE MEMORY

Author : ANEESH SONKAR
Publisher : BlueRose Publishers
Page : 271 pages
File Size : 40,3 MB
Release : 2020-04-23
Category : Fiction
ISBN :

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This book is based on a story about the unforgettable and golden memory of the school time. That time starts from kindergarten to high school. The most important thing is that he still remembers his first class of the kindergarten. This is not about to study, this is about getting more enjoyment and funwith their friends. This is about to enjoy happy and bad moment within heavy restriction of rules and regulation of the school time. A lot of rules had been made to control in the discipline but they all gets failed. This book is narrated by Arnie who study in Sant Augustine day school, a co-ed school, starting from lower kindergarten to high school with his four friends Andy, Aarya, Shail, &Vincy. Arnie has a girl whose name is Nia who came in the last and Andy has a friend in girls whose name Myra. He has a different love story, but he realized in the last when he gone from the school. The same case happens with Arnie too. But whatever time they spend together, they never forget. Arnie spent most enjoyable and funny moments with their friends who study with him in that school. He remembers his first day in the kindergarten to last day of high school where he spends the quality time with their friends and classmates, including girls, and along with his sibling. He and his friend are average or below average student in the class. They never serious about their study, always depends on their friends who comes in single queue as per their enrolment no. in every examination. And still they enjoy a lot in the examination hall too. They do the lots of notorious things in the school which are unbearable. They all punish a lost but still save sometimes. They always try to hide those entire notorious things from their family, but they fail too. Their family becomes so rude on their notorious things. Due to these notorious thing, Arnie and his friends become famous in the school.

Unforgettable

Author : Linda Cajio
Publisher : Loveswept
Page : 218 pages
File Size : 42,1 MB
Release : 2013-03-11
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 0307798976

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In this sultry tale of passion, Linda Cajio reveals how sometimes lust can lead to love. A seducer of countless women, James Farraday likes a challenge. He’s known the elegant, spirited Anne Kitteridge all his life, and has crossed paths with her at polo matches many times. Truth be told, he’s secretly wanted to sleep with the sexy veterinarian for years. But lately Anne has kept him at arm’s length. Undeterred, James devises a plan to get close—close enough to turn on his magnetic charms so that she will have no choice but to fall into his tight embrace. Refusing to be just another conquest, Anne resolved long ago to ignore James’s broad shoulders and blazing blue eyes. So when James hires her to care for his prize-winning horse, Anne sees the proposition as nothing more than a business deal. But Anne soon discovers that she cannot help but be drawn to the soft soul hidden beneath James’s bad-boy demeanor. Still, this handsome rogue has a record of breaking hearts. Can Anne risk becoming a casualty of love? Includes a special message from the editor, as well as excerpts from these Loveswept titles: The Notorious Lady Anne, Along Came Trouble, and Strictly Business.

The Unforgettable

Author : ,Dr. Z
Publisher : Page Publishing Inc
Page : 51 pages
File Size : 18,66 MB
Release : 2024-05-10
Category : Fiction
ISBN :

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This is part 1 of a collection of stories loosely based on real world events. A different journey starts with our protagonist at a low point of his life, and in this book, we follow along to meet the people he does and see in which direction his life goes--if he becomes the hero he desires or falls into his habits.

The Unforgettable Vampire

Author : Bailey Ziehmer
Publisher : AuthorHouse
Page : 272 pages
File Size : 31,10 MB
Release : 2016-04-15
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1524603325

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In The Unforgettable Vampire, you meet Bailey Chase, an eighteen-year-old girl who lives with her alcoholic dad. They just moved to Williams, Arizona, where Bailey expected a new start and a new life. Sadly, at first, she doesnt get her wish. Her dad is still an alcoholic, and her mother is dead. The worst part is she has had to up and leave all her friends. When Bailey meets Damon Jackson, it isnt love at first sight. And when Bailey finds out what he is and what the town is full of, she instantly draws more attached to the town. Damon is the bad boy of the town, the one most girls throw themselves at, but Damon wont let them in. Bailey and Damon end up discovering theyre more alike than they thought, and their friendship turns into something more. You soon find that Damon is an uncontrollable monster, according to his brother, Steven Jackson. Though Damon may try to fight it and others may not believe it, Bailey ends up being the one thing Damon needs: a friend, a lover, and an unforgettable angel.