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The Ultimate Space Joke Book For Kids! Heaps of hilarious space jokes coupled with funny illustrations, providing hours of entertainment for kids of any age - even adults! This must-get joke book includes: Hilarious space, alien and astronaut jokes. Knock-knock Jokes. Humorous illustrations. A fun challenge at the back to do with your friends and family! This makes a perfect gift for kids as the funny characters and jokes will guarantee to put a smile on their faces. Grab your copy today and have an 'out of this world' giggle!
Funny Space Jokes for Kids! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean space, astronaut, and alien jokes for children. Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about space, astronauts, and aliens. With cute and silly illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home! Funny space jokes Cute and colorful illustrations Excellent for early and beginning readers Games and puzzles included Lots of fun and entertainment for your child Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Q: Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space? A: Because they've just had a big launch! ~HAHA!~ Q: What do you call a loony spaceman? A: An astronut! ~LOL!~ Q: Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? A: At parking meteors! ~HAHA!~ Q: What do astronauts put on their toast? A: Space Jam! ~LOL!~ This funny joke book is full of outer space, astronauts, and alien jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about space will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie Lightning Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!
Aliens and planets and rockets and astronauts are ready to make little ones laugh! Get kids reading AND laughing with funny outer space jokes. Jenna Johnston's bold illustrations add to the hilarity of outer space puns. Developing readers will build confidence and story time will never be the same for your rocket-loving child. Here's an example: Why is Saturn so rich? Because it has a lot of rings! These jokes are silly and strange and make a great gift for a science and space fan. Don't miss the other illustrated joke books in this series including: Yo Ho, Ha Ha! Pirate Jokes for kids Knock Knock, Moo Who? It's Snot Fair! Knock Knock, Dino-mite! and many more from Xist Publishing!
Q: What do aliens cook their breakfasts on? A: Unidentified frying objects Lighten the atmosphere with this hilarious collection of 140 space-themed jokes. Young readers can pun about Pluto, Martians and astronauts with this brilliantly illustrated joke book, including knock-knock jokes, one-liners and more. They are out of this world! ABOUT THE SERIES: Laugh Out Loud is a vibrant and dynamic joke book series for kids. Featuring a variety of exciting themes, these titles build general knowledge and their playful jokes are great to share with family and friends. Perfect for kids aged 5+.
What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park in it, man. How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock it. How do astronauts serve dinner? On flying saucers. Shaped like a space rocket this hilarious book is packed with over one hundred laugh-out-loud jokes about astronauts, planets, aliens, space ships, the solar system and much, much more. This brilliant collection is filled with funny one liners and quirky black-and-white drawings, and is sure to have adults and children alike in stitches. Published to mark the 50th anniversary of the Apollo moon landings.
Why did the sun go to school?To get brighter! Why did the cow go to outer space? To visit the Milky Way! How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rocket! Why did the alien knit itself three socks? Because it grew another foot! Kids will be over the moon with this collection of fantastically funny space jokes!
Why did the astronaut take a mop into space? To clean up the stardust! How is a telephone like the planet Saturn? They both have rings! Kids are sure to enjoy reading and telling these out-of this-world jokes. Additional features include a table of contents, informational sidebars, a phonetic glossary, a fun-facts section, critical-thinking questions, sources for further research, and an index.
If you want to make an astronaut friend...you'll have to make an astronaut laugh! What is an astronaut's favorite time of day? Launch time! Sometimes astronauts get lonely out in space—and they could use some jokes to make them laugh! Get ready to giggle with this book of hilarious, space-themed jokes for kids. It's full of stellar illustrations, silly space puns, and easy-to-read words that make it a blast for early readers and joke-lovers of all ages! Goofy, groan-y, jokes that kids and astronauts (or kid astronauts!) will read and share over and over. Cool full-page cartoon pictures of astronauts! A surefire hit as a birthday gift, stocking stuffer, and more. Find out what tickles a space-traveler's funny bone with How to Make an Astronaut Laugh. And explore the whole series of How to Make Them Laugh kids' joke books, including How to Make a Unicorn Laugh, How to Make a Ninja Laugh, and How to Make a Penguin Laugh!
Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!