[PDF] The Stories My Mama Told eBook

Author : Bryonie Wise
Publisher :
Page : pages
File Size : 17,30 MB
Release : 2018-01-02
Category :
ISBN : 9781389066177

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At heartful ballad of love and grief from a daughter to her mother.

Author : Lucy Turley Denson
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 16,22 MB
Release : 2012-04-23
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 1469193949

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Author : Susan Marie Swanson
Publisher : HMH Books For Young Readers
Page : 40 pages
File Size : 19,64 MB
Release : 2002
Category : Fiction
ISBN :

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A young girl celebrates the name that was chosen just for her.

Author : Annemarie van Haeringen
Publisher :
Page : 16 pages
File Size : 48,13 MB
Release : 2020-03-03
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 177657267X

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I've known my mama for such a long time. For my whole life, actually. My mama loves playing with me and my cars. I like that, as long as mama tidies up the cars afterwards. I'm good at hiding. No one can find me, not even my mama ... and then suddenly I shout, "PEEKABOO!" My mama's scared to death! I laugh and laugh. At night, my mama shakes the stars off my pants. I give her a big hug and say. "Goodnight stars, see you tomorrow!" A naughty baby elephant tells all about his mother in this lovingly drawn story--familiar and funny for both parents and children.

Author : Melissa Rivers
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 202 pages
File Size : 29,58 MB
Release : 2022-04-12
Category : Humor
ISBN : 164293741X

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If you think Joan Rivers said funny, outrageous, and ridiculous things ONSTAGE, wait ’til you read the funny, outrageous, and ridiculous things she said OFFSTAGE…things that will make you laugh out loud…and keep Melissa in therapy for the foreseeable future. The only thing my mother loved more than making people laugh was lying…or as she’d say, “embellishing.” Her motto was: “Why let the truth ruin a good story?” This book contains some of those stories. ***************** “When Joan told a story, the truth disappeared faster than I did.” — Jimmy Hoffa “If you thought Dante’s Inferno was hot, read Lies My Mother Told Me; it’s a five-alarmer.” — Dante’s second wife, Allie “Twelve of my twenty-six personalities loved this book.” — Sybil “The words on the page absolutely crackle and spark; I burned my fingers reading it!” — Annie Sullivan “The Bible may be the good book, but Lies My Mother Told Me is way funnier.” — Matthew 2:14 The Jets. 7 “Lies My Mother Told Me is the feel-good book of 2022.” — Torquemada “All’s not well that ends well. I’ve had massages with happier endings.” — Wm. Shakespeare “Melissa, I don’t care what your mother said in this book, I LOVE your bangs.” — Mamie Eisenhower “Lies My Mother Told Me is so funny even those ‘woke’ m***********s will laugh.” — Lenny Bruce

Author : Drew Daywalt
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 41 pages
File Size : 18,36 MB
Release : 2013-06-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0399255370

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The hilarious, colorful #1 New York Times bestselling phenomenon that every kid wants! Gift a copy to someone you love today. Poor Duncan just wants to color. But when he opens his box of crayons, he finds only letters, all saying the same thing: His crayons have had enough! They quit! Blue crayon needs a break from coloring all those bodies of water. Black crayon wants to be used for more than just outlining. And Orange and Yellow are no longer speaking—each believes he is the true color of the sun. What can Duncan possibly do to appease all of the crayons and get them back to doing what they do best? With giggle-inducing text from Drew Daywalt and bold and bright illustrations from Oliver Jeffers, The Day the Crayons Quit is the perfect gift for new parents, baby showers, back-to-school, or any time of year! Perfect for fans of Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus by Mo Willems and The True Story of the Three Little Pigs by Jon Sciezka and Lane Smith. Praise for The Day the Crayons Quit: Amazon’s 2013 Best Picture Book of the Year A Barnes & Noble Best Book of 2013 Goodreads’ 2013 Best Picture Book of the Year Winner of the E.B. White Read-Aloud Award * “Hilarious . . . Move over, Click, Clack, Moo; we’ve got a new contender for the most successful picture-book strike.” –BCCB, starred review “Jeffers . . . elevates crayon drawing to remarkable heights.” –Booklist “Fresh and funny.” –The Wall Street Journal "This book will have children asking to have it read again and again.” –Library Media Connection * “This colorful title should make for an uproarious storytime.” –School Library Journal, starred review * “These memorable personalities will leave readers glancing apprehensively at their own crayon boxes.” –Publishers Weekly, starred review “Utterly original.” –San Francisco Chronicle