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In 2012, the future of the once great Britain came under threat from an utter imbecile: the Prime Minister. Who would rise up from the masses to lead the people into prosperity once more? Who, amongst the many, could shake off the burden of tax after tax, two teenage daughters and an incontinent dog to fight for what is righteous and proper? Great Britain is fucked. There is only one hope. The Muthafucker is going to fuck shit up. A contemporary hero. A legend for tomorrow. One angry bitch. "You've been fucked...by the Muthafucker."
#1 New York Times Bestseller Over 10 million copies sold In this generation-defining self-help guide, a superstar blogger cuts through the crap to show us how to stop trying to be "positive" all the time so that we can truly become better, happier people. For decades, we’ve been told that positive thinking is the key to a happy, rich life. "F**k positivity," Mark Manson says. "Let’s be honest, shit is f**ked and we have to live with it." In his wildly popular Internet blog, Manson doesn’t sugarcoat or equivocate. He tells it like it is—a dose of raw, refreshing, honest truth that is sorely lacking today. The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is his antidote to the coddling, let’s-all-feel-good mindset that has infected American society and spoiled a generation, rewarding them with gold medals just for showing up. Manson makes the argument, backed both by academic research and well-timed poop jokes, that improving our lives hinges not on our ability to turn lemons into lemonade, but on learning to stomach lemons better. Human beings are flawed and limited—"not everybody can be extraordinary, there are winners and losers in society, and some of it is not fair or your fault." Manson advises us to get to know our limitations and accept them. Once we embrace our fears, faults, and uncertainties, once we stop running and avoiding and start confronting painful truths, we can begin to find the courage, perseverance, honesty, responsibility, curiosity, and forgiveness we seek. There are only so many things we can give a f**k about so we need to figure out which ones really matter, Manson makes clear. While money is nice, caring about what you do with your life is better, because true wealth is about experience. A much-needed grab-you-by-the-shoulders-and-look-you-in-the-eye moment of real-talk, filled with entertaining stories and profane, ruthless humor, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is a refreshing slap for a generation to help them lead contented, grounded lives.
A passionate and profane love letter to fall, the best fucking season of the year. Do you get excited at the first brisk breeze of the year? Are you overcome with delight when you see piles of red leaves? Do you lose your fucking mind at a pumpkin patch? At last, the epically funny internet sensation It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers is now a visual tour-de-force, teeming with a cornucopia of perfectly paired photos and seasonal enchantments to make it really fucking sing. Whiffy candles, wicker baskets, motherfucking gourd after gourd, and people going insane they love fall so much? Check! Also included: the equally lifechanging meditation It's Rotting Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers, because all good things must end. Give it to everyone you love, or put it on your fucking coffee table next to a pile of shellacked vegetables to really tie the room together. Perfect for: For anyone who fucking loves fall, and fans of McSweeney's, Go the Fuck to Sleep, Deep Thoughts, the Onion, and the New Yorker.
Your favorite couple is back but things are getting complicated. With the cops at their door Hakeem is now forced to invest time trying to figure out who is trying to set him up, when he really should be focusing on getting his club up and running. Taisa’s business has taken off, yet she is quickly starting to realize that Sky might want a little more than just a corner office. Sky is on a mission that has nothing to do with styling celebrities. Jace can’t seem to let go, which is causing problems for Tasia while Hakeem’s past seems to be resurfacing in a way that will change both their lives forever. What will it take for Hakeem and Tasia to have their happily ever after and will they be able to find it?
Have you ever wanted something so badly it consumes you? There is a fine line between needs and wants. Deke Gavelson has wanted his Ravage cut for as long as he can remember. He's earned it. He was born to be in this club. He's not afraid to fight for his place, either. Then she barreled into his world, and Deke suddenly desires something more than his rag and winning the next round. Rylie Hollister has lived through hell and back. Each event makes her the strong, independent woman she is today. Until a bitter underground fighter threatens to turn her plans upside down. These two are bound by their desires, but oh, how that changes when his intensity meets her passion. ** Bound by Desire (Ravage MC Bound Series #2) is a standalone full-length novel. You do not have to read the Bound by Family or the Ravage MC series to follow this book, but if you'd like to see the whole picture, you really should. **The Ravage MC series is an action packed, suspenseful motorcycle club romance that will have you on the edge of your seat. If you like an alpha, mma fighter, bad boy biker and a strong, independent, feisty woman, you've found the perfect MC book. Ryan is known for her twists and turns and the unexpected, so beware! Come and join the ride with the Ravage MC! *This book contains adult content and is only suitable for mature audiences.* This is the first book in the Ravage MC series. The order of the series is: Ravage Me Seduce Me Consume Me Inflame Me Captivate Me Ride with Me (co-written with Chelsea Camaron) Satisfy Me (Found in The Ravage MC Novella Collection) Rattle Me (Found in The Ravage MC Novella Collection) Final Ravage MC Epilogue (Found in The Ravage MC Novella Collection) Next Generation of the Ravage MC: Bound by Family Bound by Desire Bound by VengeanceBound by Affliction
This story is unlike any you heard it’s about a normal teen going from no money to millions! You can call it drama, mystery, action, romance, comedy, I call it good! It’s a must read, mighty is da man but the game is only a 2way street.
When a cult gives out red flags everywhere then all decent, moral people have an absolute duty, a categorical imperative, to blow the whistle, and protect others. People should have blown the whistle on influencer Andrew Tate long ago, and now it's even more essential to blow the whistle on people such as "Morgue", the leader of the modern cult of "Hyperianism", and all the rest of the cult predators who are preying on naïve people, those easy to manipulate and fleece. This Hyperian cult is the epitome of cancel culture. It actively tries to cancel anyone who says anything against it. Absolutely no one is allowed to get away with criticizing it, even though the cult leader hilariously claims that he will answer any question (well, except any question he doesn't like, and that's nearly all of them!). The cult's attack dogs will be out for sure regarding this book. We know what's coming. We've been through it all before. This is a book featuring the direct victims of this dangerous Hyperian cult and its predatory leader Morgue. Three people were criminally swatted by the leadership of this cult. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Come inside and find out all about what the leader of this cult and his chief accomplices get up to. Hear those affected in their own words, uncensored. This book will be of enormous value to anyone, including academic researchers, dealing with a modern online cult. There are many cults out there just like Hyperianism, with "dark triad" leaders just like Morgue. Society needs to do something about it. The influencer industry resembles the Wild West. It's completely unregulated and is doing extraordinary damage to some of the feeblest, most impressionable and suggestible people in society. They are sitting ducks for online predators looking for a fast buck and adulation. Buffy, a former member of this cult, added this alarming comment about Morgue: "He has ways of punishing people… they verbally punish you until you feel at your lowest. He gets the other admin to do it — he never does it." Watch out!
Montese Crandall is a downtrodden writer whose rare collection of baseball cards won't sustain him, financially or emotionally, through the grave illness of his wife. Luckily, he swindles himself a job churning out a novelization of the 2025 remake of a 1963 horror classic, The Crawling Hand. Crandall tells therein of the United States, in a bid to regain global eminence, launching at last its doomed manned mission to the desolation of Mars. Three space pods with nine Americans on board travel three months, expecting to spend three years as the planet's first colonists. When a secret mission to retrieve a flesh-eating bacterium for use in bio-warfare is uncovered, mayhem ensues. Only a lonely human arm (missing its middle finger) returns to earth, crash-landing in the vast Sonoran Desert of Arizona. The arm may hold the secret to reanimation or it may simply be an infectious killing machine. In the ensuing days, it crawls through the heartbroken wasteland of a civilization at its breaking point, economically and culturally -- a dystopia of lowlife, emigration from America, and laughable lifestyle alternatives. The Four Fingers of Death is a stunningly inventive, sometimes hilarious, monumental novel. It will delight admirers of comic masterpieces like Slaughterhouse-Five, The Crying of Lot 49, and Catch-22.
From Jesse Andrews, author of the New York Times bestselling Me and Earl and the Dying Girl and screenwriter of the Sundance award–winning motion picture of the same name, comes a groundbreaking young adult novel about music, love, friendship, and freedom as three young musicians follow a quest to escape the law long enough to play the amazing show they hope (but also doubt) they have in them. For Wes and his best friend, Corey, jazz camp turns out to be lame. It’s pretty much all dudes talking in Jazz Voice. But then they jam with Ash, a charismatic girl with an unusual sound, and the three just click. It’s three and a half hours of pure musical magic, and Ash makes a decision: They need to hit the road. Because the road, not summer camp, is where bands get good. Before Wes and Corey know it, they’re in Ash’s SUV heading south, and The Haters Summer of Hate Tour has begun. In his second novel, Andrews again brings his brilliant and distinctive voice to YA, in the perfect book for music lovers, fans of The Commitments (author Roddy Doyle raves "The Haters is terrific. It is shocking and funny, unsettling and charming."), and High Fidelity, or anyone who has ever loved—and hated—a song or a band. This witty, funny coming-of-age novel is contemporary fiction at its best.