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Author : Bunmi Laditan
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 247 pages
File Size : 16,94 MB
Release : 2013-05-07
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 1476733716
Bracingly candid, sweetly indignant, and writing with an unchecked sense of entitlement, the Internet's wildly popular Honest Toddler delivers a guide to the parenting techniques he deems acceptable (keep the cake coming and the apple juice undiluted).
Author : Bunmi Laditan
Publisher : Workman Publishing
Page : 177 pages
File Size : 16,75 MB
Release : 2015-04-07
Category : Humor
ISBN : 076118564X
Toddler a**holery is a normal part of human development—not unlike puberty, except this stage involves throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. For parents of toddlers, it's a "you better laugh so you don't cry" period. Bunmi Laditan's hilarious, satirical guide to toddlerhood offers parents instant (and very welcome) comic relief—along with the very good news that "It's Not Your Fault." Chapters cover the cost of raising a toddler, feeding your toddler, potty-training, tantrums, how to manage the holidays, and "how not to die inside." Parents will see themselves in the very funny sections on taking your toddler to restaurants ("One parent will spend their time walking your toddler around the restaurant and outside like a cocker spaniel, while the other, luckier parent will eat alone."), Things You Thought You'd Never Say That You Now Say As a Parent of a Toddler ("I can tell you're pooping because your eyes are watering."), and how to order pizza ("Spend $40 on pizza delivery. Listen to your toddler cry for 30 minutes about how the pizza is all wrong. Watch your toddler take a small bite of crust. Google 'can anger give you a heart attack?' Start the bedtime routine."). Laditan's wildly funny voice has attracted hundreds of thousands of fans of Honest Toddler on social media; here she speaks parent-to-tired-parent, easing the pains and challenges of raising toddlers with a hefty dose of adult humor and wit.
Author : Bunmi Laditan
Publisher : Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR)
Page : 36 pages
File Size : 37,94 MB
Release : 2018-02-06
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1466897848
From Bunmi Laditan, the creator of the Honest Toddler blog, The Big Bed is a humorous picture book about a girl who doesn't want to sleep in her little bed, so she presents her dad with his own bed—a camping cot!—in order to move herself into her parents' big bed in his place. A twist on the classic parental struggle of not letting kids sleep in their bed.
Author : Bunmi Laditan
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 256 pages
File Size : 32,37 MB
Release : 2014-04-22
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 1476734771
Who better to teach you about toddlers than another toddler? In this book you'll learn: how time-outs make you look like a fool ; why potty training is not only unnecessary but unrealistic for children under eighteen ; why toddler beds are OUT and letting your child sleep on the diagonal in your bed is IN ; the best way to apologize to your toddler for all of those Pinterest casseroles ; and that when you love someone, you accept them as they are, pants or no pants.
Author : Bunmi Laditan
Publisher : Zondervan
Page : 190 pages
File Size : 50,91 MB
Release : 2021-01-26
Category : Religion
ISBN : 0310359171
Are you looking to strengthen your relationship with God? Do you find yourself untangling the threads of what it is you really believe? Are you longing for a deeper connection to your spiritual side? Bunmi Laditan has been in your shoes. In the midst of her darkest days, Bunmi began writing down her deepest fears, hopes, dreams, and frustrations with God in the form of letters. The result of Bunmi's soul-searching journey is Dear God, a collection of funny, heartbreaking, and deeply insightful prayers that put words to the emotions we all feel as we grapple with this broken world and search for divine love. With the same gutsy and poetic honesty that has already charmed readers around the world, Bunmi now shares these moving, intimate conversations with God--prayers and poems that chart her story of reconnecting with the God she loved, lost, and found once again. Dear God catalogs what we're all thinking as we work out our personal relationships with God. These candid field notes will stir your heart and make you laugh out loud with Bunmi's self-awareness and profound insight into the spiritual journeys we're all doing our best to navigate. Join Bunmi as she travels through those all-too-familiar emotions--doubt, anger, joy, desperation, love, loneliness, and gratefulness--that humanity has always wrestled with. Wittily fresh and stunningly relatable, she exquisitely shares the painfully honest questions she's asked along the way, including: God, what is holiness? God, how can it be worth it to love life when it could slip away at any moment? God, what do I do when forgiveness feels impossible? God, I know you love me, but do you like me? This poignant collection of prayers is a timely reminder that even when we wander, God never leaves our side.
Author : Bunmi Laditan
Publisher : Harper Collins
Page : 256 pages
File Size : 18,23 MB
Release : 2013-05-07
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 1443423092
When you love someone, accept them as they are—pants or no pants The toddler stage can be a rude awakening for parents. Seemingly overnight, their sweet infants morph into tyrants whose iron will is matched only by their adorableness. One minute they’re saying "I love you," and the next minute they’re delivering an unexpected slap to your face. Parents aren’t blameless, though—toddlers have their own grievances. They just don’t express them “with their words,” whatever that means. But finally, after minutes of horror, they have the Honest Toddler to speak on their behalf. Who better to instruct parents on the needs of toddlers than an actual toddler who can authoritatively spell out preferred foods (fishy crackers, stat!), sleep training methods (hint: none), and the proper response to bananas with strings (complete collapse). With a voice that is at once inimitable and universal, the Honest Toddler has built a loyal following of parents laughing through their tears as they recognize their own child in the shenanigans of one bravely honest tot.
Author : Tovah P Klein
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 320 pages
File Size : 44,63 MB
Release : 2015-02-24
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 147673514X
Klein argues that adult success is often established in the developmental preschool years. She shares advice for parents on how to promote such success-driving positive attributes as resilience, self-regulation, and empathy.
Author : Mike Spohr
Publisher : Voyageur Press (MN)
Page : 195 pages
File Size : 15,80 MB
Release : 2017-08
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 0760352194
The Toddler Survival Guide is a hilarious parody that will leave parents laughing even as it provides practical advice on how they can make it through toddlerhood intact.
Author : Bunmi Laditan
Publisher : Collins
Page : 256 pages
File Size : 16,38 MB
Release : 2014-04-15
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9781443423083
When you love someone, accept them as they are—pants or no pants. The toddler stage can be a rude awakening for parents. Seemingly overnight, their sweet infants morph into tyrants whose iron will is matched only by their adorability. One minute they’re saying "I love you"; the next minute, delivering an unexpected slap to your face. Parents aren’t blameless though—toddlers have their own grievances. They just don’t express them “with their words,” whatever that means. But finally, after minutes of horror, they have The Honest Toddler to speak on their behalf. Who better to instruct parents on the needs of toddlers than an actual toddler who can authoritatively spell out preferred foods (fishy crackers, stat), sleep training methods (hint: none), and the proper response to bananas with strings (complete collapse). With a voice that is at once inimitable and universal, The Honest Toddler has built a loyal following of parents laughing through their tears as they recognize their own child in the shenanigans of one bravely honest tot.
Author : Janet Lansbury
Publisher : Rodale Books
Page : 177 pages
File Size : 46,61 MB
Release : 2024-04-30
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 0593736168
A modern parenting classic—a guide to a new and gentle way of understanding the care and nurture of infants, by the internationally renowned childcare expert, podcaster, and author of No Bad Kids “An absolute go-to for all parents, therapists, anyone who works with, is, or knows parents of young children.”—Wendy Denham, PhD A Resources for Infant Educarers (RIE) teacher and student of pioneering child specialist Magda Gerber, Janet Lansbury helps parents look at the world through the eyes of their infants and relate to them as whole people who have natural abilities to learn without being taught. Once we are able to view our children in this light, even the most common daily parenting experiences become stimulating opportunities to learn, discover, and connect with our child. A collection of the most-read articles from Janet’s popular and long-running blog, Elevating Child Care focuses on common infant issues, including: • Nourishing our babies’ healthy eating habits • Calming your clingy, fearful child • How to build your child’s focus and attention span • Developing routines that promote restful sleep Eschewing the quick-fix tips and tricks of popular parenting culture, Lansbury’s gentle, insightful guidance lays the foundation for a closer, more fulfilling parent-child relationship, and children who grow up to be authentic, confident, successful adults.