[PDF] The Funniest Quotations To Brighten Every Day eBook

Author : Bruce Miller
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 207 pages
File Size : 47,88 MB
Release : 2019-11-22
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ISBN : 9781710441413

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"Thoughtful quotes. Sometimes funny, sometimes insightful, sometimes spot on." FIve Stars Amazon Verified Purchase "I bought this for my uncle whilst he is under lockdown. He loved it!" Five Stars Amazon Verified Purchase A joyous gift for anyone and if you like amusing and entertaining quotations, you'll love this book! A great book for laughs and inspiration. It's the perfect gift for family, friends, co-workers, clients, or anyone from #1 bestselling authors, Team Golfwell and Bruce Miller J.D., who bring you a timeless collection of some of the funniest and inspiring thoughts to brighten each day. You can pick up this book anytime for your own amusement and enjoyment or for an intriguing or funny quote each day, or assist your presentation, or speech, or make a family member or a friend happy, motivated, and inspired with the right words. This book is also an excellent source of intriguing and hilarious quotations for salespersons, businesspersons, sales managers, writers and speechwriters, students or anyone wanting to focus and deeply relate to people by striking the right chord at the right time. All quotes are arranged alphabetically and makes a great reference book when you need inspiration. A great gift for anyone when they simply need basic and good advice or motivation! They will love you for the laughs and inspiration it brings to them and to share with others. This book will keep you motivated, recharged and ready to deal with the world with new clarity, energy and focus each day! A very useful and joyous gift! See inside! Tags: Book of Quotations, best book of quotations, quote of the day, thoughts for the day, funny quotations, Quotations, funny sayings, wise quotations, intriguing quotations. Funny quotations, famous quotations, motivational quotations, daily quotations, humorous quotes, entertaining quotes, amusing quotes, timeless quotes, quotation book, intelligent quotes, wisdom-quotes, quotes, quotation book, intelligent quotes, wisdom-quotes

Author : Bruce Miller
Publisher : Pacific Trust Holdings Nz Limited
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 11,48 MB
Release : 2022-07-02
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ISBN : 9781991048059

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"Takes you over and hard to put down!" A wonderful and wide-ranging book on the funniest and most intriguing things ever said by the most brilliant minds.

Author : M. Prefontaine
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 140 pages
File Size : 23,55 MB
Release : 2016-06-06
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ISBN : 9781533635686

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A fine quotation is a diamond in the hand of a man of wit and a pebble in the hand of a fool. Joseph Roux This is a collection of the funniest quotes culled by the author from the thousands that are out there to save the reader the trouble of perusing the multitude of mediocre to find the best. This is a book which you can just pick up anytime and carry on where you left off last time. It is for those who want to pep up a speech, a presentation or an email and for those who just want to sit at home and enjoy the best humorous quotations for their own amusement. In the author's view the best humorous quotations are often those which contain an essence of truth viewed from an unexpected and quirky angle unseen previously.

Author : I. C. Robledo
Publisher : I. C. Robledo
Page : 409 pages
File Size : 26,14 MB
Release : 2019-04-09
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
ISBN : 883256971X

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Great Quotes that Inspire, Motivate, and Lift You Up! The quotes in this book will help you to improve your life by focusing on 7 Key Thoughts – elaborated upon in the book, 7 Thoughts to Live Your Life By: A Guide to the Happy, Peaceful, & Meaningful Life. These 7 Thoughts encourage you to focus on what you can control, the positive, what you can do, what you have, the present moment, what you need, and what you can give. This is the key to finding happiness, peace, and meaning in your life. Thus, the quotes in this book are meant to help you master the 7 Thoughts and to help you live your best life. 365 Quotes to Live Your Life By will be more focused than other quote books, allowing you to keep your mind on what is most important, and helping you to produce real and long-lasting positive changes in your life. Internationally bestselling author I. C. Robledo has used the 365 Quotes and the 7 Thoughts they are based on to empower and transform his life, to keep focused on what truly matters, and to make sure he is always making progress. The 365 Quotes support the 7 Thoughts and serve as his daily inspirational dose to make the best of every day. As he believes these quotes have great potential to help us all, he is now sharing them with everyone that he possibly can. The 365 Quotes to Live Your Life By will help you to: - Be inspired to improve yourself - Attract positivity - Find happiness & enjoy life - Pursue your purpose - Achieve success - Boost your self-esteem - Make your dreams come true - Help friends and family to improve their lives This collection of Great Quotes comes from a diverse range of Great People – men and women from the East to the West, from ancient to modern times, from artists to philosophers to scientists to entrepreneurs and more. Some notable people quoted include: Elon Musk, Mahatma Gandhi, Albert Einstein, Martin Luther King, Jr., Nelson Mandela, Frida Kahlo, Dalai Lama XIV, Paulo Coelho, Marie Curie, Anne Frank, Oprah Winfrey, Bill Gates, Confucius, Rumi, & Mother Teresa. Absorb some of the most inspirational wisdom of all times with 365 Quotes to Live Your Life By. Pick up your copy today by scrolling to the top of the page and clicking BUY NOW. Editorial Reviews "This book been through some things, you know, financially, emotionally, physically, spiritually, all types of stuff. I've been down with the book, the book brought me back up, been back down, and brought me back up again." — Oliver James, TikTok Sensation and Motivational Speaker (@oliverspeaks1) whose story has been featured on ABC's Good Morning America, the Rachael Ray Show, and NPR. "I live for quotes and positive affirmations. This is a great collection of them for all different types of life situations." — Maria Howard, Writing Consultant, Amazon.com "This is a collection of thought-provoking inspirational quotes, and some of them come from surprising sources. If, like me, you're a sucker for a good quote, you'll enjoy this book." — Susan Flett Swiderski, reader, Amazon.com "It was as good as I thought it would be. Reading this book reminded me of my inner voice and what I need to listen to more. We need to hear the positive side instead of the negative side or we lose who we can truly be!!!" — Amazon Customer, reader, Amazon.co.uk "Magnificent: The quotes are amazing and relevant to our current society." — Onesmus A., reader, Kobo.com "Most powerful book ❤️" — Ezaz Ahamed, reader, Play.Google.com "Best book I ever read." — Sunilsonu Sunilsonu, reader, Play.Google.com

Author : Malcolm Kushner
Publisher : Little Quote Books
Page : 148 pages
File Size : 37,63 MB
Release : 2011
Category : American wit and humor
ISBN : 9780578086439

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Award Winner in the Humor category of The USA "Best Books 2011" Awards, sponsored by USA Book News. Funny, facetious, droll, amusing, jocular, whimsical, silly, witty, hilarious, hysterical, and thought-provoking, The Little Book of Humorous Quotes is the perfect mental supplement in today's stressed-out world. Is your mind on information overload? Give yourself a break-and a laugh. This humorous collection is organized to provide laughter every day, year in and year out, to yourself and anyone you speak to. Quote it. Note It. Promote it. Or devote it. The book shares 365 exceptionally entertaining quotes from more than 100 authors- everyone from classic humorists such as Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain and George Bernard Shaw to modern wits like Woody Allen, Erma Bombeck and Phyllis Diller. These quotes put the "fun" in funny. If you believe that laughter is the best medicine, just take one book and call me in the morning.

Author : Uncle Wale
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 11,6 MB
Release : 2023-11-30
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ISBN :

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700 Funny and Hilarious Quotes Embark on a riotous journey through the pages of "Unleashing the Comedy," a side-splitting collection of 700 Funny and Hilarious Quotes that promise to infuse your days with uncontrollable laughter. Life is a comedy, and this book is your VIP pass to the front row of the funniest moments in love, work, family, and beyond. With quotes that are as relatable as they are clever, this compilation captures the absurdity of everyday experiences, leaving you in stitches and nodding in agreement. From the complexities of relationships to the humor found in the ordinary, "Unleashing the Comedy" is your go-to source for instant smiles and mood lifts. Whether you're seeking the perfect quote for a social media post, greeting card, or merely a chuckle to brighten your day, this collection has you covered. Each quote is a nugget of comedic wisdom, a reminder that laughter is not just a reaction but a way of life. Get ready to turn frowns into grins, one quote at a time. Order your copy of "Unleashing the Comedy" today and let the laughter commence. Your ticket to a joyous adventure awaits, where wit meets wisdom, and every page is a gateway to a happier, more lighthearted perspective. Don't miss out on the chance to bring laughter into your life - because, let's face it, we all could use a little more comedy!

Author : Alfonso Joseph Riviezzo
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 60 pages
File Size : 25,72 MB
Release : 2021-10-27
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ISBN :

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This uplifting book provides 500 funny quotes with some of the universal truisms that are part of our everyday lives. The spectrum of quotes is as diverse as they are funny. Whether it is a quote about Relationships, Children, Age, Sports, Fun, People, or Religion, reading these can't help but make one smile, think, learn from their wisdom, chuckle, and refresh. You can enjoy this book by reading it cover to cover or by going directly to your topic of interest. The quotes are carefully selected from various sources and thousands of quotes. All efforts have been made to check the quotes' source and to use the correct attributions. If you are looking for some quality, inspirational, and funny quotes to brighten your day, this is the book for you! We hope this book made you smile and hope you will have lots of fun.

Author : M. Prefontaine
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 442 pages
File Size : 23,67 MB
Release : 2015-10-19
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ISBN : 9781517675172

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The Big Book of Quotes is a collection of over 3,500 quotations from some of the greatest minds that ever existed. This is a book which you can just pick up anytime and carry on where you left off last time. It is for those who want to pep up a speech, a presentation or an email and for those who just want to jump start their brains with thought provoking or amusing quotations. The essence of the best quotes are that they express a truth or an insight in a short and often amusing way. Thoughts expressed succinctly have tremendous power. They can inspire and motivate, they can get a message across and they can provide insight. I hope this book will prove useful, amusing and the quotes will resonate with you.