[PDF] The Funniest Football Quotes eBook

Author : James Conrad
Publisher :
Page : 94 pages
File Size : 28,75 MB
Release : 2019-10-26
Category :
ISBN : 9781702104784

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A book for all football fans A collection of some of the funniest football quotes for all the family. Perfect as a gift for any football fan Quotes from the great and good of football The best of the funniest quotes"I never comment on referees, and I'm not gonna break the habit of a lifetime for that prat". Ron Atkinson"As a boy I was torn between being a footballer or joining a circus. At Partick Thistle I did both".Alan Hansen

Author : Adrian Clarke
Publisher : Carlton Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 14,74 MB
Release : 2017-08
Category : Soccer
ISBN : 9781780979700

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"Kicking Off: The Big Book of Football's Funniest Quotes is the most comprehensive collection of some of the funniest quotes (intentionally or not) in the history of sport. Compiled by avid quotation collectors Ian Spragg, Adrian Clarke and Stuart Reeves, The Big Book of Football's Funniest Quotes is packed with an incredible 1,500 ridiculous quotes from and about some the most famous names in football, including Sir Alex Ferguson, Jose Mourinho, Ian Holloway, Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne and Eric Cantona. Bursting with confused cliches, mangled metaphors, comic cusses and idiotic football insights, this book really is the hilarious last word in funny football quotations."--bookdepository.com.

Author : Crombie Jardine Publishing Limited
Publisher : Crombie Jardine
Page : 144 pages
File Size : 48,1 MB
Release : 2010-03-01
Category : Soccer
ISBN : 9781906051426

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Guaranteed to make you smile, if not laugh out loud, here is a collection of quotes, quips and gaffes from footballers and football lovers the world over.

Author : Harry Kaye
Publisher :
Page : 110 pages
File Size : 46,28 MB
Release : 2020-11-14
Category :
ISBN :

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The ideal gift! A hilarious read for all football fans. Find out who said:"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel""You can't play with a one-armed goalkeeper ...not at this level""I never make predictions, ...and I never will"then laugh at HUNDREDS MORE ridiculous quotes from the world of football.

Author : Nigel Gordon-Johnson
Publisher :
Page : 88 pages
File Size : 30,99 MB
Release : 2020-12-06
Category :
ISBN :

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Football is a great game.The skill and grace of a Johan Cruff, Diego Maradona or Lionel Messi. The ecstasy of that great victory for your team or country. And the agony of defeat or relegation after a hard-fought campaign. Just that alone makes football the world's greatest sport.But the icing on the cake is that footballers tend not to think too much before speaking. This has given us some of the funniest quotes of all time. This book is a collection of the author's favourite players and managers from around the world and his favourite funny quotes. Some real classics that will have you in stitches!

Author : Nick Hornby
Publisher : Penguin UK
Page : 229 pages
File Size : 11,9 MB
Release : 2005-05-05
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 0141926546

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*WINNER OF THE WILLIAM HILL SPORTS BOOK OF THE YEAR* Fever Pitch is Nick Hornby's million-copy-selling, award-winnning football classic 'A spanking 7-0 away win of a football book. . . inventive, honest, funny, heroic, charming' Independent For many people watching football is mere entertainment, to some it's more like a ritual; but to others, its highs and lows provide a narrative to life itself. But, for Nick Hornby, his devotion to the game has provided one of few constants in a life where the meaningful things - like growing up, leaving home and forming relationships, both parental and romantic - have rarely been as simple or as uncomplicated as his love for Arsenal. Brimming with wit and honesty, Fever Pitch, catches perfectly what it really means to be a football fan - and in doing so, what it means to be a man. 'Hornby has put his finger on truths that have been unspoken for generations' Irish Times 'Funny, wise and true' Roddy Doyle

Author : M. Prefontaine
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 120 pages
File Size : 39,23 MB
Release : 2016-04-01
Category :
ISBN : 9781530848065

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This is a book of sports quotations from a huge range of sports for those who love sports and all that goes with it. From American Football to the best and funniest quotes from wrestling they are all in this book. There are amusing observations, outrageous insults and the exquisitely stupid comments that are all an integral part of the sports that we love to play. These quotes provide a wealth of humorous comments which embroider and enrich the playing and watching of sports bringing additional dimensions to the game. This collection brings together the favorite quotes of the author from a range of sports. Some selections are current while many are from famous sportsmen and commentators of the past. I hope that every sports fan, whatever their favorite sport, will enjoy this collection.

Author : Catriona Crombie
Publisher : Crombie Jardine Publishing
Page : 64 pages
File Size : 27,31 MB
Release : 2010-03-30
Category : Sports & Recreation
ISBN : 1906051569

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Guaranteed to make you smile, if not laugh out loud, here is a collection of quotes, quips and gaffes from footballers and football lovers the world over . . . "e;The tide is very much in our court now"e; Kevin Keegan. "e;I've told the players we need to win so that I can have the cash to buy some new ones"e; Chris Turner.

Author : M. Prefontaine
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 108 pages
File Size : 47,59 MB
Release : 2015-11-05
Category :
ISBN : 9781518701375

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This is a book for those who love sport and all that goes with it. Most of us have played sports where people have said something amusing, inspirational or just exquisitely stupid. It is a part of the enjoyment of sports and those experiences are shared with team mates and competitors. This is a collection of some of the best quotes from sports stars, commentators and those who love sports. "Only he who can see the invisible can do the impossible." -Frank L. Gaines (1921 - 2012)