[PDF] Some Animals Eat Their Young eBook

Author : Dallas Louis
Publisher :
Page : 208 pages
File Size : 21,28 MB
Release : 2021-09-07
Category :
ISBN : 9781954861930

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A contemporary Erma Bombeck extols the highs and lows of parenting When Dallas Louis decided that all she wanted in life was to meet and marry her Prince Charming and become a mother, she had no idea what was in store for her. But she would soon find out. After only seven months of dating, she married the love of her life, and within the course of twenty-six months, she gave birth to three children. Her husband knew her longer pregnant than not pregnant! In this hilarious book, Dallas shares highlights of what happened in her world once she and her husband, Jeff, brought home three kids in a time span that was barely long enough to build a house, let alone long enough to build three humans. She would like readers to find comfort in knowing that they aren't the only ones suffering from post-traumatic stress syndrome or buyer's remorse. And, yes, it's okay to admit that both of those conditions apply to parenting, though hopefully not all the time. Channeling Erma Bombeck, Dallas will tell you all the things your friends will not and the things the other books are too afraid to print. With her irreverent humor and brash "tell it like it is" style, she'll help you laugh at everyday situations, easing the pressure of the toughest job in the world: being a mom.

Author : Dmitra Inteuse-Gideon
Publisher :
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 45,2 MB
Release : 2020
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ISBN :

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"I tried to fit language into the shape of usefulness. The world moves through words as if the bodies the words reflect did not exist. -- Claudia Rankine, Don't Let Me Be Lonely There was a time I had to re-learn how to scream. It happened at an Emilie Autumn concert when I was twenty-two. Autumn's music centers on sexual violence and the oppressive force of the mental health industrial complex. At her shows, she creates an entire universe for misfit girls and young women who struggle with mental illness, self-harm, suicidal ideation, and the aftermath of sexual abuse. At this concert, she did not sing about recovery or resilience; she celebrated her painful experiences and embraced her bipolar disorder. Above all, she created a safe place for anger. She stood on stage, an embodiment of powerful feminine sexuality and unapologetic rage, and growled, "Are you suffering? I want to see your pain!" I opened my mouth and, for the first time in at least ten years, screamed. I spent the next several weeks driving around Denver, screaming in the safety of my car. That was the first time I understood that art can have immediate and practical impact. I learned this again during my last semester of undergraduate study, when I took my first university-level creative writing course. The professor asked us to create an object of elegy for a person we did not know. I chose Christian Choate, a 13-year-old boy whose parents kept him in a cage, starved and beat him to death, and then buried him in a shallow grave. His disappearance was not noted for two years. His body was only discovered after his sister broke the silence. I decided to focus on what had been lost, on the childhood Christian should have had. I bought a baseball and a glove. On the glove, I wrote important milestones in a child's life, from first words to high school graduation. ..." -- from Introduction

Author : Diane Swanson
Publisher : Macmillan
Page : 74 pages
File Size : 41,88 MB
Release : 1998-11-15
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9780805058468

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Describes what different animals ingest and why.

Author : Aileen Weintraub
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 266 pages
File Size : 20,29 MB
Release : 2005-09-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1440523630

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Guaranteed to make you gag! If you're up for some side-splitting and stomach-churning laughs, grab The Everything KIDS' Gross Jokes Book as fast as you can! It's packed with hundreds of one-liners and knock-knocks to make you turn green! Make your way through sick sections such as: The Gross-Store There's Grime in My Slime! Everybody Oozes Who Among Us Is a Fungus? Dead Fly Pie Chock full of puzzles, games, and activities, The Everything KIDS' Gross Jokes Book scores a perfect 10 on the Gross-o-meter! Knock Knock Who's there Consumption Consumption who? Consumption be done about the foul odor in here? Why did the bacteria cross the playground? To get to the other slide. Why was the cross-eyed teacher so upset? He couldn't control his pupils.

Author : Pavla Hanáčková
Publisher : 'The Rosen Publishing Group, Inc'
Page : 34 pages
File Size : 23,32 MB
Release : 2021-07-15
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1499487541

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Penguin parents are different from kangaroo moms and dart frog dads. Readers are able to compare and contrast the parenting styles of these and many other animals thanks to this look at life in the animal kingdom. Important facts about life cycles and the relationships between adult animals and their young are presented in informative but concise blocks of text that hold the interest of reluctant readers. These accessible sections are paired with adorable illustrations to aid in the development of reading comprehension. Each set of illustrations creates a charming visual story of an animal family.

Author : Propertius Press
Publisher : Lulu.com
Page : 301 pages
File Size : 42,52 MB
Release : 2019-07-13
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 035978996X

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In this collection, 26 stories chronicle deep metamorphosis, where by a lesson, a journey, discoveries, the confluence of ideas, an accident or some other more esoteric circumstances, we become more attuned to the connections - and distances - between the inner and outer worlds than perhaps we were at the beginning. We grow wings, take flight, and start all over again.

Author : Suzi Eszterhas
Publisher :
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 25,54 MB
Release : 2022
Category : Animal behavior
ISBN : 9781668877098

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Showcases the eating habits of thirteen species of animal babies from around the globe.

Author : Stephen Arnott
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 653 pages
File Size : 29,47 MB
Release : 2007-08-28
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1612433723

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A massive collection of laugh-out-loud jokes—arranged A-to-Z by subject! •Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year! •A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.” •Where do you get virgin wool from? An ugly sheep! •What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? “Oh look! Donut seeds!” •The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders, and labeling machines—it’s believed to have been the work of organized crime. Keep yourself—and friends and family—laughing with a new joke every day. This book is packed full of thousands of jokes, alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from accountants to zebras, providing one gigantic, over-the-top, laugh-out-loud collection.