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Author : Michelle Jenkins
Publisher :
Page : pages
File Size : 18,29 MB
Release : 2017-02-12
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ISBN : 9780967979526
Funny quotes broken out into 16 categories ranging from relationships to Health and Fitness. Things you want to say but probably should keep to yourself.
Author : M. Prefontaine
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 442 pages
File Size : 29,7 MB
Release : 2015-10-19
Category :
ISBN : 9781517675172
The Big Book of Quotes is a collection of over 3,500 quotations from some of the greatest minds that ever existed. This is a book which you can just pick up anytime and carry on where you left off last time. It is for those who want to pep up a speech, a presentation or an email and for those who just want to jump start their brains with thought provoking or amusing quotations. The essence of the best quotes are that they express a truth or an insight in a short and often amusing way. Thoughts expressed succinctly have tremendous power. They can inspire and motivate, they can get a message across and they can provide insight. I hope this book will prove useful, amusing and the quotes will resonate with you.
Author : Stan Hardy
Publisher :
Page : pages
File Size : 43,56 MB
Release : 2021-04-09
Category :
ISBN : 9781955416016
Want to come in a good mood instantly? Need some funny and uplifting quotes with many of the truisms from our everyday lives? Looking for a gift that everyone likes? Then, this is the book for you!Funny quotes are great; they allow us to take a quick break, relax, and take life a bit easier. And who doesn't need those in today's hectic life? Whether you are looking for an innovative way to cheer yourself up and deal with the daily stresses, stay focused and motivated, or simply trying to find a fantastic gift for a friend or a loved one, "500 Funny Quotes for Women" could be a perfect choice!Here are what this book will offer you:500 funny quotes explicitly selected for womenA collection of quotes carefully chosen from numerous sources arranged by themesAn easy book that you just pick up anytime start anywhere and always enjoy!Uplifting quotes to instantly boost mood and make you chuckle!A perfect gift to bring laughter and joy to the family, friends, and colleaguesWisdom and inspiration while being amused
Author : Kevin Quirt
Publisher :
Page : 207 pages
File Size : 37,95 MB
Release : 2015-05-17
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ISBN : 9780991582594
Because one book wasn't enough to contain the insanity. A collection of humorous paranormal short stories. See what happens when the new kid in school is the Antichrist. Aliens get fang marks from their newest abductee. Plus, we put a new wrinkle on the term 'ghost writer'. Featuring stories from Rosalind Barden, Chantal Boudreau, and David Neilsen.
Author : TJ Klune
Publisher : Tor Books
Page : 338 pages
File Size : 33,42 MB
Release : 2020-03-17
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1250217326
A NEW YORK TIMES, USA TODAY, and WASHINGTON POST BESTSELLER! A 2021 Alex Award winner! The 2021 RUSA Reading List: Fantasy Winner! An Indie Next Pick! One of Publishers Weekly's "Most Anticipated Books of Spring 2020" One of Book Riot’s “20 Must-Read Feel-Good Fantasies” Lambda Literary Award-winning author TJ Klune’s bestselling, breakout contemporary fantasy that's "1984 meets The Umbrella Academy with a pinch of Douglas Adams thrown in." (Gail Carriger) Linus Baker is a by-the-book case worker in the Department in Charge of Magical Youth. He's tasked with determining whether six dangerous magical children are likely to bring about the end of the world. Arthur Parnassus is the master of the orphanage. He would do anything to keep the children safe, even if it means the world will burn. And his secrets will come to light. The House in the Cerulean Sea is an enchanting love story, masterfully told, about the profound experience of discovering an unlikely family in an unexpected place—and realizing that family is yours. "1984 meets The Umbrella Academy with a pinch of Douglas Adams thrown in." —Gail Carriger, New York Times bestselling author of Soulless At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
Author : Jack Handey
Publisher : Sphere
Page : 96 pages
File Size : 15,74 MB
Release : 1996-09-05
Category : American wit and humor
ISBN : 9780751517057
A collection of inspirations for the uninspired, this work offers an antidote to the meaningful muses of the New Age. Designed for the natural born cynic, it contains thoughts on children, literature and losing your keys.
Author : M. Prefontaine
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 150 pages
File Size : 23,27 MB
Release : 2016-10-28
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ISBN : 9781539807285
This is a collection of over 1100 of the smartest and most intelligent quotes ever said or written. In it you will find truth, knowledge and insight contained in short succinct quotes. If you want just one quotes book then this should be it. The book provides over 1100 selected quotes from contributors ranging from Plato to Bob Dylan. There is a wide diversity of subject and viewpoints and no matter where you turn to in the book there is something to help you become a better and more insightful person. Thoughts expressed succinctly can have tremendous power. They can inspire and motivate, and they can provide insight. They can be the best way of getting a message across in an email or in a speech. They can also just provide an interesting read for those who want to sit and digest some of the greatest thoughts from the greatest minds that ever lived.
Author : John Bartlett
Publisher :
Page : 660 pages
File Size : 27,67 MB
Release : 1856
Category : Quotations
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Author : Sarah J. Robinson
Publisher : WaterBrook
Page : 257 pages
File Size : 19,68 MB
Release : 2021-05-11
Category : Religion
ISBN : 0593193539
A compassionate, shame-free guide for your darkest days “A one-of-a-kind book . . . to read for yourself or give to a struggling friend or loved one without the fear that depression and suicidal thoughts will be minimized, medicalized or over-spiritualized.”—Kay Warren, cofounder of Saddleback Church What happens when loving Jesus doesn’t cure you of depression, anxiety, or suicidal thoughts? You might be crushed by shame over your mental illness, only to be told by well-meaning Christians to “choose joy” and “pray more.” So you beg God to take away the pain, but nothing eases the ache inside. As darkness lingers and color drains from your world, you’re left wondering if God has abandoned you. You just want a way out. But there’s hope. In I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die, Sarah J. Robinson offers a healthy, practical, and shame-free guide for Christians struggling with mental illness. With unflinching honesty, Sarah shares her story of battling depression and fighting to stay alive despite toxic theology that made her afraid to seek help outside the church. Pairing her own story with scriptural insights, mental health research, and simple practices, Sarah helps you reconnect with the God who is present in our deepest anguish and discover that you are worth everything it takes to get better. Beautifully written and full of hard-won wisdom, I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die offers a path toward a rich, hope-filled life in Christ, even when healing doesn’t look like what you expect.
Author : Leigh Bardugo
Publisher : Hachette UK
Page : 288 pages
File Size : 45,97 MB
Release : 2015-09-29
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1780622295
*See the Grishaverse come to life on screen with Shadow and Bone, now a Netflix original series.* Nominated for the CILIP Carnegie Medal 2017, this fantasy epic from the No. 1 NEW YORK TIMES bestselling author of the Grisha trilogy is gripping, sweeping and memorable - perfect for fans of George R. R. Martin, Laini Taylor and Kristin Cashore. Criminal prodigy Kaz Brekker is offered a chance at a deadly heist that could make him rich beyond his wildest dreams - but he can't pull it off alone. A convict with a thirst for revenge. A sharpshooter who can't walk away from a wager. A runaway with a privileged past. A spy known as the Wraith. A Heartrender using her magic to survive the slums. A thief with a gift for unlikely escapes. Six dangerous outcasts. One impossible heist. Kaz's crew is the only thing that might stand between the world and destruction - if they don't kill each other first. An epic new exploration of the Grisha universe from the writer of SHADOW AND BONE, SIEGE AND STORM and RUIN AND RISING, totally consuming for both old fans and new.