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Tickle your funny bone with jokes, riddles, puns, knock-knocks, cute stories, crazy tongue twisters, and hilarious anecdotes! 1.) Question: Why did the old man wear a cat on his head? Answer: Because it was cheaper to wear a stray than buy a toupee! 2.) Question: How come frogs don't have necks? Answer: Because they do not wear neckties! 3.) Have fun trying to say each of these Silly Animal Tongue Twisters three times fast!!... Jumping jungle jaguars juggled jeeps and jewelry! Cacophonous cats caterwauled cordially! Fifty-five farting frogs followed funky farmer Fred for a fortnight! This book is full of outrageously fun reading entertainment for children - with the theme of our fine animal friends - including cats, dogs, frogs, toads, along with all sorts of furry barnyard animals! Except for funky Farmer Fred - for he is not an animal.
Filled with over 235 Common Sense Manners for Today's Post-Modern Society to bring back polite, reasonable, and respectful behavior for a civilized society, and to abandon barbarism and chaos in the sewer where it belongs. Includes etiquette while driving, in school, at the workplace, at the dinner table, dealing with neighbors, in the grocery store, or at any public place. A helpful book for any person, regardless of age, who is interested in improving their manners. Also makes marvelous gifts to buy in bulk for those who desperately need it.
Get ready to laugh like a hyena with more than 250 knock-knock jokes, Q&A jokes, riddles, and tongue twisters about wildlife, zoos, pets, and the animals that creep, crawl, bark, and meow in your own backyard. It’s great, on-the-go size means you can take Lots of Animal Jokes for Kids to the beach, in the car, on vacation, to camp, and everywhere else you and your backpack go. And its high fun factor at a great low price makes this a go-to gift from parents and grandparents that will have kids busting a gut without breaking the bank. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer. Lots of Animal Jokes for Kids: Is a popular joke book for kids ages 6 to 10 Features a collection of over 250 animal related knock-knock jokes, Q&A jokes, tongue twisters, and more Is offered at a low price point, making it the perfect gift for birthdays and holidays Is a perfect boredom buster for summer vacation and rainy days Provides kids with hours of clean and hilarious entertainment
Try to say these Silly Animal Tongue Twisters three times fast! Fifty-five farting frogs followed funky farmer Fred for a fortnight. Two talkative toads together told Tommy turtle to take tomato tonic to Timothy tarantula on Tuesday. Cacophonous cats caterwauled cordially. Seven silly swinging spiders sipped strawberry syrup through straws. Jumping jungle jaguars juggled jeeps and jewelry. Entertain with friends at parties or at that boring family reunion. This ferociously funny frenzied book is family friendly fabulously formulated fast by a friendly family frolicking forth Friday for french fried franks farmed by funky farmer Fred!
Why did the deer have to get braces? He had buck teeth! AMUSING ANIMALS JOKES TO TICKLE YOUR FUNNY BONE contains silly jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, knock-knock jokes, and fun facts about all kinds of animals, big and small! Also learn how to write your own animal joke book!
What kind of cat loves to bowl? An alley cat! Read more jokes, limericks, riddles, tongue twisters, and fun facts about different animals! You can also write your own joke book!
Jack Goldstein blasts his humour cannon at you in this side-splitting collection of 101 amazing jokes about animals. Organised into categories such as farm animals, cats and dogs, horses and even dinosaurs, budding comedians will have an animal joke for every occasion. Did you hear about the horse with the negative attitude? She always said Neigh!
"Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made." Roger Caras Animal Human Connection. We love our pets and our pets love us. Whether we have a dog, cat, rabbit, horse, frog, turtle or gold fish they are our best friends. They love us unconditionally and understand us when no one else in the world will. Sure our pets make us happy. And when people are happy they laugh. They really love to laugh at clean, corny and funny jokes about their favorite animal. So, whether you are sharing these jokes with an audience at the Rotary Club, your grandkids in the car, or just with your pet--read away. Laugh, groan or roll your eyes but enjoy and share the "Animal Jokes, Riddles & One-liners" found here. Be sure to share your favorite pet story with us at www.ILovePetStories.com We can't wait to hear what a wonderful friend your pet is. Here are a few to start you giggling.... Q. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? A. Because if they had four doors they would have to be called a chicken sedan! Q. Why is your Cocker Spaniel staring at me like that? A. Might be cause you are eating out of his dish! Q. If there are two flies in a Montana kitchen, how do you tell which one is the cowboy? A. It is the one on the range. Q. Can you name four members of the cat family? A. Sure, Mama cat, Daddy cat and their two kittens. Q. Why are clouds like people riding horses? A. Because they hold the reins. I know, I know. You probably have a hundred animal jokes to share. So share them! Animals are an instant friendship magnet and connector of other humans and animals. Dog people like to share with dog people and horse people love to swap stories with other horse owners. You can always send them to us at www.ILovePetStories.com and we will share in the blog or in a later book. We will give you credit and even give your pet or animal creative credit if you would like. People who like pets are pleasant to be around. Thanks for hanging around with us for a bit and sharing a chuckle or two. P.S. We really appreciate reviews. It is easy for us writer types to create and publish, but difficult to market and ask for reviews. So, I am going out of my comfort zone since I am in such a happy mood and ask if you will take a few minutes and write a review for this or any of my books you are lucky enough to read. Blessings. P.P.S If you are mourning the loss of a beloved pet, then you will want to join our community of kind, thoughtful people who have respect for all at www.deathofmypet.com When a beloved pet has died, is aging, ill, or will soon pass your feelings of grief can be overwhelming. You don't need to face this alone. Judy Helm Wright, Pet Grief Coach is available for personal coaching and guidance, pet tribute books and therapeutic resources for those mourning the loss of a pet companion. Please check out our pet loss support group at www.deathofmypet.com and receive comfort and understanding from other pet families. P.P.S. You will always be glad you did take the steps to join other kindred spirits in Animal Human Connection. Blessings, Judy Helm Wright, Pet Grief Coach.
Make Your Children Laugh With These Funny Animal Jokes! Q: What dog loves to take bubble baths? A: A shampoodle! All kids love animals, and all kids love to laugh. That is why '101 Clean Hilarious Animal Jokes & Riddles For Kids' is the perfect gift book for kids. This collection of animal jokes will have your kids rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Buy '101 Clean Hilarious Animal Jokes & Riddles For Kids' In this book, you will find: - 100+ Hilarious Animal Jokes & Riddles - 35+ Funny Illustrations - NO profanity or foul language This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your family: it provides young readers and their parents with hours of fun and laughter! BUY: '101 Clean Hilarious Animal Jokes & Riddles For Kids' Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside: Q: What do you get when you cross a cat with a parrot? A: A carrot. *** Q: Where do a bull and cow take their calves when they go on a holiday? A: The aMOOsement park! *** A man sits down in a movie theater when he sees a penguin walk in, who sits down in the seat next to him. "Are you REALLY a penguin?!" the man asks, surprised. "I am", said the penguin. "What are you doing at this movie?", the man then asked, still perplexed. The penguin replied, "Well, I liked the book." *** Buy '101 Clean Hilarious Animal Jokes & Riddles For Kids', and you will get access to all the other animal jokes. Finally, as a FREE & EXCLUSIVE BONUS, you're also getting 11 super funny jokes from my popular book '101 Hilarious Clean Jokes & Riddles For Kids.' So, are you ready for the funniest animal jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.