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A terrifying scream rings out through the woods of Sleepy Butthole. Could this be the work of the Headless Buttwoman, a sentient pumpkin who's always giving head but never receiving it? If your butt is already tingling as ferociously as ours, then this is the collection for you. Presenting Scary Stories To Tingle Your Lesbian Butt, a seven book collection of the most toe-curling tales to ever get you off. Within you will find the following masterworks of modern literature... THE SENTIENT PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF HALLOWEEN EATS ME OUT EATEN RIGHT BY A SABERTOOTH CAT AT THE PREMIERE OF THE BIZARRE AND FRIGHTENING FILM ADAPTION OF SABERTOOTH CATS THE MUSICAL THE LEGEND OF SLEEPY BUTTHOLE APIARIST LESBIAN TRACTOR WITCH MAKES ME CUM HARD SPOOKY SENTIENT LESBIAN CANDY CORN BUTT BUFFET FRIDAY THE 69TH BUTTLEJUICE
The phone rings and you answer immediately, finding the operator in a panic. "The call is coming from inside your butt!" they shout.If your butt is already tingling as ferociously as ours, then this is the collection for you. Presenting Chuck Tingle's Scary Stories To Tingle Your Butt, Vol. 3, a seven-book collection of the most bone-chilling tales to ever harden your bone.Within you will find the following masterworks of modern literature...THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR BUTTWEREPLANE BUTT PARTYOPEN WIDE FOR THE HANDSOME SABERTOOTH DENTIST WHO IS ALSO A GHOSTTHE HANDSOME PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF AUTUMN TURNS ME GAYPOUNDED BY THE HANDSOME ZOMBIE ELEVATOR WHO IS ALSO A LAWYERSENTIENT PHANTOM TWO TRUCK POUNDS MY BUTTTHE BUTT FILES: THE CASE OF BIGFOOT'S WEINERReader beware, you're in for a boner!
A haunting organ fills the cathedral, beckoning you onward. Soon enough, a masked bigfoot emerges from the darkness: the butt pounder of the opera. If your butt is already tingling as ferociously as ours, then this is the collection for you. Presenting Chuck Tingle's Scary Stories To Tingle Your Butt, Vol. 4, a seven book collection of the most bone-chilling tales to ever harden your bone. Within you will find the following masterworks of modern literature... THE TELL-TALE BUTT - MY ASS IS HAUNTED BY THE HANDSOME GHOST OF MY UNSAVED DATA AFTER A COMPUTER CRASH - THE FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN GIVES MY BUTT PAUSE BUT THEN I REALIZE HOW POWERFUL AND UNIQUE I AM AND WE POUND ENTHUSIASTICALLY - HAPPY BIRTHDAY DRACULA, NOW POUND MY BUTT - MY HANDSOME SENTIENT FACE MASK PROTECTS ME DESPITE THE RIDICULOUS CONSPIRACY THEORIES THAT HE WON'T ALSO HE POUNDS MY BUTT - THE BUTT POUNDER OF THE OPERA - CHUCK TANGLE POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY A KNOCKOFF BOOK THAT GLORIFIES A DEADLY TRAGEDY AND DOESN'T PROVE LOVE IS REAL THEN ACCEPTING THIS AS A SAD SIDE EFFECT OF MAKING WIDER POSITIVE IMPACT AS AN AUTHOR Reader beware, you're in for a boner!
In the dead of night comes a terrifying scream, not of fear, but of hardcore gay passion between a man and the gay bigfoot that haunts his balls. If your butt is already tingling as ferociously as ours, then this is the collection for you. Presenting Chuck Tingle's Scary Stories To Tingle Your Butt, a seven book collection of the most bone-chilling tales to ever harden your bone. Within you will find the following masterworks of modern literature... BIGFOOT PIRATES HAUNT MY BALLS VAMPIRE NIGHT BUS POUNDS MY BUTT ANGRY MAN POUNDED BY THE FEAR OF HIS LATENT GAYNESS OVER A DINOSAUR TRANSITIONING INTO A UNICORN MY ASS IS HAUNTED BY THE GAY UNICORN COLONEL THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA STALKS MY GAY BUTTHOLE THE CURSE OF BIGFOOT BUTT CAMP REAMED BY MY REACTION TO THE TITLE OF THIS BOOK Reader beware, you're in for a boner!
Chuck Tingle, a writer who defined a generation with his sensual brand of homoerotic thriller, is back with a three-book collection that has been heralded by Death And Taxes Magazine as "a transhumanist masterpiece."What begins as the simple story of a man's true love for a gay unicorn sailor quickly evolves into something else entirely, each tale pulling farther and farther out to reveal a breathtaking glimpse at the greatest author of our time. Like a butt within a butt within butt, this trilogy will have your perception of time and space turned completely upside down in total buttception. Welcome to the future of literature.ANALLY YOURS, THE UNICORN SAILOROut for a stroll after breaking up with his girlfriend, Tuck never could have imagined that he would meet the love of his life in the form of a gay unicorn sailor named Hunter, but that's exactly what happens. The two share a romantic evening until it's revealed that Hunter is about to embark on a year long sail around the world. However, their love remains strong in a series of explicit letters. But Hunter is planning something that will redefine the meaning of love between a man and a unicorn. Soon Tuck finds himself whisked away to the Bahamas on a private helicopter for a hardcore, anal surprise that will have your jaw on the floor. POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTTKirk is a scientific researcher on the leading edge of cloning technology, but his team has reached a standstill. In an effort to stabilize rapid clone growth, researchers have been taking DNA from various parts of their bodies and combining it with small amounts of animal DNA. But when the scientists combine samples from Kirk's butt, brain, and a hawk, the resulting effect is a handsome, living ass who immediately sweeps Kirk off of his feet over a candlelit dinner for two. Kirk has finally found a lover that truly understands him at his very core... his own gay ass! POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT"Buck Trungle is a world famous writer who is sick and tired of living in the shadow of his own books. But when his most recent novel, "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt" contacts him out of the blue and threatens a lawsuit, it's a fear that Buck must now face head on. Buck's novel is looking to collect royalties on sales of himself, and Buck's lawyer is urging the writer to settle out of court, but when author and book finally meet face-to-face things take a turn for the erotic. Soon enough, Buck is selling himself to seal the deal with this sentient novel, but can he give his ass away without giving a piece of his heart, as well?
There is no denying that food and sex go hand in hand, and never has that been more apparent than with Chuck Tingle's sizzling erotic collection Handsome Sentient Food Pounds My But And Turns Me Gay. Collected within are the most mouth watering tales of gay food and drink that you will ever indulge in, including eight short stories, as well as Chuck's famous recipes for spaghetti and chocolate milk. Featuring... CREAMED IN THE BUTT BY MY HANDSOME LIVING CORN GLAZED BY THE GAY LIVING DONUTS SLAMMED UP THE BUTT BY MY HOT COFFEE BOSS OPPRESSED IN THE BUTT BY MY INCLUSIVE HOLIDAY COFFEE CUPS TURNED GAY BY THE LIVING ALPHA DINER BIGFOOT SOMMELIER BUTT TASTING SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY THE LIVING LEFTOVER CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES FROM MY KITCHEN CABINET SHARED BY THE CHOCOLATE MILK COWBOYS
Named to ten BEST OF THE YEAR lists and selected as a William C. Morris Award Winner,The Serpent King is the critically acclaimed, much-beloved story of three teens who find themselves--and each other--while on the cusp of graduating from high school with hopes of leaving their small-town behind. Perfect for fans of John Green's Turtles All the Way Down. "Move over, John Green; Zentner is coming for you." —The New York Public Library “Will fill the infinite space that was left in your chest after you finished The Perks of Being a Wallflower.” —BookRiot.com Dill isn't the most popular kid at his rural Tennessee high school. After his father fell from grace in a public scandal that reverberated throughout their small town, Dill became a target. Fortunately, his two fellow misfits and best friends, Travis and Lydia, have his back. But as they begin their senior year, Dill feels the coils of his future tightening around him. His only escapes are music and his secret feelings for Lydia--neither of which he is brave enough to share. Graduation feels more like an ending to Dill than a beginning. But even before then, he must cope with another ending--one that will rock his life to the core. Debut novelist Jeff Zentner provides an unblinking and at times comic view of the hard realities of growing up in the Bible belt, and an intimate look at the struggles to find one’s true self in the wreckage of the past. “A story about friendship, family and forgiveness, it’s as funny and witty as it is utterly heartbreaking.” —PasteMagazine.com “A brutally honest portrayal of teen life . . . [and] a love letter to the South from a man who really understands it.” —Mashable.com “I adored all three of these characters and the way they talked to and loved one another.”—New York Times
The "him" in Make Him Look Good is Ricky Biscayne, sexy Latin singing sensation who has taken the pop world by storm. But it takes more than swiveling hips and dreamy eyes to get to the top of the charts. The women who orbit Ricky are: -- Milan, Ricky's new publicist, and her sister Geneva whose Club G promises to have Miami's hottest opening ever -- Jill Sanchez, a media-manic Latina star who has crossed over from CDs to perfume, clothes and movies -- Jasminka, Ricky's gorgeous Croatian model wife -- Irene, a firefighter whose high school romance with Ricky was the last love in her life, eking out an existence for herself and her daughter Sophia, who is beginning to suspect that she and Ricky Biscayne look a little too much alike With several satisfying romances set against Miami's music, club and modeling scenes, Make Him Look Goodis irresistible fiction from one of America's most original voices.
The Tingleverse is a vast place, with infinite layers of reality that abide by only own steadfast rule: love is real. With all these potential universes, it was only a matter of time before twice Hugo Award nominated author, Dr. Chuck Tingle, began telling stories of love between ladybucks and their beautiful bigfoot, dinosaur, unicorn and living object partners. Collected here are seven such tales of lesbian love from deep within The Tingleverse; each one guaranteed to give you an erotic tingle down the spine. Featuring... BUTTLEJUICE MY LESBIAN TWICE BAKED POTATO SKI INSTRUCTOR EATS MY ASS CRANBERRY SAUCE GETS ME OFF DURING MY SOCIALLY DISTANCED THANKSGIVING THE BUTT OF MONTE CRISTO THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY COWORKERS AND ME DISCUSSING OUR SALARIES EVEN THOUGH OUR BOSS TOLD US NOT TO GETS ME OFF FAHRENHEIT 69 JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF MY BUTT
Through the history of prose there have been many tales that awaken the imagination and stir the soul, but true literary giants are few and far between. Still, every few decades an author will come along to reshape the landscape of fiction forever, authoring true classics that stand the test of time and serve as historical landmarks for generations of readers to come. One such author is Chuck Tingle. Collected within are seven of Chuck's greatest works, breathtaking journeys through the world of classic literature that will melt your heart and pound your butt. Featuring... The Picture Of Dorian Gay 20,000 Pounds Into My Butt Happy Birthday Frankenstein, Now Pound My Butt Happy Birthday Dracula, Now Pound My Butt I Have No Butt And I Must Pound The Great Gatsbutt The Tell-Tale Butt