[PDF] Revenge Of The Teachers Pet eBook

Author : Darrin Doyle
Publisher : LSU Press
Page : 222 pages
File Size : 47,39 MB
Release : 2009-04
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 0807134996

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Fifty-year-old science teacher Dale Portwit believes that the peak of his life has come and gone. A failed suicide, a food fetishist, so isolated that the Best Man at his wedding is a framed photograph of his former mailman, Mr. Portwit resolves to live entirely for the moment, to speak his mind at each turn no matter what the consequences. He sets his sights upon Mary Ann Tucker, Elkhart Elementary's plump, accommodating third-grade teacher. Their whirlwind courtship leads to wedding bands, a house in the suburbs, and an indulgent sex life -- so why aren't they happy? Perhaps a little revenge is just what this marriage needs. Decidedly odd, yet also oddly moving, Revenge of the Teacher's Pet is a skillful mix of comedy, poignancy, love, memory, obesity, top-ten lists, fish, and murder.

Author : Darrin Doyle
Publisher : LSU Press
Page : 228 pages
File Size : 19,16 MB
Release : 2009-04-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780807134344

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Fifty-year-old science teacher Dale Portwit believes that the peak of his life has come and gone. A failed suicide, a food fetishist, so isolated that the Best Man at his wedding is a framed photograph of his former mailman, Mr. Portwit resolves to live entirely for the moment, to speak his mind at each turn no matter what the consequences. He sets his sights upon Mary Ann Tucker, Elkhart Elementary's plump, accommodating third-grade teacher. Their whirlwind courtship leads to wedding bands, a house in the suburbs, and an indulgent sex life -- so why aren't they happy? Perhaps a little revenge is just what this marriage needs. Decidedly odd, yet also oddly moving, Revenge of the Teacher's Pet is a skillful mix of comedy, poignancy, love, memory, obesity, top-ten lists, fish, and murder.

Author : Jennifer Ziegler
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 217 pages
File Size : 27,19 MB
Release : 2018-06-26
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1338091255

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The Brewster Triplets are back to school -- and up to new hijinks -- in this hilarious new story from Jennifer Ziegler! The Brewster triplets have this whole school year figured out. They'll share notes and books and help plan their big sister's wedding, and they're all going to be on color guard. Smooth sailing through the seventh grade.Only nothing goes right. They're accidentally on cheer squad, of all things. And the sisters are split into different classes--which Darby is failing because of her terrible participation grade. Meanwhile, Delaney really likes cheerleading and doesn't want just go along with what Dawn wants this time, especially on her cheering crusade. Can the triplets take turns pretending to be Darby, plan a shower for their beloved big sister, and stay out of the trouble Dawn keeps getting them into? And more importantly, can they do it without being split up for good? Three times the teacher's pets means three times the school shenanigans in this fun Brewster Triplets romp from Jennifer Ziegler.

Author : Jan Weeks
Publisher : Blake Education
Page : 84 pages
File Size : 22,56 MB
Release : 2003
Category : Readers (Primary)
ISBN : 9781865092447

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Andy thinks his new teacher is great. He also thinks his brother, Joel, is great. But that doesn’t mean he’s happy about them going out together. When Andy tries to break them up, he gets into real trouble! [back cover].

Author : Kenn Nesbitt
Publisher : Running Press Adult
Page : 80 pages
File Size : 41,46 MB
Release : 2012-06-19
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1442455691

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The lunch ladies will finally have their revenge! From the lunch ladies getting back at kids who complain about cafeteria food, to principals who disappear into thin air, school has never been so funny. Revenge of the Lunch Ladies is sure to keep the laughs coming with each giggle-packed page. Kenn Nesbitt has created forty-five silly poems and songs all about school. Revenge of the Lunch Ladies is sure to keep the laughs coming with each giggle-packed page. Kenn Nesbitt has created forty-five silly poems and songs all about school. Following the success of When the Teacher Isn't Looking, this book combines Nesbitt's talent and sense of humor to deliver a knee-slapping collection. If silly principals and crazy lunch ladies don't have you laughing, a science project that ate the student's dog will!

Author : Andrew Neiderman
Publisher : Zebra Books
Page : 336 pages
File Size : 17,54 MB
Release : 1986-11-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780821719275

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Adam Lucy tutors the children in a small town and uses his influence on them to force them to kill

Author : Mike Peters
Publisher : Macmillan
Page : 136 pages
File Size : 41,37 MB
Release : 2001-02-15
Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN : 9780812549355

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Grimmy is back! And he's funnier than ever in this brand-new collection from Pulitzer Prize winner Mike Peters. Grimmy is the wisecracking, opinionated, cat-terrorizing, postman-chasing, freeloading bon vivant who brings delighted smiles to the faces of his millions of adoring fans in the enormously popular cartoon strip Mother Goose and Grimm.

Author : Andrew Clements
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 88 pages
File Size : 14,89 MB
Release : 2001
Category : Drake, Jake (Fictitious character)
ISBN : 0689839197

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Jake doesn't set out to become the teacher's pet, but somehow everything he does has teachers heaping praise on him--and has his classmates rolling their eyes in disgust. How can he show them that he's just an ordinary kid? Illustrations.