[PDF] Pregnancy Sucks eBook

Author : Joanne Kimes
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 207 pages
File Size : 26,21 MB
Release : 2003-11-01
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 1440501955

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Pregnancy Sucks, by Joanne Kimes and Sanford A. Tisherman, M.D., gives you real solutions to all the annoying and somewhat awkward situations that can unexpectedly arise during your pregnancy. Did you know that: Farm-fresh butter, or petroleum jelly, works just as well for your itchy belly as a fancy and overpriced "pregnancy" product? If you're put on bedrest, walkie-talkies will allow you to yell at your husband-no matter where he is in the house! Surrounding yourself with regular pillows (don't forget to swipe your husband's) is just as good as buying a special large "pregnancy pillow"-and more adaptable to giving support where you personally need it? Doing the hokey pokey, or taking a warm shower, can ease Braxton Hicks contractions? Full of insight, hilarity, and practical solutions on every page, Pregnancy Sucks shows how, through it all, you can survive with your health, dignity, and sanity intact!

Author : Joanne Kimes
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 286 pages
File Size : 47,32 MB
Release : 2011-08-18
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 1440527997

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Sleep on the couch to make room for her gigantic pregnancy pillow Pass up tickets to the game since you'd "rather" register for the baby shower Haven't had sex since there was snow on the ground (and it's July) It may not make you sound like future father of the year, but there's one thing men everywhere can agree on: Pregnancy Sucks—for you. In this complete update of the bestselling first edition, Joanne and Jeff Kimes pair no-holds-barred humor with helpful advice to make sure you actually live to see the birth of your child. So whether you're sick of putting your foot in your mouth when you're trying to compliment her, you want the real scoop on what's going to go down in the delivery room (without the hospital-issued video), or you really just want a laugh (since you "volunteered" to give up drinking for the interminable nine months of her pregnancy), this book will tell you exactly what to do when that miracle of yours is making you totally, completely, just-cut-the-freakin'-cord-already! miserable.

Author : Joanne Kimes
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 288 pages
File Size : 26,19 MB
Release : 2011-09-18
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 144052677X

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"In this complete update of the bestselling first edition, Joanne Kimes pairs no-holds-barred humor with helpful advice to get you through the next nine months with (some level of) your sanity intact."--P. [4] of cover.

Author : Joanne Kimes
Publisher : Adams Media
Page : 272 pages
File Size : 13,74 MB
Release : 2011-09-18
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9781440526787

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Sleep on the couch to make room for her gigantic pregnancy pillow Pass up tickets to the game since you'd "rather" register for the baby shower Haven't had sex since there was snow on the ground (and it's July) It may not make you sound like future father of the year, but there's one thing men everywhere can agree on: Pregnancy Sucks—for you. In this complete update of the bestselling first edition, Joanne and Jeff Kimes pair no-holds-barred humor with helpful advice to make sure you actually live to see the birth of your child. So whether you're sick of putting your foot in your mouth when you're trying to compliment her, you want the real scoop on what's going to go down in the delivery room (without the hospital-issued video), or you really just want a laugh (since you "volunteered" to give up drinking for the interminable nine months of her pregnancy), this book will tell you exactly what to do when that miracle of yours is making you totally, completely, just-cut-the-freakin'-cord-already! miserable.

Author : Joanne Kimes
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 196 pages
File Size : 49,62 MB
Release : 2004-10-07
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 1440500843

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Sleep on the couch to make room for her gigantic pregnancy pillow Pass up tickets to the game since you'd "rather" register for the baby shower Haven't had sex since there was snow on the ground (and it's July) It may not make you sound like future father of the year, but there's one thing men everywhere can agree on: Pregnancy Sucks—for you. In this complete update of the bestselling first edition, Joanne and Jeff Kimes pair no-holds-barred humor with helpful advice to make sure you actually live to see the birth of your child. So whether you're sick of putting your foot in your mouth when you're trying to compliment her, you want the real scoop on what's going to go down in the delivery room (without the hospital-issued video), or you really just want a laugh (since you "volunteered" to give up drinking for the interminable nine months of her pregnancy), this book will tell you exactly what to do when that miracle of yours is making you totally, completely, just-cut-the-freakin'-cord-already! miserable.

Author : Joanne Kimes
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 119 pages
File Size : 13,42 MB
Release : 2007-04-30
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 1440516782

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With the signature hilarity that has made the Sucks series a hit, Kimes and Laccinole tackle number one, number two, and all the accidents in between on the way to full-time underpants. Are you suffering through your kid's potty training because... -Your toddler has peed on your in-laws' carpet again? -Your best friend's kid is already trained (even though he's two months younger than yours)? -You're not allowed back at the community pool until your wee one is old enough to drive? If you have children, you're going to have to potty train them. At least there's a glimmer of hope. Amidst all the headaches (and heartaches), Potty Training Sucks is the only book that feels your pain. Veteran potty trainers Joanne Kimes and Kathleen Laccinole cover: potty training doo-doos and don'ts; handling accidents; the respective troubles of training boys and girls; and how to maintain your sanity through it all.

Author : Claire Mysko
Publisher : Health Communications, Inc.
Page : 258 pages
File Size : 44,30 MB
Release : 2009-10
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 0757307922

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How to deal with your raging hormones.

Author : Beverly Barna
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
Page : 141 pages
File Size : 12,33 MB
Release : 2002-11-11
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1465323856

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Infertility Sucks! The poking, the prodding and the probing. The endless examinations and the unbelievable questions all about the most intimate aspects of your life and body. And thats just from friends and family who are "trying to help!" This humorous and healing book is balm for the infertile womans soul. Put the jinx on Infertility Witchdoctors. Skip the baby showers. Stick the home pregnancy test sticks. Check out Duo-Disney (where the world walks only in pairs!), and take charge on the mother of them all Mothers Day. We know exactly how you feel. Infertility Sucks! "This is the book that infertile women have been waiting for. Theres nothing else like it. This is giving my clients the laugh they need, while also offering some very good advice." Paige Stuhr, LCSW Licensed Psychotherapist specializing in infertility

Author : Heather B. Armstrong
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 274 pages
File Size : 34,55 MB
Release : 2009-03-24
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1416959149

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An irreverent and captivating memoir about the unexpected joys and glaring indignities of pregnancy, childbirth, and parenthood—from the beloved creator of the popular mommy blog, Dooce.com. Heather Armstrong gave up a lot of things when she and her husband decided to have a baby: beer, small boobs, free time—and antidepressants. The eighteen months that followed were filled with anxiety, constipation, nacho cheese Doritos, and an unconditional love that threatened to make her heart explode. Still, as baby Leta grew and her husband returned to work, Heather faced lonely days, sleepless nights, and endless screaming that sometimes made her wish she'd never become a mother. Just as she was poised to throw another gallon of milk at her husband's head, she committed herself for a short stay in a mental hospital—the best decision she ever made for her family. Here, with biting wit and unrelenting honesty, Heather shares her battle with postpartum depression and all the other minor details of pregnancy and motherhood that no one cares to mention. Like how boring it can be to care for someone whose primary means of communication is through her bowels. And how long it can possibly take to reconvene the procedure that got you into this whole parenthood mess in the first place. And how you sometimes think you can't possibly go five more minutes without breathing in that utterly irresistible and totally redeemable fresh baby smell. It Sucked and Then I Cried is a brave cautionary tale about crossing over that invisible line to the other side (the parenting side), where everything changes and it only gets worse. But most of all, it's a celebration of a love so big it can break your heart into a million pieces.