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Author : Christopher Behrens
Publisher : National Geographic Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 19,7 MB
Release : 2009-07-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1594744211
Play with yourself—again and again! Every scene in Penis Pokey has one thing missing—and you have to complete the picture! This all-new edition features puzzles, connect-the-dots pictures, a maze, and a dry-erase marker for drawing your own creations.
Author : Craig Yoe
Publisher : Dare You Stamp Company
Page : 12 pages
File Size : 39,57 MB
Release : 2013-01-08
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1604333081
Meet Little Penis, the cute dinky winky you bring to life when you put your finger in the puppet in this delightfully crass and hilarious parody board book for adults. This board book parodies children’s finger puppet books with its bold colors and simple illustrations, but this book is not for children! Instead, put your finger in the hole in the back of the book, and follow the adventures of Little Penis as he goes swimming (poor shrinking Penis!); gets out of bed early, so big and tall; gets a gentle kiss and hug (along with a good hard tug); head to a bar, gets drunk, and hooks up; and more—getting bigger and bigger with the turn of each page. Sometimes he’s up and sometimes he’s down, but there’s a happy ending as he finds his snug, warm place called home!
Author : Richard Jacob
Publisher : Quirk Books
Page : 132 pages
File Size : 16,64 MB
Release : 2014-09-23
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1594747741
Is Bigger Really Better? Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. How to Live with a Huge Penis brings them an inspiring message of tolerance and hope—along with helpful information on • Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and Family • Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis • Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis • and much, much more Complete with prayers, poetry, a daily affirmations journal, and thoughtful quotations from leading self-help experts, How to Live with a Huge Penis will inspire men of all shapes and sizes.
Author : Christopher Moore
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 323 pages
File Size : 34,34 MB
Release : 2009-12-09
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1439191484
This comic novel is “[a] whimsical fable of contemporary culture shock. . . . Tautly written with a zest for the absurd and the unpredictable” (The New York Times Book Review). As a boy, he was Samson Hunts Alone—until a deadly misunderstanding with the law forced him to flee the Crow reservation at age fifteen. Today he is Samuel Hunter, a successful Santa Barbara insurance salesman with a Mercedes, a condo, and a hollow, invented life. Then one day, destiny offers him the dangerous gift of love—in the exquisite form of Calliope Kincaid—and a curse in the unheralded appearance of an ancient god by the name of Coyote. Coyote, the trickster, has arrived to reawaken the mystical storyteller within Sam . . . and to seriously screw up his existence in the process. “Downright laugh-out-loud, can’t-put-the-book-down funny.” —The Philadelphia Inquirer “At once irreverent, spiritual, and wonderfully fresh in approach.” —Library Journal “Effectively mixing the mythic and the modern, Moore intersperses contemporary trickster tales with the comic saga of Sam’s evolution.” —Booklist “Funny and entertaining.” —Publishers Weekly
Author : William Meadows
Publisher :
Page : 110 pages
File Size : 49,64 MB
Release : 2019-07-12
Category :
ISBN : 9781078239189
From the four hooked knife penis of the llanos mosquitofish, to the twenty-seven nipple-ed shrewish short-tailed opossum, mother nature has provided some unique genitals. If you are the kind of person who loves to learn, take a tour of the animal kingdoms most impressive dongs, see its multiple vagina-ed animals, and really understand its hermaphroditic penis fencing slugs. This book contains fifty highly educational and scientific examples (with comics) of nature's most interesting penises, vaginas, and sex facts - which makes it perfect for sharing with friends and family at your next dinner party.
Author : Jacqueline Wilson
Publisher : Random House
Page : 258 pages
File Size : 42,81 MB
Release : 2008-09-04
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1407045288
Tracy is back on TV in My Mum Tracy Beaker! Watch the major TV series on CBBC and iPlayer. A fabulous new cover look for this brilliant story starring Tracy Beaker, Jacqueline Wilson's most enduring and popular character. I'm Tracy Beaker, the Great Inventor of Extremely Outrageous Dares - and I dare YOU not to say this is the most brilliant story ever! I've bought a big fat purple notebook for writing down all my mega-manic ultra-scary stories in. But especially for my own story. Of how my foster-mum, Cam, has turned out to be a real meanie. No designer clothes, when I really need them. A pokey flat, and a horrible new school. No wonder I keep bunking off . . . Still, it will have to do until my real mum comes and gets me. And until then, no-one is going to be better at the Dare Game than me!
Author : Conny Klein
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 42 pages
File Size : 47,60 MB
Release : 2021-03-19
Category :
ISBN :
PENIS SAFARI THIS FUNNY GIFT BOOK FOR THE MAN'S LITTLE FRIEND INCLUDES 19 DIFFERENT PICTURES. YOU CAN CUT IT TO YOUR INDIVIDUAL SIZE, INSTRUCTIONS ARE ALSO IN THE BOOK. IT IS ALSO SUITABLE AS A FUN FINGER PLAY. I WISH YOU A LOT OF FUN WITH THIS BOOK: ) ATTENTION THE PAGES ARE NORMAL PAPER PAGES THIS BOOK IS USED EXCLUSIVELY FOR FUN AND ENTERTAINMENT
Author : Edwin A. Lovatt
Publisher : Routledge
Page : 574 pages
File Size : 21,88 MB
Release : 2005-09-16
Category : Foreign Language Study
ISBN : 1134930623
First published in 1987. Routledge is an imprint of Taylor & Francis, an informa company.
Author : Dr. Terri Hamilton
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
Page : 364 pages
File Size : 23,67 MB
Release : 2007-04-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1429974796
With over twenty years of experience as a sex educator and sex therapist, Dr. Terri Hamilton brings you this detailed look at everything you wanted to know about male and female 'private parts' and didn't even know to ask. In chapters such as "A Hose by Any Other Name" she examines historical and psychological perspectives on genital nomenclature and presents over 500 common - and not so common - nicknames. Dr. Hamilton also peers into a Pandora's Box of sexual scandals, untangles the mystery of pubic hair, tells tales of size and sighs, secrets and secretions, folklore and fertility rituals, and unveils the genital origins of numerous modern day social customs. Tantric teachings, medical mysteries, ecstasies and eccentricities, fashions and foibles all have a place in this meticulously researched compendium. Inside you'll find answers to such provocative questions as: * What do a woman's facial features reveal about the vagina? * Why was pubic hair left off classic Greek Statues? * Who "discovered" the clitoris? * How many girls are born with a penis each year? * Where exactly is the most sensitive spot on the penis? (the answer might surprise you) * What does the "evil eye" have to do with the penis? * What famous silent screen star was said to possess the "Eighth Wonder of the World"? * What foods increase blood flow to the penis? * What is the connection between the upper lip and the clitoris? * What piece of bridal attire has its origins in the hymen? * What do cool fingertips reveal about a woman's genital area? Dr. Hamilton explores the history, development, legends, and myths of human sexuality to provide the revealing answers to these and a host of other questions in this fascinating look at our most private parts.
Author : John Mitchinson
Publisher : Crown Archetype
Page : 290 pages
File Size : 24,85 MB
Release : 2007-08-07
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0307405516
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Misconceptions, misunderstandings, and flawed facts finally get the heave-ho in this humorous, downright humiliating book of reeducation based on the phenomenal British bestseller. Challenging what most of us assume to be verifiable truths in areas like history, literature, science, nature, and more,The Book of General Ignorance is a witty “gotcha” compendium of how little we actually know about anything. It’ll have you scratching your head wondering why we even bother to go to school. Think Magellan was the first man to circumnavigate the globe, baseball was invented in America, Henry VIII had six wives, Mount Everest is the tallest mountain? Wrong, wrong, wrong, and wrong again. You’ll be surprised at how much you don’t know! Check out The Book of General Ignorance for more fun entries and complete answers to the following: How long can a chicken live without its head? About two years. What do chameleons do? They don’t change color to match the background. Never have; never will. Complete myth. Utter fabrication. Total Lie. They change color as a result of different emotional states. How many legs does a centipede have? Not a hundred. How many toes has a two-toed sloth? It’s either six or eight. Who was the first American president? Peyton Randolph. What were George Washington’s false teeth made from? Mostly hippopotamus. What was James Bond’s favorite drink? Not the vodka martini.