[PDF] My Life As A Smashed Burrito With Extra Hot Sauce eBook

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
Page : 144 pages
File Size : 12,53 MB
Release : 2019-09-10
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0785231137

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Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout. Twelve-year-old Wally - "the walking disaster area" - is forced to stand up to Camp Wahkah Wahkah's number one, all-American bad guy. One hilarious mishap follows another until, fighting together for their very lives, Wally learns the need to love even his worst enemy. The first in Bill Myer’s witty and wacky fiction series, My Life as a Smashed Burrito with Extra Hot Sauce only stops being outrageous long enough to share important truths about fear, foolish pride, and God.

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 29,39 MB
Release : 1993-05-07
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1418535001

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Twelve-year-old Wally - "the walking disaster area" - is forced to stand up to Camp Wahkah Wahkah's number one, all-American bad guy. One hilarious mishap follows another until, fighting together for their very lives, Wally learns the need to love even his worst enemy.

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
Page : 75 pages
File Size : 34,4 MB
Release : 1993-05-07
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1418535109

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"Hollywierd" comes to Middletown! Wally's a superstar! A movie company has chosen our hero to be eaten by their mechanical "Mutant from Mars!" It's a close race as to which will consume Wally first - the disaster-plagued special-effects "monster" or his own out-of-control pride. . . Until he learns the cost of true friendship and of God's command for humility.

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
Page : 144 pages
File Size : 14,81 MB
Release : 2020-01-07
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0785231234

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Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout. Chased by thieves through roaring rapids, over a killer waterfall, and into the hands of jungle natives! This isn’t exactly what Dad had in mind when he took his son on a mission trip to the South American rain forest. But he should have known better. After all, we are talking about Wally-If-Anything-Can-Go-Wrong-It-Will McDoogle. My Life as Crocodile Junk Food keeps readers laughing as Wally stumbles into a whole new set of impossible (and man-eating) predicaments … until he finally understands the need and joy of sharing Jesus Christ with others.

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 41,60 MB
Release : 1994-10-26
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1418535168

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Wally McDoogle, klutz-extraordinaire, has stumbled his way into sports stardom. But only Wally could end up playing hockey goalie against the monstrous Mad Dog Miller while being trapped in a chicken suit. Before his misadventures end, Wally finally learns the real dangers of jealousy and envy, and the true value of aspirin.

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Tommy Nelson
Page : 87 pages
File Size : 16,45 MB
Release : 1997-01-31
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1418535036

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Look out California, here comes Wally McDoogle! Our boy blunder gets his big break to star with his Uncle Max in the famous Fantasmo World stunt show. Unlike his father, who Wally secretly suspects to be a major loser, Uncle Max is everything Wally longs to be. . . Or so it appears on the surface. Unfortunately, Fantasmo World will never be the same, as in typical McDoogle Mayhem, Wally discovers the truth and learns who the real hero in his life is.

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Tommy Nelson
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 50,36 MB
Release : 2006-10-29
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1418553328

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Everybody says the old house at the edge of town is haunted. But Wally has some major doubts. Unfortunately, in exposing the hoax he undergoes some of the craziest catastrophes and mass mayhem of his life. To name just a few, Wally experiences: falling into mirrors that others claim show the future; shorting the sheets on so-called ghosts; and supposedly being turned into a talking hamburger. All this as our young hero learns what God really says about sorcery, ghosts, and the supernatural.

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Tommy Nelson
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 18,33 MB
Release : 1998-03-20
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1418535052

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Only master of mayhem Wally McDoogle can turn an innocent game of laser tag into international espionage. From the Swiss Alps to the African plains, Agent 00 1/7th bumblingly employs such top-secret gizmos as rocket-powered toilet paper, exploding dental floss and the ever-popular transformer tacos (don't laugh, they get great gas mileage) in a desperate attempt to stop the dreaded and super secret . . . Giggle Gun. It isn't until Wally finally takes responsibility for his actions (which unfortunately involves leaping out of a jet fighter traveling 1.2 gazillion miles an hour), that he is finally able to save his life. . . And while he is at it, the entire free world.

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 22,7 MB
Release : 1995-02-22
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1418535176

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"Just 'cause I didn't follow the rules doesn't make it my fault that the Space Shuttle almost crashed. Well, okay, maybe it was sort of my fault. But not the part when Pilot O'Brien was spacewalking and I accidentally knocked him halfway to Jupiter, or when I wound up in a space suit and nearly became the first human satellite to orbit the Earth; you can't blame that on me. "Well, okay, maybe that was sort of my fault, too." So begins another hilarious Wally McDoogle MISadventure as our boy blunder stows aboard the Space Shuttle and learns the importance of: OBEYING THE RULES!

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
Page : 94 pages
File Size : 17,64 MB
Release : 1994-04-24
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 141853515X

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Forty feet underwater with a million dollars of gold in reach, Wally McDoogle only has to overcome: Sea monsters. . . Hostile pirates. . . A ghost ship. . . And, of course, the world famous McDoogle klutziness. Will he be able to avoid catastrophe and chaos? Probably not. Just as our hero goes for the gold, he finds himself on a wild ride atop a misguided torpedo and realizes the true cost of greed.