[PDF] My Favorite Jokes eBook

Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 90 pages
File Size : 38,39 MB
Release : 2016-05-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1626866139

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Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!

Author : Matt Lucas
Publisher : HarperCollins UK
Page : 160 pages
File Size : 12,2 MB
Release : 2021-04-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 0008491364

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A hilarious new book of pranks from multi-award-winning actor and comedian MATT LUCAS – star of The Great British Bake Off and creator of Thank You, Baked Potato, an official UK download chart-topper and Amazon bestseller!

Author : Gene Crawford
Publisher : Dorrance Publishing
Page : 168 pages
File Size : 20,73 MB
Release : 2020-06-09
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1646106679

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My Favorite Jokes By: Gene Crawford Some people collect baseball cards; some people collect cars; some people collect dolls; some people collect bottles—Gene Crawford collects jokes. He has done this since he was in high school. He has written many jokes from memory (from hearing them years ago). Also, friends know he collects jokes, so, they send them to him now and then. Jokes he shares must clear a hurdle—they must be clean enough for his grandchildren to read (they are ages eleven to seventeen). He’s tried carefully to follow this rule, even though, in about three jokes, he did put in a few dashes (finish the spelling carefully). He doesn’t know how many jokes he has collected—maybe about three thousand. But here are some of his favorite jokes. Maybe there are some jokes in this file that will produce some belly laughs for you—they sure have for Gene Crawford… and for a long, long time.

Author : Johnny B. Laughing
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 130 pages
File Size : 13,29 MB
Release : 2017-06-16
Category :
ISBN : 9781548138790

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Create Your Very Own Joke Book! 125 Lined Pages / Customizable Table of Contents Do you love laughing at hilarious and funny jokes? Do you have all the best jokes memorized? Now it is time to create your very own personalized joke book with all of your favorite comedy and humor. Perfect for all ages! With this handy book, you are the writer, illustrator, and joke teller! This is a perfect gift for the young and witty performer in the family. Never forget your punchlines again. ...also has a DIY table of contents for quick referencing! 7x10 inches 25 light lines per page 125 pages on white paper Do-it-yourself table of contents Plenty of space for LOTS of laughs You can save and store all your favorite knock knock jokes, one-liners, question and answers jokes, riddles, knee-slappers, prank ideas, and much more. Makes a wonderful gift for creative kids and adults too! Who is Johnny B. Laughing? The Joke King, Johnny B. Laughing is known worldwide for his hilarious jokes, silly humor, and playful attitude. He is best-selling children's joke book author. He is a jokester at heart and enjoys a good laugh, pulling pranks on his friends, and telling funny and hilarious jokes! He has a wide variety of published joke books and continues to create new content on a regular basis. Comedy and humor make life better. Johnny B. Laughing knows this all too well. Makes the Perfect Gift for Any Occasion! Parties Birthdays Holidays School events Gifts for kids Scroll up and click buy to grab your copy today!

Author : William Donohue
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 208 pages
File Size : 23,16 MB
Release : 2014-11
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1440583099

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Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!

Author : Highlights
Publisher : Highlights Press
Page : 350 pages
File Size : 11,80 MB
Release : 2016-03-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1629795534

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From the joke experts at Highlights, here is the biggest and best joke book for kids ever—jam-packed with more than 1,000 jokes! This 352-page super-sized collection is filled with family-friendly, wholesome, and fun jokes for kids to share with friends, grandparents, and anyone who needs a laugh. With riddles, knock-knocks, tongue twisters, and cartoons, this book will keep kids giggling and grinning, as well as laughing and learning, for hours. This is the perfect gift or stocking stuffer for any kid!

Author : Jerry Seinfeld
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 480 pages
File Size : 17,50 MB
Release : 2020-10-06
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 1982112743

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The first book in twenty-five years from “one of our great comic minds” (The Washington Post) features Seinfeld’s best work across five decades in comedy. Since his first performance at the legendary New York nightclub “Catch a Rising Star” as a twenty-one-year-old college student in fall of 1975, Jerry Seinfeld has written his own material and saved everything. “Whenever I came up with a funny bit, whether it happened on a stage, in a conversation, or working it out on my preferred canvas, the big yellow legal pad, I kept it in one of those old school accordion folders,” Seinfeld writes. “So I have everything I thought was worth saving from forty-five years of hacking away at this for all I was worth.” For this book, Jerry Seinfeld has selected his favorite material, organized decade by decade. In this “trove of laugh-out-loud one-liners” (Associated Press), you will witness the evolution of one of the great comedians of our time and gain new insights into the thrilling but unforgiving art of writing stand-up comedy.

Author : Lew Fields
Publisher : E-Booktime, LLC
Page : 211 pages
File Size : 27,90 MB
Release : 2008-08-01
Category : Humorous stories
ISBN : 9781598249095

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My Favorite Jokes and Other "Fun Stuff" is mostly a collection of jokes and humorous stories, but there are some interesting and fun facts mixed in so the reader can pretend they are not just having a good time... Don't let the occasional fun fact fool you - this book is sure to tickle your funny bone and offer hours of amusement.

Author : Greg Dean
Publisher : Heinemann Drama
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 27,13 MB
Release : 2000
Category : Performing Arts
ISBN : 9780325001791

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If you think you're funny, and you want others to think so too, this is the book for you! Greg Dean examines the fundamentals of being funny and offers advice on a range of topics, including: writing creative joke material rehearsing and performing routines coping with stage fright dealing with emcees who think they're funnier than you are getting experience and lots more. Essential for the aspiring comic or the working comedian interested in updating his or her comedy routine, Step by Step to Stand-Up Comedy is the most comprehensive and useful book ever written on the art of the stand-up comedian.

Author : J. J. Wiggins
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 110 pages
File Size : 22,45 MB
Release : 2017-11-27
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781973218760

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CARTOONS included with jokes! What do you get when you cross a ghost and a tiger? A booger. What did the kitten say when the vet gave it a shot? "Me, ow!" Why wasn't the turkey at Thanksgiving dinner? Because it was already stuffed. My Favorite Jokes contains hundreds of one-liners that will crack up the entire family. Cute drawings and fun facts will keep kids engrossed in reading for hours. From science to culture to just plain, everyday silliness, this book has everything! Watch your kids laugh, and then watch them learn. This book of hilarious jokes is recommended for kids ages 6 and up. This book contains all-new holiday jokes and the best jokes from "500+ Jokes, Tongue-Twisters, & Fun Facts For Kids!"