[PDF] Modern American Wit Wisdom eBook

Author : Writers of Modern Family,
Publisher : Hyperion
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 31,86 MB
Release : 2012-09-04
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781401324759

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The Hilarious New Book by the Writers of the Emmy-winning Hit Show Modern Family Every week, the families of Modern Family have something to learn. Sometimes it's a lesson about parenting. Other times, it's about surviving marriage--or getting along with the dreaded in-laws. But no matter what, the Pritchetts always find a fresh and incredibly funny way to teach us a little bit about life and love along the way. Now, America's most beloved family has finally opened up their albums and shared some of their favorite quotes, photos, and memories for us to enjoy all over again. Touching on everything from motherhood and teenagers to siblings, school, and love, Modern Family: Wit and Wisdom from America's Favorite Family features some of the funniest lines from the show, including: Claire: Look at them: A minute ago they were babies, and now they're driving, and soon we'll all be dead. Phil: I called the florist and ordered one dozen Mylar balloons. Good luck staying mad, honey. Gloria: I'm Colombian. I know a fake crime scene when I see one. Jay: She's my daughter. You're my wife. Let's remember what's important here: There's a football game on. Mitchell: It's Cameron's turn to be out in the world, interacting with grown-ups while I get to stay at home and plot the death of Dora the Explorer. With exclusive chapter introductions by each family member, this book will leave the show's millions of fans laughing out loud at--and falling even more in love with--the funniest family on television. Created by Steven Levitan and Christopher Lloyd, Modern Family is one of the most popular and critically acclaimed shows on television. The show's writers and actors have won multiple Emmys and Golden Globes, as well as awards from the Screen Actors Guild and Writers Guild of America. The Pritchett family has won a few trophies here and there, but Mitchell destroyed them all in a fit of jealous rage.

Author : Michael Getz
Publisher :
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 43,10 MB
Release : 2016-07
Category :
ISBN : 9781849538411

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"Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic." --Dan Rather "To me, the American Dream is being able to follow your own personal calling." --Maya Lin "Laughter is America's most important export." --Walt Disney With quips, quotes and musings from Abraham Lincoln and Katherine Hepburn to Joan Rivers and Jim Carrey, this book will arm you with the sharpest wit and wisdom in the whole of America.

Author : The writers of Modern Family
Publisher : HarperCollins Australia
Page : 290 pages
File Size : 30,80 MB
Release : 2012-09-05
Category : Performing Arts
ISBN : 1743098634

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Fans of Channel 10's hit MODERN FAMILY -- the No.1 TV show in Australia with 1.1 million consistent viewers -- rejoice! The Pritchetts and Dunphys have got together to share their favourite moments and lessons to learn from and laugh about ... Every week, the characters on MODERN FAMILY have something to learn. And no matter the lesson, they always find a fresh and incredibly funny way to teach us a little bit about life and love as well. Now, America's most beloved family has finally opened up their albums to share some of their favourite photos and memories for us to enjoy all over again. touching on everything from motherhood and teenagers to siblings, school, and love, MODERN FAMILY: WIt AND WISDOMS FROM AMERICA'S FAVOURItE FAMILY features some of the funniest lines from the show including: Claire: Look at them: a minute ago they were babies, and now they're driving, and soon we'll all be dead. Phil: I called the florist and ordered one dozen Mylar balloons. Good luck staying mad, honey. Gloria: I'm Columbian. I know a fake crime scene when I see one. Jay: She's my daughter. You're my wife. Let's remember what's important here: there's a football game on. Mitchell: It's Cameron's turn to be out in the world, interacting with grown-ups while I get to stay at home and plot the death of Dora the Explorer. With exclusive chapter introductions by each family member, this book will leave the show's millions of fans laughing out loud at - and falling even more in love with - the funniest family on television.

Author : David Kendall Simonds
Publisher : Legare Street Press
Page : 270 pages
File Size : 11,48 MB
Release : 2021-09-10
Category :
ISBN : 9781015388291

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