[PDF] Miss Piggys Rules eBook

Author : Louise Gikow
Publisher : Seal Press
Page : 84 pages
File Size : 46,70 MB
Release : 1997
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9780762402113

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Now the goddess of romance herself tells you her secrets for getting what you want, getting rid of what you don't, and getting the most of love, life, and yourself. Move over Ellen and Sherrie, "Miss Piggy's Rules" is the only book you'll need. Spanning the entire are of relationships -- from dating through commitment and out the other side -- this guide is about discovering and landing that object of your desire, turning him into the love of your life, and dealing with him (and yourself) after he has become "the supreme scum of the universe". Divided into 3 sections, "Miss Piggy's Rules'" humorous approach sets you straight on the do's and don'ts of love: -- Dating: The Beginning -- Finding and Getting Mr. Right -- The Relationship -- Getting Mr. Right's Stuff -- The Afterlife -- Getting Rid of Me. Wrong (and Getting on with Your Life!) Plus a special bonus section -- Moi's Guide to Getting Even! (Because sometimes he deserves a good deal more than goodbye.) Included are quizzes, top ten lists on such topics as what to wear and when to call collect, diagram, and charts, and "Dear Piggy", where the expert herself answers your questions.

Author : Henry Beard
Publisher : Alfred a Knopf Incorporated
Page : 113 pages
File Size : 20,49 MB
Release : 1981-01-01
Category : American wit and humor.
ISBN : 9780394519128

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This eclectic spoof of self-help books has the popular Miss Piggy offering advice on beauty, etiquette, finances, love, career planning, cooking, travel, and psychological therapy

Author : Miss Piggy
Publisher : Hyperion
Page : 144 pages
File Size : 50,31 MB
Release : 2009-01-27
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781401323165

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From one of the most famous divas of our time comes The Diva Code: Miss Piggy on Life, Love, and the 10,000 Idiotic Things Men Frogs Do. Over her years of celebritude, Miss Piggy has gleaned, glommed, and garnered much wisdom about what's wrong with everyone else and what's right with her. Now, in the latest book from the Muppets, Miss Piggy is ready to share with vous her best advice on love, fashion, career, attitude, and her secrets of diva-dom! It's time for you to release your inner diva! Get what you deserve! And give others exactly what they deserve! Take, for example, Miss Piggy's insights on a few of the idiotic things men frogs do... HE'S JUST NOT READY TO COMMIT--You give him the pleasure of your company (plus untold hours of prep time) and in return he's not willing to commit to anything. Mention a romantic getaway, a steady and exclusive dating policy, a long-term relationship, marriage . . . and he runs for the exit! WHAT VOUS NEED TO DO: The best defense is a good offense, which means that you must never give up trying to make him commit. Remember: Never stop being offensive. HE'S STATUS OBSESSED--It's all about the label, the fancy car, the platinum-encrusted watch, the vacation place in Gstaad, and the showy perks. WHAT VOUS NEED TO DO: Give moi his number. HE'S A NARCISSIST--This guy can usually be found at the gym defining his triceps, biceps, bicuspids, you name it. And when he's not pumping iron, he's primping in front of the mirror--tweezing, conditioning, moisturizing, and otherwise invading your personal grooming space. WHAT VOUS NEED TO DO: Ask yourself if he's such a hunk that he's worth it. If so, get more mirrors. If not, dump him . . . but get more mirrors anyway. After all, narcissism isn't a bad thing if it's about vous.

Author : Lucy Rosen
Publisher : LB Kids
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 17,34 MB
Release : 2012-04-03
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780316183178

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Kermit announces that there is a big new star coming for the show! Miss Piggy tries to get more details out of him, while the other Muppets imagine who the big guest star will be and worry that it's someone who will steal the show. At first, Piggy thinks this is silly talk-Kermit would never bring in someone to upstage her. She will always be the star of the show...right? © 2011 Disney

Author : William Golding
Publisher : Faber & Faber
Page : 301 pages
File Size : 40,92 MB
Release : 2012-09-20
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 0571290582

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A plane crashes on a desert island and the only survivors, a group of schoolboys, assemble on the beach and wait to be rescued. By day they inhabit a land of bright fantastic birds and dark blue seas, but at night their dreams are haunted by the image of a terrifying beast. As the boys' delicate sense of order fades, so their childish dreams are transformed into something more primitive, and their behaviour starts to take on a murderous, savage significance. First published in 1954, Lord of the Flies is one of the most celebrated and widely read of modern classics. Now fully revised and updated, this educational edition includes chapter summaries, comprehension questions, discussion points, classroom activities, a biographical profile of Golding, historical context relevant to the novel and an essay on Lord of the Flies by William Golding entitled 'Fable'. Aimed at Key Stage 3 and 4 students, it also includes a section on literary theory for advanced or A-level students. The educational edition encourages original and independent thinking while guiding the student through the text - ideal for use in the classroom and at home.

Author : Michael K. Frith
Publisher : Henry Holt & Company
Page : 43 pages
File Size : 17,65 MB
Release : 1984-01-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780030007439

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Miss Piggy takes the reader on a tour of her art museum which houses several muppet masterworks including Gainsborough's "Green Boy."

Author : Kate Foster
Publisher : Puffin Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 13,85 MB
Release : 1997
Category : Toy and movable books
ISBN : 9780140562170

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The show is about to begin and Miss Piggy has lost her red shoe. Never fear, her nephews Andy and Randy will find it--or will they? Young readers can lift the flaps to help the boys find the missing shoe. Full color.

Author : Sara Hoagland Hunter
Publisher : Viking Juvenile
Page : 44 pages
File Size : 18,93 MB
Release : 1995
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9780670861071

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When their dinner at a fancy restaurant ends in embarrassment for Miss Piggy, Kermit tries to make her feel better.

Author : Nichole Perkins
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
Page : 256 pages
File Size : 18,96 MB
Release : 2021-08-17
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 1538702754

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“Hear the dark liquor of her laughter rippling behind her sentences” in this magnetic memoir as it explores a journalist’s obsession with pop culture and the difficulty of navigating relationships as a Black woman through fanfiction, feminism, and Southern mores (Saeed Jones). Pop culture is the Pandora’s Box of our lives. Racism, wealth, poverty, beauty, inclusion, exclusion, and hope -- all of these intractable and unavoidable features course through the media we consume. Examining pop culture’s impact on her life, Nichole Perkins takes readers on a rollicking trip through the last twenty years of music, media and the internet from the perspective of one southern Black woman. She explores her experience with mental illness and how the TV series Frasier served as a crutch, how her role as mistress led her to certain internet message boards that prepared her for current day social media, and what it means to figure out desire and sexuality and Prince in a world where marriage is the only acceptable goal for women. Combining her sharp wit, stellar pop culture sensibility, and trademark spirited storytelling, Nichole boldly tackles the damage done to women, especially Black women, by society’s failure to confront the myths and misogyny at its heart, and her efforts to stop the various cycles that limit confidence within herself. By using her own life and loves as a unique vantage point, Nichole humorously and powerfully illuminates how to take the best pop culture has to offer and discard the harmful bits, offering a mirror into our own lives.

Author : Time-Life Books
Publisher : Time Life Medical
Page : 126 pages
File Size : 16,75 MB
Release : 1996
Category : Cooking
ISBN : 9780783547817

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More than 50 celebrities share their favourite recipes with Miss Piggy. Humorous delivery and well illustrated.