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Author : Bill Cosby
Publisher : Bantam
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 42,87 MB
Release : 1999-08
Category : Children
ISBN : 9780553581263
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Author : Art Linkletter
Publisher : Celestial Arts
Page : 218 pages
File Size : 50,82 MB
Release : 2005-08-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1587612496
Almost 50 years since its first printing, this famous collection of children's wisdom and witticisms is now back in print in a facsimile edition to entertain a whole new generation. KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS! includes the best of the unconsciously funny, everyday thoughts and reactions kids shared with kid-at-heart Art Linkletter on his long-running radio and television series House Party .Gems include tips for conjuring up a sibling: "Give Mommy a lot of real sweet food so she'll get fat -that's how you get a baby ";and hysterical observations: "Our pussycat has got some kittens and I didn't even know she was married. "Illustrated with cartoons by Charles Schulz (yes, that Charles Schulz) and with a new introduction by Bill Cosby, KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS! will prove as popular with the readers of today as it was when it first was published five decades ago.
Author : Art Linkletter
Publisher : Jameson Books (IL)
Page : 180 pages
File Size : 18,79 MB
Release : 1995
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780915463725
Gathers children's humorous and wise observations on diverse subjects, including family, teachers, pets, and religion
Author : Art Linkletter
Publisher : [New York] : B. Geis Associates, distributed by Random House
Page : 200 pages
File Size : 14,53 MB
Release : 1961
Category : American wit and humor
ISBN :
Collection of humorous and outrageous remarks made by children.
Author : Michael Barrymore
Publisher :
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 19,16 MB
Release : 2000
Category : Children
ISBN : 9780233997520
Author : Art Linkletter
Publisher : Celestial Arts
Page : 218 pages
File Size : 48,81 MB
Release : 2005-08-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1587612496
Almost 50 years since its first printing, this famous collection of children's wisdom and witticisms is now back in print in a facsimile edition to entertain a whole new generation. KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS! includes the best of the unconsciously funny, everyday thoughts and reactions kids shared with kid-at-heart Art Linkletter on his long-running radio and television series House Party .Gems include tips for conjuring up a sibling: "Give Mommy a lot of real sweet food so she'll get fat -that's how you get a baby ";and hysterical observations: "Our pussycat has got some kittens and I didn't even know she was married. "Illustrated with cartoons by Charles Schulz (yes, that Charles Schulz) and with a new introduction by Bill Cosby, KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS! will prove as popular with the readers of today as it was when it first was published five decades ago.
Author : Amir Muhammad
Publisher : MATAHARI BOOKS
Page : 121 pages
File Size : 44,15 MB
Release : 2007
Category : Malaysia
ISBN : 9834359667
Author : Nathan Ripperger
Publisher : Ten Speed Press
Page : 98 pages
File Size : 37,87 MB
Release : 2015-09-15
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1607748304
An illustrated gift book that brings to life the universal parenting experience of saying strange and hilarious things to one's kids. As the father of five boys (all under age 10), graphic designer Nathan Ripperger has found himself saying some rather funny, absurd, and downright bizarre things to his children, from "Stop riding that penguin, we're leaving" to "I am NOT talking to you until you are wearing underwear." He created poster-like images for each and posted them online. The response from other parents was overwhelming. With Things I've Said to My Children, Ripperger has assembled around 80 of the funniest, weirdest, and most amusing sayings and paired them with full-color, designed images that bring these outrageously hysterical quotes to life. Covering the essential parenting topics like food, animals, don'ts, and of course, bodily functions, Things I've Said to My Children is a light-hearted illustrated reminder of the shared absurdity of parenthood. Especially for those parents who've ever found themselves uttering some variation of the line, "Please don't eat the goldfish crackers you've put in your butt."
Author : Craig Smith
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 26 pages
File Size : 26,19 MB
Release : 2010
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 0545261244
Kids will love this cumulative and hysterical read-aloud that features a free downloadable song "I was walking down the road and I saw... a donkey, Hee Haw And he only had three legs He was a wonky donkey." Children will be in fits of laughter with this perfect read-aloud tale of an endearing donkey. By the book's final page, readers end up with a spunky hanky-panky cranky stinky-dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey Download the free song at www.scholastic.com/wonkydonkey.
Author : Mary Laura Philpott
Publisher : Atria Books
Page : 304 pages
File Size : 27,83 MB
Release : 2020-04-07
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 1982102810
NATIONAL BESTSELLER A charmingly relatable and wise memoir-in-essays by acclaimed writer and bookseller Mary Laura Philpott, “the modern day reincarnation of…Nora Ephron, Erma Bombeck, Jean Kerr, and Laurie Colwin—all rolled into one” (The Washington Post), about what happened after she checked off all the boxes on a successful life’s to-do list and realized she might need to reinvent the list—and herself. Mary Laura Philpott thought she’d cracked the code: Always be right, and you’ll always be happy. But once she’d completed her life’s to-do list (job, spouse, house, babies—check!), she found that instead of feeling content and successful, she felt anxious. Lost. Stuck in a daily grind of overflowing calendars, grueling small talk, and sprawling traffic. She’d done everything “right” but still felt all wrong. What’s the worse failure, she wondered: smiling and staying the course, or blowing it all up and running away? And are those the only options? Taking on the conflicting pressures of modern adulthood, Philpott provides a “frank and funny look at what happens when, in the midst of a tidy life, there occur impossible-to-ignore tugs toward creativity, meaning, and the possibility of something more” (Southern Living). She offers up her own stories to show that identity crises don’t happen just once or only at midlife and reassures us that small, recurring personal re-inventions are both normal and necessary. Most of all, in this “warm embrace of a life lived imperfectly” (Esquire), Philpott shows that when you stop feeling satisfied with your life, you don’t have to burn it all down. You can call upon your many selves to figure out who you are, who you’re not, and where you belong. Who among us isn’t trying to do that? “Be forewarned that you’ll laugh out loud and cry, probably in the same essay. Philpott has a wonderful way of finding humor, even in darker moments. This is a book you’ll want to buy for yourself and every other woman you know” (Real Simple).