Author : Ted L. Nancy
Publisher :
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 25,29 MB
Release : 2008
Category : American wit and humor
ISBN : 9780980059212
Humour.
Hello Junk Mail!
Ted L. Nancy
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Start with Hello
Shannan Martin
Author : Shannan Martin
Publisher : Revell
Page : 202 pages
File Size : 32,13 MB
Release : 2022-10-11
Category : Religion
ISBN : 1493438948
A simple path to a more deeply connected life You want more. You want to belong to a community that looks out for each other. You believe in your bones we don't have to live detached, distracted, and divided. The question is, How? Shannan Martin invites you into deeper connection through simple resets, such as · Open Door > Perfect Décor. We invite others in, seeking to connect, not impress. · Familiar > Fussy. We serve tacos and pizza like the feasts they are, because fancy is overrated. · Tender > Tough. We greet the world with our hearts exposed and our guards down. Packed with street-level practices and real-talk storytelling, Start with Hello is your field guide for a life of security, camaraderie, and joy. There is no step too small. "As it turns out, there is no them but only us, and this is the book we both want and need to help us find our way back to each other."--Emily P. Freeman, Wall Street Journal bestselling author of The Next Right Thing "Start with Hello is a love letter to community and a call to action toward radical, realistic hospitality."--Osheta Moore, pastor, speaker, and author of Dear White Peacemakers "This book will change you in a way you've been craving to change. It makes being a neighbor, not to mention a person, just so beautifully . . . doable."--Kendra Adachi, New York Times bestselling author of The Lazy Genius Way "This book is lovely, warm, honest. It brims with possibility."--Jen Hatmaker, New York Times bestselling author of Fierce, Free, and Full of Fire
All New Letters from a Nut
Ted L. Nancy
Author : Ted L. Nancy
Publisher : Crown Archetype
Page : 258 pages
File Size : 10,83 MB
Release : 2010-09-07
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0307716295
He's back: the curse of customer service departments everywhere--Ted L. Nancy, letter writer extraordinaire whose imbecilic queries have a way of eliciting equally idiotic answers from some of the world’s biggest companies and dignitaries. From the bestselling author of Letters from a Nut comes the latest collection of seemingly serious but crazed correspondence. All New Letters from a Nut includes more than 200 letters, from bizarre to outright loony requests and compliments written by Mr. Nancy to Icelandic malls, German theme parks, shoe museums, foreign presidents, commode companies, waffle cone businesses, and the Hotel Del Fino in Greece along with their equally sincere but hilarious responses. With his previous books, Ted L. Nancy distinguished himself as America's favorite postal humorist. This latest compilation highlights his comic status through letters to an upscale Amsterdam hotel requesting a room for his 300 hamsters and him to put on his play HAMSTERDAM; to Vons Supermarkets complaining that their Diet Black Cherry soda is sending him paranormal messages; to Armour Meats seeking a 59-foot piece of bologna and a note to the City of Glendale, California, asking for help in starting his new comedy club, THE JOKESTRAP; and many more…. Throughout Ted L. Nancy demonstrates his genius for convincing people his absurd queries are dead serious, demonstrated by the responses he receives. All New Letters From a Nut is unabashedly silly, unapologetically sophomoric, and 100% funny. With a foreword by Jerry Seinfeld
After The Flight
Michael DeBenedictis
Author : Michael DeBenedictis
Publisher : Lulu.com
Page : 134 pages
File Size : 13,4 MB
Release : 2015-03-04
Category : Poetry
ISBN : 1312966947
This collection of poems is the second of Michael DeBenedictis' self-publications, a follow-up to Mr. Swan's Poems. The goal for this sophomore release is to delve deeper, find new ways of communicating, and to expand upon his style, subject matter, and command of the English language. To put it simply, to more colorfully take you a step further into his world and mind. To put it complexly, to present the author to his readers, again, but in a more personal way (short of being face to face) by getting to know his personality, nature, and writer's eccentricities transposed into poetry, down to the words that carry over into the next lines and the pictures of views inside his apartment. All of these poems are original works. The date of the final draft of the compiled, completed work was Tuesday, March 3, 2015.
Teach Yourself VISUALLY Mac Mini
Guy Hart-Davis
Author : Guy Hart-Davis
Publisher : John Wiley & Sons
Page : 354 pages
File Size : 27,40 MB
Release : 2012-08-13
Category : Computers
ISBN : 111849086X
The perfect how-to guide for visual learners Apple?s Mac Mini packs a powerful punch is in a small package, including both HDMI and Thunderbolt ports plus the acclaimed OS X. But if you want to get the very most from all this power and versatility, be sure to get this practical visual guide. With full-color, step-by-step instructions as well as screenshots and illustrations on every page, it clearly shows you how to accomplish tasks rather than burying you in pages of text. Discover helpful visuals and how-tos on the OS, hardware specs, Launchpad, the App Store, multimedia capabilities (such as connecting your Mac Mini to your HDTV and using it as a media center) and more. Helps Mac Mini users get up to speed quickly on the latest and best features, including the major features of the OS X operating system and the new Thunderbolt and HDMI ports Teaches practical techniques using easy-to-follow, step-by-step visuals and brief explanations Features full-color screen shots on every page Covers OS and hardware basics as well as the Launchpad, the App Store, media center capabilities, maintenance, and troubleshooting Helps you surf the web with Safari, organize movies and music in iTunes, take advantage of home theater capabilities, and configure your system for optimum use. Teach Yourself VISUALLY Mac Mini helps you get big results out of your Mac Mini.
More Letters from a Nut
Ted L. Nancy
Author : Ted L. Nancy
Publisher : Bantam
Page : 871 pages
File Size : 43,29 MB
Release : 2013-07-31
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0804149801
Seinfeld. For more than 33 million viewers, the Emmy Award-winning television show has become a Thursday night ritual. Now, even though the show has ended, Jerry Seinfeld's distinct brand of humor can still be yours. Ted L. Nancy's first book, Letters from a Nut, with an introduction by Jerry Seinfeld, now has more than 225,000 copies in print. In More Letters From a Nut, master-prankster Nancy shares even more sidesplittingly funny letters he has written and the unbelievable true responses he has received.
The Gift
Sheldon Cohen
Author : Sheldon Cohen
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
Page : 155 pages
File Size : 18,67 MB
Release : 2013-10
Category : Literary Criticism
ISBN : 1493106384
Short stories by definition are really mini-slices of life. The characters and the plot lines are necessarily brief and should be able to convey to the reader the important ingredients of any story regardless of length. Shelly Cohen, in his distinctive style, has achieved those goals in this collection of stories. At the same time, he will surprise the reader with some very unusual endings " The Gift" is a prime example of his story telling skills. So jump right in and open your mind to this outstanding collection of short stories. Indeed, there's something here for everyone, no matter what your age or literary tastes.
Junk
Melvin Burgess
Author : Melvin Burgess
Publisher : A&C Black
Page : 81 pages
File Size : 45,80 MB
Release : 2009-01-01
Category : Drama
ISBN : 1408118319
Tar loves Gemma, but Gemma doesn't want to be tied down - not to anyone or anything. Gemma wants to fly. But no one can fly forever. One day, somehow, finally you have to come down. Commissioned and produced by Oxford Stage Company, Junk premiered at The Castle, Wellingborough, in January 1998 and went on to tour throughout the UK in 1998 and 1999. "John Retallack's excellent adaptation of Melvin Burgess's controversial Carnegie Medal winning novel is splendidly unpatronising...a truly cautionary tale" (Independent)
Congressional Record
United States. Congress
Author : United States. Congress
Publisher :
Page : 1296 pages
File Size : 38,52 MB
Release : 1967
Category : Law
ISBN :
The Congressional Record is the official record of the proceedings and debates of the United States Congress. It is published daily when Congress is in session. The Congressional Record began publication in 1873. Debates for sessions prior to 1873 are recorded in The Debates and Proceedings in the Congress of the United States (1789-1824), the Register of Debates in Congress (1824-1837), and the Congressional Globe (1833-1873)
Alphabet to Email
Naomi S. Baron
Author : Naomi S. Baron
Publisher : Routledge
Page : 331 pages
File Size : 33,42 MB
Release : 2002-06-01
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
ISBN : 1134663080
In Alphabet to Email Naomi Baron takes us on a fascinating and often entertaining journey through the history of the English language, showing how technology - especially email - is gradually stripping language of its formality. Drawing together strands of thinking about writing, speech, pedagogy, technology, and globalization, Naomi Baron explores the ever-changing relationship between speech and writing and considers the implications of current language trends on the future of written English. Alphabet to Email will appeal to anyone who is curious about how the English language has changed over the centuries and where it might be going.