[PDF] Funny Stories For Nine Year Olds eBook

Author : Richard Byrne
Publisher : Oxford University Press - Children
Page : pages
File Size : 20,4 MB
Release : 2016-09-01
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0192746316

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A book behaving badly! From award-winning Richard Byrne, author of This Book Just Ate My Dog (shortlisted for the Children's Book Award) comes another wonderfully inventive book starring Ben and Bella. It's a funny and original high-concept picture book where the book itself interferes with what happens on the page. Ben has a remote-controlled fire engine but when he presses the buttons on the remote the engine doesn't turn or spin or sound its siren. While Ben and Bella scratch their heads over this, strange things are happening to Bella's dog. It's only when Ben tries the VOICE button that Bella's dog is able to speak, warning them that 'This Book is Out of Control!' Readers get the chance to press the buttons and witness the hilarious slapstick results every time the page is turned. It's an interactive experience for the reader who ultimately has to help in restoring normality.

Author : Jen Carney
Publisher : Penguin UK
Page : 161 pages
File Size : 30,72 MB
Release : 2021-04-15
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0241455456

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Meet Billie Upton Green and her VERY accidental diary - and don't you DARE call her B.U.G! Billie has taken the new girl at school under her wing. She'll teach her the important stuff - Biscuit Laws, Mrs Patterson and of course where to sneakily eat a Jaffa Cake. She might even get invited to the EVENT OF THE YEAR (Billie's mums' are getting married). But then suspicion sets in. The new girl seems VERY close to Billie's best friend Layla. And she knows a LOT about the big school heist - the theft of Mrs Robinson's purse. But, Billie is on to her. Well, as long as Patrick doesn't catch her eating biscuits first. Join Billie in this laugh-out-loud adventure! A sparky, funny new series perfect for fans of Diary of A Wimpy Kid - Daily Mail Jen Carney knows how to make kids laugh . . . and I mean totally unreserved roll-on-the-floor belly laugh. Billie Upton Green is a firm favourite in our house - Emma Mylrea, author of Curse of the Dearmad

Author : Pat Zietlow Miller
Publisher :
Page : 37 pages
File Size : 15,55 MB
Release : 2018-02-06
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1626723214

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A thoughtful picture book illustrating the power of small acts of kindness, from the award-winning author of Sophie's Squash.

Author : Davide Cali
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 37 pages
File Size : 21,68 MB
Release : 2015-03-03
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 145214074X

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First, some giant ants steal breakfast. Then there are the evil ninjas, massive ape, mysterious mole people, giant blob, and countless other daunting (and astonishing) detours along the way to school. Are these excuses really why this student is late? Or is there another explanation that is even more outrageous than the rest? From Davide Cali and Benjamin Chaud, the critically acclaimed author/illustrator team behind I Didn't Do My Homework Because . . . comes a fast-paced, actionpacked, laugh-out-loud story about finding the way to school despite the odds—and the unbelievable oddness! Plus, this is the fixed format version, which will look almost identical to the print version. Additionally for devices that support audio, this ebook includes a read-along setting.

Author : Ned Vizzini
Publisher : Disney Electronic Content
Page : 452 pages
File Size : 19,94 MB
Release : 2010-09-25
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1423141083

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Like many ambitious New York City teenagers, Craig Gilner sees entry into Manhattan's Executive Pre-Professional High School as the ticket to his future. Determined to succeed at life—which means getting into the right high school to get into the right college to get the right job—Craig studies night and day to ace the entrance exam, and does. That's when things start to get crazy. At his new school, Craig realizes that he isn't brilliant compared to the other kids; he's just average, and maybe not even that. He soon sees his once-perfect future crumbling away.

Author : David Shannon
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 38 pages
File Size : 34,78 MB
Release : 2016-08-30
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1338113151

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It's the first day of school, and Camilla discovers that she is covered from head to toe in stripes, then polka-dots, and any other pattern spoken aloud! With a little help, she learns the secret of accepting her true self, in spite of her peculiar ailment.

Author : Helen Paiba
Publisher : Macmillan Children's Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 17,43 MB
Release : 2016-05-31
Category : Children's stories
ISBN : 9781509805013

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Funny Stories For 8 Year Olds is a right and varied selection of wonderfully entertaining stories by some of the very best writers for children. Perfect for reading alone or aloud - and for dipping into time and time againWith stories from Judy Blume, Anne Fine, Dick King Smith, Morris Glleitzman and many more, this book is hours of fantastic fun.

Author : Helen Paiba
Publisher : Macmillan Children's Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 25,33 MB
Release : 2019-05-14
Category : Children
ISBN : 9781529020229

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Funny Stories for 9 Year Olds collected by Helen Paiba is a hilarious treasure trove of funny stories that will make any nine year old laugh. Here are stories that will brighten up the dullest day or the most boring bedtime - and that can be chuckled over again and again.With stories from John Agard, Jamie Rix, Helen Cresswell, Richmal Crompton and many more, this book will provide hours of fantastic fun.Stories include: The Reluctant Dragon and the Wilful Princess The Litter BugAnyone for a Bananaand Oonagh!

Author : Roald Dahl
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 114 pages
File Size : 45,39 MB
Release : 2007-08-16
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1101653019

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From the bestselling author of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and The BFG! Mr. and Mrs. Twit are the smelliest, nastiest, ugliest people in the world. They hate everything—except playing mean jokes on each other, catching innocent birds to put in their Bird Pies, and making their caged monkeys, the Muggle-Wumps, stand on their heads all day. But the Muggle-Wumps have had enough. They don't just want out, they want revenge.