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Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
800+ More silly jokes for kids 6 to 12 to keep them laughing! Calling all comedians! This is the super silly joke-book sequel you've been waiting for! Welcome to The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2—the second installment in this best-selling kid's humor series that's guaranteed to make you a local legend—or, at least, the cleverest coyote on your block! Inside, you'll find hundreds of clean and corny jokes for kids, including knee-slappin' knock-knocks, side-splitting puns, rib-tickling riddles, and a whole lot more! All reading levels are sure to love it on long car rides, family vacations, and around the house. There's also a joke-writing chapter in the back to create your own laughs! The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 features: Jokes galore—Discover family-friendly jokes for kids in every format that are sure to tickle your funny bone! Hilarious images—LOL-funny illustrations make reading engaging for all ages. Fun facts, too!—In every chapter, you'll find Silly Stats to learn a little as you laugh. You're sure to become the toast of the town with The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2!
Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!
Where does a king keep his armies?... ...In his sleevies! Do you have a budding comedian on your hands? Loaded with Knock Knock jokes, riddles, one-liners, tongue twisters and puns, Fun Jokes for Funny Kids will give them hours of new material that will keep kids ages 6-12 rolling in laughter. Knock Knock jokes, riddles, tongue twisters and puns guaranteed to make your kids (and you) laugh out loud. Also includes illustrations and cartoons for extra giggles. Knock Knock. ...Who's there? Boo hoo! ...Boo hoo who? Aww, don't cry--it's just a joke! Knock Knock. ...Who's there? Olive. ...Olive who? Olive you and I don't care who knows it! What do you call an old snowman? ...Water! Which dinosaur knew the most words? ...The thesaurus! What do you call a fish with no eyes? ...fsh! What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! How do turtles talk to each other? By using shell phones! Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed! Why did the spider go to the computer? To check his web site. Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.
Laughter is the best medicine Q. Why did the robbers take a bath before they stole from the bank. A. They wanted a clean getaway Q. Why did the picture go to jail. A. Because he was framed Q. What music are balloons scared of. A. Pop Music The laughter won't stop with Silly Jokes For Kids. With hundreds of one liner jokes, animal jokes and illustrations, this book is sure to have kids rolling on the floor! These good clean jokes are perfect for the young comedian in the family The illustrations provide a visual aid to children who may be quickly tired of simply reading line after line. Children can also color the illustrations Kids can't get enough of laughter so they cant get enough of Peter's hilarious joke books. The best selling book Silly Jokes for Kids will have kids and kids at heart bursting at heart a gut and asking for more. Peter loves spending his spare time with his wife and kids laughing out loud to his jokes
Compiled and edited by kids for kids, 999 Super Silly, Awesomely Hilarious, Funny Bone-Tickling Jokes for Kids promises hours of good, wholesome entertainment for the whole family!
A hilarious joke book for kids ages 5−7, with a funny illustration for every punch line to make sure everyone gets in on the laughs. Get ready to giggle, snort, and LOL! Children love telling jokes. It’s a fun way to combat boredom, improve reading skills, and develop humor. This entertaining collection of jokes goes one step further by including a picture of each and every joke to help little ones understand punch lines that use rhyming or wordplay, logic and critical thinking, and even double meanings. Be prepared to laugh out loud with knock-knock jokes, funny cartoons, and silly puns appropriate for friends and family! Funniest Illustrated Jokes for Kids! includes: • Silly jokes and illustrations: Find 58 hilarious pictures that will have kids rolling over with laughter. • Age-appropriate humor: Discover squeaky-clean punch lines and fun for the whole family. • Bonus joke writing: Practice writing jokes for cartoons and drawing original cartoons for silly one-liners.