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A brilliantly funny Christmas picture book, from the bestselling author of Supertato. Dave loves Christmas. There are friends, presents and, best of all, an ENORMOUS Christmas meal. Including LOTS of Brussel sprouts... Rumble, rumble goes Dave's tummy. Christmas is going to be EXPLOSIVE! Giggles are guaranteed with this fart-filled festive frolic! Perfect for fans of The Dinosaur That Pooped Christmas and Barry the Fish with Fingers.
It's Christmas time in Holly Hill with festive excitement and fun stuff galore! In this fun filled activity book there are lists to be made, presents to be bought, decorations to be hung and goodies to be baked. And when the Topz Gang are involved, even if things don't go quite according to plan, one way or another you can be sure it will be a Christmas to remember!
Are you ITCS yet? For those who don't know, we're talking about being In The Christmas Spirit here. Before you throw this book out of the window, just remember that this is a state of mind that advertisers and manufacturers try very hard to induce in you, and yet the answer is right here, in this little book. Being 'In The Christmas Spirit' is impossible to define. It's a bit like love, you know it when you're in it. Philip has gathered together a whole bunch of stories he's written about Christmases past and present, some factual, some fictional, over the years. Some of these, if you're a regular reader of his ramblings (and we know there are some of you out there...we can hear you breathing) you may recognise from previous collections, although updates have been made where it was sensible to do so. Interspersed with these familiar stories are others that have never previously seen the light of day, including a story featuring Josiah and Archibald, the two fictitious undertakers, written specifically for this collection. We really hope that you get as much enjoyment from reading these stories as we've had gathering them, and that you're ITCS before you can say "Ho, ho, ho!"
For over forty years, John Julius Norwich has been sending out his Christmas Crackers - a personal collection of quirky quotes and literary odds and ends - to his friends instead of a Christmas card. In The Illustrated Christmas Cracker Quentin Blake has made his own selection of favourite pieces and has illustrated them in his own trademark style. From curious dictionary definitions ('Carphology. Delirious fumbling with the bedclothes,' Concise Oxford Dictionary) and tortuous palindromes ('Live dirt up a side-track carted is a putrid evil') to eighteenth-century accounts of drunken pigs and Benjamin Franklin's account of inventing bifocals, this cracker is stuffed with surprising, offbeat, often hilarious gems. Enlivened by Quentin Blake's witty illustrations, this book is the perfect stocking-filler for the discerning customer.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas time? Jungle Bells! What do elves learn at school? The elfabet! What is Santa's dog called? Santa Paws! An illustrated book of Christmas jokes for all young comedians!
"The Fun and Interactive Advent Calendar Alternative for 2022" Combining two of the world’s most beloved Christmas traditions: advent calendars and Christmas crackers, The Ultimate Family Christmas Cracker Book is a fun and exciting new concept in the world of books! It’s a hilarious, yet educational and interactive way to spend time with your family over the Christmas period. Designed with all ages in mind, there are activities, jokes, games and more for every member of the family. From Christmas sudoku to word scrambles and more, there’s holiday magic on every page. The Ultimate Family Christmas Cracker Book is the latest book from leading non-fiction author, Jenny Kellett. Her colourful and engaging books have entertained children and adults for nearly 10 years. 25-Day Advent Calendar Enjoy turning a new page every day—just make sure not to peek ahead! Each day is chock-full of timeless fun facts, quizzes and more. Unlike traditional advent calendars, the book is perfect for keeping as a memory of each holiday season. Christmas Book Features: - 130 Beautifully-designed full-colour pages - Family-friendly - Daily Silly Christmas Jokes - Daily Christmas Trivia Quiz - Daily Fun Facts - 12 Family-Friendly Activity Pages - Exclusive Christmas competition at the end of the book - Independently published What better way to start the holiday season?! Scroll up to order your copy today for 25 days of guaranteed laughs and fun!