[PDF] Adventures Of A Wonky Eyed Boy eBook

Author : Jason Byrne
Publisher : Gill & Macmillan Ltd
Page : 397 pages
File Size : 44,67 MB
Release : 2016-09-16
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 071717039X

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A hilarious childhood memoir from one of Ireland's funniest comedians. '"Mrs Byrne, you've a beautiful, very pale, ginger-haired baby boy with a wonky eye." As she was handed me by the midwife, my mother wept for all the wrong reasons. She could have shagged a platypus and I still would have come out better than this.' So begins Jason Byrne's Adventures of a Wonky-Eyed Boy, a laugh-out-loud memoir that captures the childhood adventures of an accident-prone youngster in 1970s and 1980s suburban Dublin. It was a time when your brother persuaded you to eat the grease behind the cooker by telling you it was caramel, your house was blown up by lightning, your dad mixed up the toothpaste and the 'arse-cream', and you fell asleep on Sunday nights to the sound of one of the neighbours - who were all named Paddy - drunkenly singing 'Magic Moments' in the good front room. All of this while trying to stop your wonky eye from giving the game away. Jason Byrne's childhood adventures are nostalgic, heart-warming and, above all, hilarious.

Author : Jason Byrne
Publisher : Gill & Macmillan Ltd
Page : 378 pages
File Size : 26,44 MB
Release : 2023-09-28
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 0717198588

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Jason Byrne is 17. He has his Leaving Cert under his belt but no idea what to do next. Who better to ask for advice than his dad, Paddy Byrne? There's a (very) short stint studying accountancy (he was asked to leave); a FÁS course with juvenile prisoners to become a waiter (his wonky eye was not an advantage); and a job in a lighting warehouse (it ended with a collapsed lung). But no matter the problem, Paddy is always there with a whiskey, a smoke and a wise word: 'Sure, that's life, son. Just don't tell your mother.' Follow Jason's hilarious journey to becoming one of Ireland's best-loved comedians in a laugh-out loud book that is a celebration of a generation, of life and of Jason's wonderful relationship with his dad, Paddy Byrne – the man who never gave a b*llix.

Author : Jason Byrne
Publisher : Gill & Macmillan Ltd
Page : 206 pages
File Size : 36,7 MB
Release : 2019-09-27
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 0717187950

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Onion O'Brien is in trouble – again! This time he and the rest of the Five O's are trying to stop the destruction of the Valley, the local waste ground where they hang out. But Mayor Ronald Bump has other ideas – he wants to build new apartments, and he sets local guards The Ferg and Judge on the children. As if things weren't bad enough, there's a new teacher who's acting very suspiciously. The Five O's can find out his secret if they manage to win the school talent contest. There's only one problem – they are completely talentless. Then there's the discovery of the head of Ned Belly, and the local legend that claims he had hidden treasure ... Will the Five O's manage to outwit The Ferg and Judge, and Ronald Bump, and the new teacher, and solve the mystery of the head of Ned Belly, and save their precious Valley?

Author : James Cruce Henry
Publisher :
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 44,46 MB
Release : 2016-11
Category : JUVENILE FICTION
ISBN : 9781939368102

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The Adventures of Willy Nilly & Thumper (Book 4)

Author : Aileen Cox Blundell
Publisher : Gill & Macmillan Ltd
Page : 575 pages
File Size : 32,33 MB
Release : 2019-03-15
Category : Cooking
ISBN : 0717181685

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Over 150 recipes suitable for baby-led weaning Aileen Cox Blundell is a mother of three and the creative force behind Baby-Led Feeding, the multi-award-winning baby-led weaning food blog, which shares natural and wholesome recipes for babies that the entire family will love. Aileen's first book, The Baby-Led Feeding Cookbook, was a number one bestseller. Now, in her second book, she deals with all of the challenges that parents face on their feeding journeys, especially fussy eaters and getting children to eat more vegetables! Discover 150 delicious recipes suitable for everyone in the family, including weaning babies. Expand your range of dinnertime 'go-tos' with dishes like Slow-Cooker Stew, Moroccan Turkey Meatballs and Baby-Friendly Chicken Tikka Masala. Explore fantastic, easy ideas for the everyday lunchbox, and nail the art of advance meal preparation and efficient food shopping with this gorgeous and practical family cookbook.

Author : Yu BuZhou
Publisher : Funstory
Page : 867 pages
File Size : 19,46 MB
Release : 2020-09-23
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1636662056

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Tang Chuan, the heir to the imperial family, was ordered by four beautiful mothers to find the precious treasure of the Apricot Forest, the "Nine Stars Needle". At the same time, he helped his fiancée, who he had never met, dissolve her yin and yang body, but because of the misunderstanding, Tang Chuan stayed at Zhou's house.

Author : Louise Rennison
Publisher : Harper Collins
Page : 340 pages
File Size : 25,14 MB
Release : 2009-10-06
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 006197546X

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Let the overseas snogfest begin! Georgia and Jas are off to Hamburger-a-gogo land! Georgia plans to track down Masimo, the Italian-American dreamboat, but after a long week in America, she only succeeds in learning importantish things -- like how to ride a bucking bronco. Will Georgia reel in the Italian dreamboat? Or is she destined to live forever all aloney on her owney?

Author : Jack London
Publisher : e-artnow
Page : 1596 pages
File Size : 13,54 MB
Release : 2017-10-06
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8027220904

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This unique collection of the greatest sea adventures of Jack London has been designed and formatted to the highest digital standards. Contents: The Cruise of the Dazzler The Sea-Wolf Adventure A Son of the Sun The Mutiny of the Elsinore The Cruise of the Snark Tales of the Fish Patrol White and Yellow The King of the Greeks A Raid on the Oyster Pirates The Siege of the "Lancashire Queen" Charley's Coup Demetrios Contos Yellow Handkerchief South Sea Tales The House of Mapuhi The Whale Tooth Mauki "Yah! Yah! Yah!" The Heathen The Terrible Solomons The Inevitable White Man The Seed of McCoy Jack London (1876-1916) was an American novelist, journalist, and social activist. His amazing life experience also includes being an oyster pirate, railroad hobo, gold prospector, sailor, war correspondent and much more. He wrote adventure novels & sea tales, stories of the Gold Rush, tales of the South Pacific and the San Francisco Bay area - most of which were based on or inspired by his own life experiences.

Author : Jack London
Publisher : Namaskar Book
Page : 209 pages
File Size : 15,80 MB
Release : 2024-02-02
Category : Fiction
ISBN :

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Embark on daring journeys and survival challenges with Jack London's captivating tales that celebrate the indomitable spirit of adventure. Embark on a thrilling journey into the wild with Jack London's timeless classic, Adventure. Join the protagonist as they navigate the harsh landscapes, facing the untamed forces of nature and the primal instincts that dwell within. As London's narrative unfolds, experience the adrenaline of adventure and the raw beauty of the wilderness. Each page is a chapter in the story of survival, inviting readers to feel the pulse of the great outdoors and confront the challenges that define the human spirit. But here's the stirring question that will ignite your sense of exploration: What if the adventures within London's tale mirrored the untamed landscapes of your own life? Could you find inspiration in the protagonist's journey and discover the courage to face the unknown? Explore short and captivating paragraphs that capture the essence of London's storytelling. Feel the rush of excitement as the protagonist ventures into uncharted territory, embracing the unpredictable twists of their adventure. Are you ready to immerse yourself in the heart-pounding excitement of Adventure? Let London's words transport you to the wild landscapes where survival is a test of courage and resilience. This is more than a story; it's an invitation to embrace the adventures that await you on the uncharted paths of life. Seize the opportunity to live your own adventure. Secure your copy now, and let the gripping narrative of Adventure be your guide through a world of exploration, danger, and discovery.

Author : Jack London
Publisher : Good Press
Page : 1606 pages
File Size : 49,83 MB
Release : 2024-01-16
Category : Fiction
ISBN :

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In 'THE SEA ADVENTURES - Boxed Set: 20+ Maritime Novels & Tales of Seas and Sailors' by Jack London, readers are immersed in a collection of gripping maritime stories that showcase London's exceptional storytelling abilities and vivid imagery. Set against the backdrop of the sea, London expertly captures the challenges, dangers, and allure of life at sea, making the reader feel as though they are experiencing the adventures firsthand. The collection spans a range of genres, from thrilling sea tales to poignant stories of survival, all written in London's distinctive style that blends realism with adventure. London's deep understanding of the ocean and sailing brings authenticity to each narrative, creating a rich literary experience for readers. 'THE SEA ADVENTURES' is a timeless collection that continues to captivate audiences with its exploration of the sea's mysteries and the resilience of sailors.