[PDF] 101 Pickle Jokes eBook

Author : Bee Bailey
Publisher :
Page : 94 pages
File Size : 42,3 MB
Release : 2017-11-27
Category : Wit and humor, Juvenile
ISBN : 9781973275671

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"The Monster Book of Pickle Jokes is sure to pickle your funny bone. With dill-ights on every page, this is a book you will really relish reading!"--Page 4 of cover.

Author : Alex Gall
Publisher : Balboa Press
Page : 303 pages
File Size : 39,68 MB
Release : 2016-02-23
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1504332539

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Jokes 101 is a new and different view of the best jokes and interesting observations on 107 separate topics from accountants to zombies. If you are looking for funny, clean jokes on a specific topic, just select the jokes that best suit your purpose. If you are required to say a few words or give a speech, a well-chosen joke or observation will put your audience in a more receptive mood and make your appearance unforgettable and unique. If you’re talking to a group of barbers, try, “I received an expensive comb as a gift. I thanked my girlfriend and said, ‘I’ll never part with it.’” When speaking to a group of doctors, what can you say? Knowing the current zombie craze, try, “When he told the ladies that he was Doctor Jekyll, they all wanted to Hyde.” When speaking about family, try, “Here’s a statement that breaks a mother’s heart: ‘Mommy, I missed the school bus.’” If singing is a topic, try, “My daughter sang a duet with our dog; it was a howling success.” That’s enough punishment for now. Will you be a hit, the proverbial life of the party, based on your singularly entertaining and informative discussions or speeches using the jokes or observations stolen from this, in all modesty, semibombastic, fantastic material in Jokes 101? PS: I don’t know anyone who can do me a bit of good, so no important person has endorsed this book; you’ll just have to think positive.

Author : Editors of Ulysses Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 112 pages
File Size : 47,56 MB
Release : 2024-01-02
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1646046137

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101 Silly Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids is filled with funny knock-knocks, lighthearted puns, and delightful gut-busters that kids will love reading, sharing, and telling. Discover the ultimate laugh-out-loud joke book for kids that's all about celebrating Valentine’s Day! Inside, kids will find clean, fun jokes like: Why did the silly boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending? Because they needed to be ad-dressed! Why do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Because they are very scentimental. Where did Mr. Cow take Mrs. Cow on a Valentine’s Day date? To the Moooovies! A poem for Valentine's Day: Roses are red, poppies are red, The grass is red, Oh no! My yard is on fire! What did the dubstep Valentine's Day card say? I wub you! . . . .And many more!

Author : Jack Goldstein
Publisher : Andrews UK Limited
Page : 19 pages
File Size : 33,79 MB
Release : 2013-06-11
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1783330767

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This side-splitting collection of 101 of the best food jokes you have ever heard pasta be Jack Goldstein's funniest book yet! The master of comedy has prepared a sumptuous banquet of hilarity that will have the whole family laughing. Organised into categories so you have a food joke for every course, this is an ideal addition to any budding comedian's bookshelf. What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie. Bon appetit!

Author : David Roth
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 147 pages
File Size : 25,14 MB
Release : 2023-05-02
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1797216449

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As seen on THE TODAY SHOW! A 2023 Good Housekeeping Kids Book Award Pick! Want to write your own jokes? This book shows you how! Packed with fun-filled illustrations, easy-to-follow exercises, and sample jokes, this humorous how-to joke book for kids proves that with a little elbow grease, anyone can write jokes that really make people LOL. Covering everything from surprise to wordplay to visual jokes―plus tips on how to perform a joke so it lands―LOL 101 is the approachable and (of course) funny guide for any kid ready to channel their inner comedian. FUN-FILLED ACTIVITY: Never before has a book for kids so clearly distilled joke-writing into such simple—and fun—steps! This book will have kids excited to channel their creativity and silliness into clever jokes that will make friends and family LOL. EASY TO READ: Highly visual and perfect for reluctant readers, this lighthearted guide makes it easy for any kid to start cooking up jokes right away. TONS OF NEW JOKES: This book is packed with joke examples, giving young joke tellers plenty of new material even before they start crafting their own. CONFIDENCE BUILDING: Telling jokes and spreading laughter helps kids make friends, build social skills, and have fun. Writing and telling their own jokes encourages kids to grow their confidence and stretch their creative muscles! GREAT FOR LEARNING: This book naturally introduces subjects like wordplay, contrast, surprise, imagery, storytelling, hyperbole, and even speech and performance. This book is also the perfect classroom tool to get kids learning and laughing. Perfect for: Kids joke book fans and joke-loving children of all ages Young writers and performers Parents and gift-givers seeking activity books for kids who love humor, stand-up, and other comic arts Teachers looking for unique ways to teach creative writing

Author : Gregory de la Cruz
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 43,2 MB
Release : 2023-07-04
Category :
ISBN :

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Get ready for a hilariously good time in "111 Pickleball Jokes!" This book will serve up a volley of laughter that's sure to score points with both beginners and seasoned players of this addictive, ever-growing sport. Inside, you'll find an arsenal of puns, one-liners, and wisecracks that will have you laughing harder than a pickleball player who missed an easy dink. Discover jokes that take a wacky swing at pickleball lingo, the universal struggle of getting out of the kitchen, and even the infamous mid-game disagreements over score counting. Curious about what a dill pickle says to the ball? Want to know why pickleball players make terrible bakers? Or perhaps you're just itching to know why pickleball courts are always so clean? Dive into this book and find answers drenched in humor. Whether you're a pickleball whiz, a recreational player, or someone who thought this was a cookbook about pickles, "111 Pickleball Jokes" is sure to serve you a delicious platter of laughter. It's game, set, match for boredom when you've got this treasury of fun by your side! So, strap on your sneakers, grab a paddle, and prepare for a smashingly good time. You're about to discover that pickleball isn't just a sport that's fun to play; it's also a blast to laugh about! Be warned, though: Side-splitting humor may affect your game, leading to uncontrollable laughter on the court! Makes a Great Gift

Author : Editors of Ulysses Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 105 pages
File Size : 30,40 MB
Release : 2024-06-04
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1646046951

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Laugh out loud with this book filled hilarious, clean, and silly jokes for kids ages 5 to 10. Packed with knee-slapping jokes and tongue-twisting fun, this joke book is the perfect companion for kids who love to laugh and entertain. Whether you're on a road trip, hosting a sleepover, or simply hanging out in the backyard, 101 Silly Jokes for Kids guarantees to bring smiles, laughter, and maybe even a few eye-rolls from parents and siblings! What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt a little funny Why was the man mad at the clock? He was ticked off! How was the snow globe feeling? A little bit shaken What starts with a P and ends with an E and has thousands of letters? The Post Office!