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This wickedly funny compendium of today's top humorists combines just the right mix of brevity and levity. Includes anecdotes, rants, lists, and rulings on various pet peeves and annoyances by Henry Alford, Andy Borowitz, Merrill Markoe, Bob Smith, and others.
Join Ned Boulting as he reports on his dozen-th Tour de France, an event in which blokes do amazing things on bikes, and, we’re oft told, the biggest annual sporting event in the world. 101 Damnations is a chance to relive the 2014 race, stage for stage, fall after fall, tantrum by tantrum; just the good bits mind, without all the aerial shots of castles. Or sunflowers. (Though it does wax lyrical about some stunning Alpine scenery . . . and, with the race starting in Yorkshire, even some stunning scenery not far from Bradford). From Leeds to Paris (how often do you say that?), Ned details the minutiae of his encounters with the likes of Vincenzo Nibali, David Millar, Chris Froome, Chris Boardman (or ‘Broadman’ as some would have it), Marcel Kittel, Mrs Cavendish (Mark’s wife), Peter Sagan and the rest. Their endeavours, achievements, humour and occasional rancour, sit alongside his own decade-long quest for the ideal end-of-race T-shirt. Ned weaves together the interesting, amusing and unheralded threads of the race itself, and reflects on his own perennial struggle to get round, get on and get by. 101 Damnations encapsulates all that is incredible – and incredibly ordinary – about the greatest race on earth.
So, there's this dragon. Well, it's not a real dragon, more of a, um, virtual dragon. The Thaumaturgical Physicists of Losa Llamas want it as security. Their real mistake was employing Cheiro Mancini, alchemist and Virtual Ecology Technician (VET for short), to install it. I mean, if it wasn't for him the Scroles wouldn't have been disturbed, and the Damnations would have stayed under control, and as for the Prime Evil ... In 101 Damnations, Andrew Harman introduces a whole new set of characters to the twin kingdoms of Rhyngill and Cranachan - and proves that they are just as incompetent as his previous heroes!
Dear flappable reader: Do you bristle at a handshake that resembles a limp fish? Do oblivious pedestrians bring you to the brink? What about museum gift shops, superfluous courtesy (do we need a gas pump to show us gratitude?), behemoth SUVS, or inexplicable operating manuals? Have you had it with screeching leaf blowers, beseeching telemarketers, escalating movie-ticket prices, or proliferating celebrity magazines? Is it children's choirs or karaoke singers, waiters bearing pepper grinders or dinner guests blathering on about salt, that drives you to distraction? For anyone who has recognized that this peaceful kingdom of ours has more than a few potholes, 101 Damnations is the perfect companion. It's your ticket to the nine circles of personal hell. Armed with wit, bewilderment, and words to the wise ass, today's leading humorists conduct a brief tour of the trivial and often universal exasperations we all must endure. Among the damning, Henry Alford reveals our wanton desire to affect Britishisms. Sandra Tsing Loh has it in for people who forward "funny" e-mails. Once and for all, Merrill Markoe sets forth cell phone etiquette. And there are many, many others. Ninety-eight to be exact. Make yourself comfortable. Misery loves company.
Dalmatians Perdita and Pongo are going to a neighborhood party for a few hours with their human pets. Perdita is worried about leaving their fifteen puppies behind, but Pongo assures her they will be just fine with Nanny looking after them. But when Nanny takes the puppies to a playground, no one notices Lucky chase a butterfly over a wall and away from the playground! What sort of trouble will he get into? Don't miss this hilarious story as Lucky enjoys his busy day around town.
Author : Editors of Studio Fun International Publisher : Studio Fun International Page : 34 pages File Size : 34,62 MB Release : 2020-07-14 Category : Juvenile Fiction ISBN : 0794444628
This classic tale features more than 40 stickers and everyone’s favorite spotted pups! When Pongo and Perdita’s puppies are captured by Cruella De Vil, it’s up to them to save the little Dalmatians—along with 84 more puppies! This fully illustrated storybook retells the classic story of Disney’s 101 Dalmatians, and includes more than 40 stickers featuring character favorites.
Read along with Disney! There are more than 101 things to love about Disney's 101 Dalmatians! Fall in love with Pongo, Perdita, and their adorable puppies in this film retelling.
Pongo, Perdita, and their puppies embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Follow along as the Dalmatians escape the clutches of the evil Cruella De Vil and her henchmen. Real character voices and spectacular sound effects add to the fun in this adorable storybook.