[PDF] The Hilarious Pig eBook

Author : James E. Berlin
Publisher : AuthorHouse
Page : 209 pages
File Size : 15,23 MB
Release : 2017-07-17
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 152469181X

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After college and active marine corps duty, the author began his journalism career as a reporter and popular humor columnist for a Michigan newspaper. At age twenty-four, he became the youngest nationally syndicated columnist in US history. Eleven years later, he followed his heart and became a street cop in one of Americas largest cities. The stories here, true, firsthand accounts drawn from his life behind the badge, offer an uncensored glimpse into the hearts and minds of the thin blue line. If you seek the politically correct, look elsewhere. This book was written under fire, between shifts and on weekends while the author was still a working street cop. His experiences range from outrageously funny to deeply moving, but all are as they occurred. And all are wonderfully entertaining.

Author : Aaron Blabey
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 30 pages
File Size : 19,36 MB
Release : 2018-01-30
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1338285904

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A hilarious book about learning to share from the much-loved, award-winning author and illustrator Aaron Blabey. Pig is a greedy and selfish Pug. He has all the bouncy balls, bones, and chew toys a dog could ever want, yet he refuses to share with his poor friend, Trevor. Little does he know, however, that being greedy has its consquences. Join Pig as he learns to share -- the hard way!Young readers will love the irresistbly quirky and funny illustrations that are paired with a relatable lesson of learning to share with others. For dog and pet lovers everywhere.

Author : Johnny Laughing
Publisher :
Page : 40 pages
File Size : 39,61 MB
Release : 2016-06-13
Category :
ISBN : 9781534636590

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Funny Pig Jokes! The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and pig jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This joke book contains over 100 funny pig jokes! WARNING: This MASSIVE assortment of pig jokes is extremely hilarious and will cause oinking and snorting. Don't be a hog. Share the laughter! Q: Did you hear about the pig that opened a pawn shop? A: He called it Ham Hocks! OINK! OINK! Q: What do you call a pig thief? A: A hamburglar! OINK! OINK! Q: Why can't there be a Santa Pig? A: Pigs don't fly and pigs don't fit down a chimney! OINK! OINK! Q: Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher? A: He was an old boar (bore)! OINK! OINK! Q: Why did the pigs go to the casino? A: To play slop machines! 100+ funny and hilarious pig jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults! Your pig friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This collection of pig and hog jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about pig will make everyone giggle and erupt with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your snout on a copy today. OINK OINK!

Author : Astrid Lindgren
Publisher :
Page : 181 pages
File Size : 35,99 MB
Release : 2020
Category : Children's stories
ISBN : 9780192776242

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Whether he's teaching his pet pig to dance, being chased by a mad cow or wrestling a robber, Emil's adventures never stop. Hens, dogs, little sisters - and adults - all flee his path. But Emil doesn't mean to be bad, it's just that trouble - and fun - follow him wherever he goes.A collection of utterly engaging tales from one of the world's best-loved children's authors.

Author : Faye Kanouse
Publisher : Castle Point Books
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 34,68 MB
Release : 2019-10-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1250256429

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A coiffed and blustery pig has shoved his way into the White House! A cleverly worded and illustrated picture book, this is the adult parody of the beloved children’s cautionary tale, If You Give a Pig a Pancake. Watch in dismay as the presidential pig gets into trouble, binges on too much Fox News and fast food, and cavalierly threatens national security. If You Give a Pig the White House both lovingly caricatures the original children's book series and shows just what can happen when a greedy anti-hero tracks his hooves all over America.

Author : Steve Jenkins
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
Page : 199 pages
File Size : 33,78 MB
Release : 2016-05-31
Category : Pets
ISBN : 1455560774

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Unlikely pig owners Steve and Derek got a whole lot more than they bargained for when the designer micro piglet they adopted turned out to be a full-sized 600-pound sow! This funny, inspirational story shows how families really do come in all shapes and sizes. In the summer of 2012, Steve Jenkins was contacted by an old friend about adopting a micro piglet. Though he knew his partner Derek wouldn't be enthusiastic, he agreed to take the adorable little pig anyway, thinking he could care for her himself. Little did he know, that decision would change his and Derek's lives forever. It turned out there was nothing "micro" about Esther, and Steve and Derek had actually signed on to raise a full-sized commercial pig. Within three years, Tiny Esther grew to a whopping 600 pounds. After some real growing pains and a lot of pig-sized messes, it became clear that Esther needed much more space, so Steve and Derek made another life-changing decision: they bought a farm and opened the Happily Ever Esther Farm Sanctuary, where they could care for Esther and other animals in need. Funny, heartwarming, and utterly charming, Esther the Wonder Pig follows Steve and Derek's adventure--from reluctant pig parents to farm-owning advocates for animals. NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER AMAZON BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR

Author : Aaron Blabey
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 32,55 MB
Release : 2018-03-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1338285939

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A hysterical and cautionary tale about stealing the show from the award-winning and bestselling creator of the Pig the Pug series. The world's most self-centered pug wants to be the star of a fun photo shoot. He pushes his good friend, Trevor, out of the way and hogs all of the costumes. He is going to be the star! But when the photographer starts to favor Trevor, Pig must try everything to steal back the show!Rich with laugh-out-loud rhyming text and hysterical pug-eyed illustrations, Pig the Star is destined for stardom!

Author : Emer Stamp
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 200 pages
File Size : 10,78 MB
Release : 2015-04-28
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0545694671

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This laugh-out-loud funny debut will please boys, girls, pigs, vegetarian farmers, ducks--everyone save for evil chickens. This is me. I is Pig! If you is reading this, you can read Pig, and you is very clever. Unless you is an Evil Chicken, in which case, don't read this!Pig is troubled. Usually, life on the Farm is pretty good. He has yummy slops, a true friend in Duck, mud to roll in, and Farmer to scratch his back and call him Roast Pig (his special nickname). But the Evil Chickens are up to something evil, involving a tractor-rocket. And Duck has something else to show his porcine friend: a shed where Farmer prepares to eat Pig for dinner!What can Pig do? If he goes in the Chickens' trocket, he might run out of slops. If he stays, he'll become sausages and bacon. But if Pig and Duck can come up with a plan that involves the chicken house, the trocket, some itchy sheep, and an imaginary fox--maybe they can fix the Farm...or maybe they'll land in even more trouble. Don't miss the hysterically funny debut from Emer Stamp and Pig!

Author : David McPhail
Publisher : Turtleback Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 11,9 MB
Release : 1999
Category : Stories in rhyme
ISBN : 9780613195324

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Rhyming text and illustrations describe all the accomplishments of the capable Can-Do Pigs.

Author : Aaron Blabey
Publisher : Scholastic UK
Page : 28 pages
File Size : 42,61 MB
Release : 2016-05-05
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1407171992

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From award-winning creator of PIG THE PUG (9781407154985) comes a brand new tale about the world's greediest pug. Pig the Pug is back and this time he is being a great big cheat. But when his latest attempt to beat his best friend, Trevor, backfires will Pig the Pug learn his lesson at last?