[PDF] My Bum Is So Christmassy eBook

Author : Dawn McMillan
Publisher :
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 34,5 MB
Release : 2022-09-20
Category : Buttocks
ISBN : 9781990042270

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My bum will look jolly, wearing some holly, but ... what if I have to sit? It's Christmas time and there's excitement galore at the house of the boy with red pants! All the family is there to celebrate, but ... something isn't right. It's his bum of course! It's plain, when and he wants to zing it and bling it! He imagines all the ways he could decorate it - some Christmas stockings? Some reindeer and snowflakes that glow in the night? Best of all would be- a Christmas tree would make for a truly stunning bum! Then he thinks again. Is having the most decorated bum the most important thing at Christmas time? Santa may just have the answer. Join the popular character from I Need a New Bum! as he finds the real meaning of Christmas. learning

Author : Dawn McMillan
Publisher : Courier Dover Publications
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 42,79 MB
Release : 2019-10-16
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0486844234

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The inventive young hero from the bestselling I Need a New Butt! is back and this time he has accidentally glued a serving tray to his behind — and it's great for sliding down hills, surfing big waves, and other booty-full fun. Now all his friends want one too!

Author : Dawn McMillan
Publisher : Courier Dover Publications
Page : 19 pages
File Size : 41,94 MB
Release : 2022-09-14
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0486851281

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Celebrate Christmas with everyone's favorite character from the bestselling Butt book series! This delightful rhyming story follows our inventive young hero as he dreams about dressing up his plain backside in something festive "with layers and layers of green, with baubles that glow, bows in a row, and a star where it's easily seen!" Will he get his wish? Kids will find out as they giggle all the way through this sweet holiday story.

Author : Dawn McMillan
Publisher : Courier Dover Publications
Page : 19 pages
File Size : 26,85 MB
Release : 2021-01-06
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0486848787

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Everyone’s favorite character from the bestselling I Need a NEW BUTT! and I Broke MY BUTT! is back with a new problem — his butt is too noisy! Follow our hero’s hilarious adventures in the latest and loudest sequel by Dawn McMillan and Ross Kinnaird.

Author : Dawn Mcmillan
Publisher :
Page : pages
File Size : 19,28 MB
Release : 2021-02-02
Category :
ISBN : 9780947506810

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My bum is so noisy. My bum brings me shame. It makes weird noises and I get the blame. This poor kid really has trouble with his bum. This time he's in a fix because some strange noises uproariously and unpredictably issue from his behind! There's tooting and hooting, and burping and slurping, and popping and squeaking when Auntie is speaking. But Mum and Dad love their boy and they refuse to make a fuss. And see what happens when he is talent-spotted (or talent-heard) by movie scouts ... Join the popular character from I Need a New Bum! and I've Broken my Bum! when he discovers he has the loudest, the proudest, the most uproarious, victorious, sound-system backside!

Author : Dawn McMillan
Publisher : Courier Dover Publications
Page : 99 pages
File Size : 47,88 MB
Release : 2021-08-18
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0486848639

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I need a new butt!: A rhyming story about a young boy who, upon noticing that his butt has a huge crack, sets off to find a new butt.

Author : Dawn McMillan
Publisher : Oratia Media Ltd
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 11,32 MB
Release : 2012-09-03T00:00:00Z
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1877514578

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I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.

Author : Dawn McMillan
Publisher : Breakwater Books
Page : 38 pages
File Size : 33,37 MB
Release : 2006
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781894377232

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The answer to one of life's mysteries is now revealed - why exactly do dogs sniff bottoms? This delightfully funny account is brought to life through witty verse and hilarious illustrations which perfectly capture the rhythm of the verse.Winner of the Children's Choice Award at the New Zealand Post Children's Book Awards in 2003.

Author : Dawn McMillan
Publisher : Courier Dover Publications
Page : 35 pages
File Size : 24,30 MB
Release : 2019-05-15
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0486832481

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A strong gust of wind sweeps Doctor Grundy's best undies—brand-new, and decorated with tiger stripes and tiger eyes off the clothesline. The unusual undergarments go flapping out to sea and across many different lands. Who will get to keep them? A cracked crew of pirates? A silly Scottish bagpiper? You'll find out in this fun-filled and irreverent world tour. The adventure is XXL, just like the fabulous undies, and loaded with clever rhymes and winsome pictures by the bestselling team of storyteller Dawn McMillan and illustrator Ross Kinnaird, the cheeky creators of I Need A New Butt!

Author : Katie Kirby
Publisher : Quercus
Page : 369 pages
File Size : 30,30 MB
Release : 2017-11-28
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1635060451

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The perfect gift, this book is not a how-to guide. It won't tell you how to get your baby to sleep, how to deal with toddler tantrums, how to be a good parent, a cool parent, or even a renegade parent. It's a book about parenting that contains absolutely no useful advice whatsoever. Instead, Hurrah for Gin shares beautifully honest anecdotes and illustrations from the parenting front line that demonstrate it is perfectly possible to love your children with the whole of your heart while finding them incredibly irritating at the same time. From pregnancy to starting school, Hurrah for Gin takes you through the exciting, frustrating, infuriating, and wonderful whirlwind of parenthood, offering solidarity and a friendly hug after a tough day. Best served with gin.