[PDF] 1001 Insults Put Downs Comebacks eBook

Author : Steven D. Price
Publisher : Rowman & Littlefield
Page : 361 pages
File Size : 38,34 MB
Release : 2007-04-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1599216566

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“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.”—Groucho Marx An insult can be offensive and infuriating, but it means nothing if you have a better comeback. 1001 Insults, Put-Downs, and Comebacks gathers together the very sharpest of these barbs from a wide variety of sources, with some of the wickedest put-downs from the literary, political, and entertainment worlds, along with many others.

Author : Knock Knock Book Staff
Publisher :
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 13,40 MB
Release : 2008
Category : Invective
ISBN : 9781601060587

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The 'Lines For All Occasions' series provides a superb collection of these much needed phrases for all manner of breakup, rejection, excuse, lie, come-on, or insult situations - ranging from the diplomatic to the downright bridge burning.

Author : Steven D. Price
Publisher : Rowman & Littlefield
Page : 333 pages
File Size : 49,63 MB
Release : 2006-11-01
Category : Reference
ISBN : 1599216663

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Here are a thousand and one laugh-out-loud quotes, quips and jokes, all in one packed volume. From politicians to sports legends, Hollywood stars to Miss USA contestants, comedians are not the only ones tickling our funny bones and showing us the lighter side of life. *Great impulse buy*The 1001 Series books are Lyons Press bestsellers Steven D. Price, a consulting editor of The Lyons Press, is the author of thirty books including 1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said, 1001 Insults, Put-Downs, and Comebacks, The Best Advice Ever Given, and The Quotable Horse Lover.

Author : Steven D. Price
Publisher : Skyhorse Publishing Inc.
Page : 241 pages
File Size : 45,98 MB
Release : 2011-05-10
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1616082542

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The most clever, sidesplitting collection of lawyer jokes . . . bar...

Author : Cynthia Ceilán
Publisher : Rowman & Littlefield
Page : 322 pages
File Size : 10,91 MB
Release : 2007-11
Category :
ISBN : 1599216914

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Dark humor about those who have removed themselves from the gene pool. An original and irreverent compendium of accidental deaths caused by astonishing stupidity, embarrassing irony and/or really bad luck, in the tradition of The Darwin Awards.

Author : Randy Stratton
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 109 pages
File Size : 29,24 MB
Release : 2010-07-01
Category : Crafts & Hobbies
ISBN : 0811872173

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Construct your own smoking devices—from simple to elaborate—with easily obtained materials. Includes bonus instructions for making your own vaporizer! The first book ever to feature detailed directions for bongs, pipes, hookahs, and more, Build This Bong brings both the classics and entirely original showstoppers to the home workshop. Projects of all sorts—from a standard gravity bong to a rubber ducky hookah and a state-of-the art vaporizer—come to life with Popular Mechanics-inspired illustrations and simple instructions. No fancy materials necessary: handyman Randy Stratton shows how to construct everything from common household goods. Build This Bong’s forty inventive projects—made from melons, coconuts, snow-globes, teapots, and more—are sure to be a big, mind-blowing hit.

Author : Croft M. Pentz
Publisher : Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.
Page : 386 pages
File Size : 16,64 MB
Release : 1990
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780842304672

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You could call them one-sentence sermons or one-sentence solutions. Use them to spice up your speeches, sermons, church bulletins--anywhere a quick word of wit or wisdom is needed.

Author : Geoff Tibballs
Publisher : Hachette UK
Page : 231 pages
File Size : 42,78 MB
Release : 2011-08-18
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1780333358

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A brilliant collection of insults and sharp retorts for every situation. Includes studied insults, wry putdowns, literary, political, and dramatic rebukes, playground insults, barbs and jibes. The perfect resource for responding to life's slings and arrows with humour and satisfying venom.

Author : Eric Grzymkowski
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 357 pages
File Size : 37,92 MB
Release : 2011-09-15
Category : Reference
ISBN : 1440529078

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Whoever said, "sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you" never met an a**hole. Here, you'll find more than 1,200 of the most biting quotes, comments, and comebacks ever uttered, including: "I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence." --George Bernard Shaw "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein "If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you." --Muhammed Ali You won't just find quotes from typical a**holes like Winston Churchill, Joseph Stalin, and Mark Twain, either. You'll also see what happens when practically perfect folks like Walt Disney, Mahatma Ghandi, and Audrey Hepburn lose their cool. So embrace your dark side and get ready to enjoy every over-confident, over-blown, over-the-top a**hole comment you'll ever need.

Author : Orange Hippo!
Publisher : Hachette UK
Page : 192 pages
File Size : 12,34 MB
Release : 2021-04-15
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1800690851

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Away, you scullion, you rampallion, you fustilarian! Along with penning some of the most sublime passages in all of English Literature, Shakespeare was a master when it came to casting a wicked comeback or hurling a barbed insult. Whether it's Prospero calling Caliban a 'freckled whelp, hag-born' in The Tempest or King Lear railing against his daughter Goneril with the damning words, 'Thou art a boil, a plague sore, an embossed carbuncle in my corrupted blood', Shakespeare didn't hold back when it came to getting creative with his slights. Packed full of eloquent stings and poisonous putdowns, this is the perfect resource for anyone looking to scorn an enemy – without resorting to swearing! 'Away, you starvelling, you elf-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish!' Henry IV Part I (Act 2, Scene 4). 'Away, you three-inch fool.' The Taming of the Shrew (Act 4, Scene 1). 'Go, prick thy face, and over-red thy fear, Thou lily-liver'd boy.' Macbeth (Act 5, Scene 3). 'The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes.' The Comedy of Errors (Act 5, Scene 4).